AMANDA BYNES: KINKY COP "SLAPPED MY VAGINA"

Batshit crazy former actress Amanda Bynes is bizarrely blasting her drug charges as "all lies" and claims a kinky cop "slapped my vagina."
The troubled starlet let loose after being busted Thursday for allegedly bouncing a bong onto a busy New York street from her apartment.
According to the New York Daily News Bynes said: “Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies.  I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal.”

SHARON HINOJOSA GETS LIFE: BURNED KIDS FOR BOYF

"COMPLETE BETRAYAL"

A TWISTED mom who killed her kids so she could improve her relationship with her boyfriend has been jailed for life for the "horrendous crime."
Sharon Hinojosa wanted to cement her relationship so she started the blaze at her Huron Township, MI, trailer which killed her children Anthony, four and Alayna, three. 
The man, who she pulled from the flames and his child escaped the inferno.
Sentencing her to life behind bars,, Wayne County Circuit Judge Daniel Hathaway said her acts "constituted a complete betrayal of what being a mother stands for."
But the 31-year-old claimed she loved her kids and apologized for her actions. 

BEER LED TO MAD MAYKEL BORGES TO HATCHET ATTACK

MAD MAYKEL

A BEER sodden booze hound was so desperate for another drink that he launched a ferocious hatchet attack when he was refused another drink.
Mad Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama (brilliant name) trailer park in Miami and asking for beer, which some of the residents gave him.
But as he continued to demand more drink, he was eventually asked to leave.
The barmy booze hound did in fact go but he then returned armed with a hatchet and then he bgan to argue for more beer with the residents.
When they again refused his requests he started swinging at one man, cutting him on the side with it and drawing blood.
One terrified resident told CBS Miami: "This guy was crazy. He just kept asking for beer and he went mad when we wouldn't give him anything so he just started swinging.

CRAZY EX TONI JO SILVEY CALLED, TEXTED, SMASHED

CRAZY TONI

HELL hath no fury like a woman scorned, but Toni Jo Silvey took that to a whole new level against her ex-boyfriend, cops say.
The 49-year-old Houston woman, repeatedly vandalized Peter Main's property, called him over 1000 times, including 146 on a single day, and sent him more than 700 e-mails in a recent three month period according to court documents.
He told investigators she smashed windows on multiple occasions at his home – sometimes with a tire iron, and at least one time with a 5-foot sword, according to KHOU.
On another occasion, the 62-year-old leather technician claimed that Silvey rammed her SUV into his car, causing his car to hit his garage and the siding of his home causing more than $1700 worth of damage.

SON OF SAM DAVID BERKOWITZ: I WON'T SEEK PAROLE

HE IS ONE OF America's most notorious serial killers. For a brief time in the late 1970s, the monster known as Son of Sam, terrorized New York City, leaving bodies in his wake with six dead and more wounded. Now, David Berkowitz has said he will not seek parole next May. In a letter to FoxNews.com, the killer said "he has no interest in parole" thanks to being forgiven by Jesus Christ.
He has previously been shot down for parole five times.
Berkowitz writes: "I have no interest in parole and no plans to seek release. If you could understand