VA. COP'S '84 SUICIDE REOPENED AS HOMICIDE PROBE

THE shots rang out in Gates County, North Carolina. It was March 1984. Three shots, then a fourth. For most of the past three decades, investigators believed the dead man lying face down in the creek had killed himself. He was Portsmouth, VA police officer Garland L. Joyner. Investigation revealed Joyner had killed imself over bad debts and had even pumped up his life insurance policies--tell tale signs of a suicide.
Resident Keith Mundie told the Virginian-Pilot: "The buttons from his shirt were laying on the bridge. His wallet, his cards, all of the paperwork from his wallet,

MAN, WOMAN BURNED IN CRAZY NYC ACID ATTACK

TALK about acid reflex! An angry--and likely totally bonkers--Brooklyn, NY woman threw sulfuric acid on a 59-year-old man Sunday, severely burning him. And herself. Cops say the victim and the attacker had second-and-third degree burns and "had to be decontaminated" by EMT crews on the street.
FDNY Battalion Chief George Johnson said: "They had some acid on them and their flesh was still burning." The duo were taken to the burn unit of a local hospital and the woman was arrested. Cops had released no names as of last night.

ORANGE TEEN MOM AMBER PORTWOOD SINKS PLEA DEAL

"TEEN MOM" headcase Amber Portwood is shooting down an offer from the DA that would have kept her out of jail on a slew of charges. The 20-year-old Anderson, Indiana knucklehead was investigated on child neglect and felony domestic battery after a September episode of the moronic MTV reality program showed her slapping, choking and kicking the father of her baby, Gary Shirle, 24..
Portwood, dressed to the nines, attended a Madison County court

JUSTIN BIEBER: CHARGES DROPPED IN MALL FRENZY

RIOT

DOUCHEBAG popstar Justin Bieber has agreed to record a public service announcement on cyberbullying so that criminal charges filed against his manager and a record executive after a frenzy at a New York mall will be dropped.
Back in 2009 thousands of squealing fans turned up Long Island clothing store to see the teen pop star sign autographs and overwhelmed cops, stunned by the size of the crowd cancelled the event.
But Def Jam Records executive James Roppo was arrested after police said he refused to help disperse the baying mob, eager to catch a glimpse of the "One Time" singer.  Months later, the NYPD also pressed child endangerment charges against Bieber's manager, Scott Braun.

DNA CRACKS 1987 CALIFORNIA STABBING MURDER

KILLER?

A QUARTER-of-a-century after he was found stabbed to death in the street cops believe they have finally cracked the murder case of Richard Schultz.
The 52-year-old was found with multiple stab wounds in June 1987 in a Sacramento, California, alleyway along with another man who was treated by emergency personnel and survived.
Detectives at the time determined both victims and a third unknown man had been drinking beers in a carport and for unknown reasons, Schultz and the suspect began arguing, leading the suspect to stab both of them.
But he was gone by the time emergency crews arrived, and the case remained unsolved. But, now almost 25-years after the murder Cops have picked up 48-year-old Gregory Samuel Olguin.
as they say DNA was a match to evidence collected at the scene.

WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL GETS 4 YRS. IN BIG HOUSE

"STUPIDEST CRIMINAL"

REMEMBER The World's dumbest criminal Rodney Knight?
You know the guy who robbed someone and then posted his picture on his victim's Facebook page.
Well,  old Rodney will have plenty of time to update his status after being given just over three-and-a-half years behind bars.
"Not so Bright" Knight nicked a couple of laptop computers, a winter coat and about $400 during a burglary in early December.
But after noticing his victim, a Washington Post editor's Facebook page was still open on one of the computer's he posted a picture of

MADDIE MCCANN'S CHILLING WARNING TO HER MOM

HEARTBREAK

HEARTBROKEN mother Kate McCann has revealed that she is haunted by the belief that her daughter Madeleine may have tried to to tell her that someone had tried to break into the children's bedroom. 
Speaking on the eve of Maddie's eighth birthday she admitted that the possible missed chance came at breakfast on the day she vanished, when the little girl disconcerted her mother by asking: "Why didn’t you come when Sean and I cried last night?"  The 43-year-old added: "Not for a moment did we think there might be some sinister explanation. But it is [now] my belief there was somebody either in or trying to get into the children’s bedroom that night, and that is what disturbed them." 
She added: "So haunted have I been ever since by Madeleine’s words that I’ve continued to blame myself for not sitting down and making completely

