VIDEO: MISSING LAUREN SPIERER ARGUING WITH 4 MEN

LAUREN SPIERER, RIGHT

HMMM. What to make of this? The young man who was partying with Lauren Spierer before she disappeared Friday says he has no memory of their last moments. Why? His mouthpiece says Corey Rossman got punched in the face after the twosome returned to Lauren's apartment complex.Carl Salzmann said: "At Smallwood, someone confronted them. He got punched in the face. He has no memory of that, or of the 15 minutes leading to that moment. The first memory he has is the next morning when he wakes up in his bed."

CRIME BRIEFS: GREG FULTZ'S IDIOTIC BILLBOARD, MORE

MEET the biggest dick on the planet, June 9, 2011 edition. Greg Fultz. Not happy with his ex-girlfriend. Not at all. The New Mexican nimrod took out a billboard showing him cuddling the outline of a baby with the words: "This would have been a picture of my 2-month old baby if the mother had decided to not KILL our child!" Problem is, his ex, Nani Lawrence didn't have an abortion. She had a miscarriage. WORLD'S BIGGEST MORON

OSAMA BIN LADEN EULOGY: YOU'RE NEXT DICKHEAD

AL QAEDA number two (and trying harder) Ayman al-Zawahri delivered his often hilarious eulogy to former terror master, now fish food, Osama bin Laden whacked in a U.S. raid last month. We're still gonna terrify you," the good doc says, reassuring us. The video--hysterically called in true Al-Qaeda we're-going-to rule-the world-fashion "The Noble Knight Dismounted"--alternates between the terror number 2's poetry and verse. Disgruntled terrorists are now heading home because bin Laden was more fun and took himself less seriously.
THE NY TIMES TREATS THINGS MORE SERIOUSLY

MICHIGAN MURDER SUSPECT JOHN SKELTON DIVORCES

IN THE LATEST twist to a bizarre, disturbing case, Tanya and John Skelton have finalized their divorce in a Michigan court. Judge Margaret M.S. Noe awarded full custody to Tanya Skelton of the couple’s three boys, Alexander, 7, Andrew, 9, and Tanner, 5, who have been missing more than six months. Ringing bells? Ah, now you remember good 'ole John Skelton.

TEACHER ELISIA MARTINELLI HAD SEX WITH BOYS, GIRLS

SHE WAS A young teacher at a private Christian school for boys and girls.  She was liked by her colleagues and was trusted by parents (LOL!).  But Elisia Martinelli, 34, violated that trust and PREYED on children to satisfy her sick sexual fantasies.  She told ‘sexy’ stories to innocent teens while plying them with alcohol.  She performed sexual acts with girls as young as 14, and even had a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy for over a year.  All of this is according to Cook County prosecutors in Chicago, who have charged the teacher with four counts of criminal assault – one for each of her alleged victims.  Martinelli received bail at $1.5 million.  Her brother, Nelson Quintana Jr., 27, who also worked at the school was charged with one count of misdemeanor criminal sexual abuse in connection with another student.

CASEY ANTHONY SEARCHED ONLINE FOR CHLOROFORM

CASEY Anthony search online for knock out drug chloroform, two months before her two-year-old daughter Caylee went missing, a rapt Florida courtroom heard yesterday.   
The head of computer crimes at the Orange County Sheriff's Department testified that someone specifically searched the Anthony family computer for the words "chloroform," "alcohol," "inhalation," "death," "self-defense" and "head injury" within 15 minutes. Sgt Kevin Stenger also said someone also searched the term "neck breaking," "making weapons" and "how to make chloraform (sic)," using Google four days after the first search for chloroform in March

'RED BULL KILLER' STEPHEN COFFEEN NOT GUILTY

MENTAL

THE man dubbed the "Red Bull Killer" has astonishingly been found not guilty by reason of insanity in the murder of his father who he suffocated with a pillow. 
Stephen Coffeen, 42, claimed the energy drink made him mentally unbalanced and along with sleep deprivation, meant he did not know what he was doing when he strangled his 83-year-old father, Robert Coffeen, a World War II veteran.    
Circuit Judge Nancy Moate Ley told the Pinellas, FL courtroom: "At the time of the killing, the defendant did not understand the wrongfulness of his actions."
"He was suffering from a mental infirmity, disease or defect."
Citing reports filed by five doctors who concluded Coffeen was legally insane at the time he killed his father she added: "In all of my many years of experience, and a lot of homicide cases, I have never seen a situation that was so clear cut as far as everyone agreeing."

WHAT A WEASEL? DEAD ANIMAL USED IN ASSAULT

WHAT a weasel.
Bursting into his apartment with a dead weasel under his arm, a furious man smashed another guy in the face because he thought he was sleeping with his girlfriend, cops say.
According to the police report the baffled victim spotted the carcass and asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?"
Wrongly his attacker answered: "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," before punching the man in the nose and fleeing - leaving his furry friend behind in the Hoquiam, WA apartment. 
Cops later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location but despite being at gunpoint he refused to surrender, tried to fight officers several times and held his ground until a dog unit was called in for back-up.
He was charged with assault and burglary, reckless driving without a license and resisting arrest.
He said he had found the dead animal near but police don't know why he carried it with him.

ELIZABETH EDWARDS MADE DEATHBED CONFESSION

"HAUNTING"

HELL hath no fury...even from beyond the grave it would appear.
As she lay on her deathbed Elizabeth Edwards secretly videotaped testimony against her cheating husband John who is accused of  using campaign funds to hide his secret mistress, prosecutor claim.
The one time presidential candidate and congressman is accused of using $925,000 to cover up his affair with Rielle Hunter, who eventually gave birth to their lovechild.    
Friends said the cancer victim, who died in December, wanted to ‘haunt’ her estranged husband and his mistress Rielle Hunter, with whom he fathered a child and made a sex tape.
So sources say she secretly videotaped deathbed confession which she passed to a friend, who she told to send it to prosecutors. 
A source told The National Enquirer: "Elizabeth wanted to exact final revenge against John for destroying their 33-year marriage and their family by cheating with Rielle."

RAPPER JA RULE STARTS JAIL TIME

JA SOUL

JA RULE? Ja Soul more like. 
Rapper Ja Rule has turned himself in to begin his two-year jail sentence for holding an illegal semiautomatic rifle in his car. 
Cops caught the 35-year-old with the serial number scratched off when they pulled him over for speeding after he left a