IMPOTENT OSAMA BIN LADEN USED HERBAL VIAGRA

VIAGRA LOVER

TERROR chief Osama Bin Laden may have been able to blow things up, but he apparently couldn't get it up as herbal Viagra was found in his Pakistani compound. Crews searching his medicine cabinet found found syrup, an extract of wild oats that is marketed as a natural impotence cure which claims to increase sexual desire and potency.
There were also a cocktail of potions to treat high blood pressure, ulcers, shingles, nerve pain and common childrens' complaints, although it's unclear who used what.
But although the heath of the Al Qaida leader was the subject of much speculation in the last few years there was nothing to suggest the 54-year-old was suffering from kidney problems which some in intelligence circles had thought likely in the run up to his death.

TENN. 'WELLNESS' TEACHER BUSTED IN TEEN SEX ROMPS

WELLNESS indeed! A Memphis school teacher, who taught 'wellness' is undeniably a barrel of fun. How many teachers have sex with students and then text nude pix of themselves as a reminder of the special moment? Stacy L. Hopkins does. The 28-year-old educator was busted Thursday and charged with two counts of stat rape by an authority figure and two counts of soliciting sexual exploitation of a minor.
The vixen's hormone charged hijinks began unraveling when an ex-boyfriend tipped off official at Arlington High that our Stacy had been a wee bit saucy and had sent nude pix to the boys. The two teens--now 16 and 18--fessed up they had intercourse with the pretty educator. She apparently confessed to cops. She is listed as a “wellness” or physical education teacher and paid $43,000 a year. She

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! PARTY MOM JANOUS PINCHED

THE PARTY is over for notorious Party Mom scammer Leslie Janous. The 36-year-old embezzler was busted near Phoenix, Arizona Friday. She was busted without incident at a home.
"It is my understanding that we got some lead information from the Knoxville office that led to her being arrested here," FBI agent Manuel Johnson, spokesman for the Phoenix office, told the Knoxville News-Sentinel.
The corpulent con artist pleaded guilty in February to wire fraud and money laundering in a multi-million dollar precious metals scam. She was to be sentenced in July. But on April 18, she went on the run.
Before being busted she was best known for a ridiculously lavish "Sweet 15" party she threw for her daughter. Janous had even tried to get MTV to film the event.

OSAMA BIN LADEN HOME VIDEOS REVEAL HIS VANITY

HERE they are. The Pentagon has released dead terror master Osama bin Laden's home videos. They show a vain man living in a dump. The mass murderer was whacked by U.S. Navy Seals last Sunday after a 15-year manhunt.

CYBERDICKS PLAN NEW SONY HACK ATTACK

THE group of hackers who have already stolen over 100 million names, addresses and credit card details from Sony have vowed to strike again.
According to CNET, an observer of the Internet Relay Chat channel used by the hackers told the tech site that a third major attack is planned this weekend against Sony's official website.
They also plan to publicize all or some of the information they are able to copy from Sony's servers, which could include customer names, credit card numbers, and addresses, according to the source. Should the planned attack succeed, it would be the latest blow in a series of devastating security breaches of Sony's servers over the past month.

BIG EASY BOOZE-A-RAMMA: NO CHARGES FOR NIC CAGE

DRUNK

HOLLYWOOD legend Nicolas Cage won't face criminal charges for the drunken argument with his wife in New Orleans last month.
The academy award winning actor was busted in the big easy's French Quarter after allegedly grabbing his wife's arm and pounding on cars during the boozy fight about whether a nearby house was the one they were renting.
He was filming "Medallion" at the time but that night he was booked on domestic abuse, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness.  
But Cage's attorney Harry Rosenberg said that the district attorney's office refused the charges and no prosecution would occur.

WIFE OF NAZI LAWYER ON SLAY PLOT: 'HE'S INNOCENT'

CYNDI

GUILTY

THE wife of an Idaho attorney who was found guilty of plotting to kill her and her mother has vowed to fight for his release.
Cyndi Steele reacted furiously at the verdict against her well known anti-semite husband Edgar, who once represented the Aryan Nations, despite recordings seemingly showing her husband offering money for her death. "This is the most devastating thing I have ever had happen in my life," she said outside Boise's U.S. District

TEXAS BOY, 5, SHOOTS, KILLS BABY BROTHER, 4

QUITE how he got hold of the bolt action rifle remains a mystery, but one thing is clear the five-year-old boy has killed his his four-year-old brother with a bullet to the stomach. 
Cops in Victoria County, TX said the pair were playing with the gun while their parents were home when the gun went off.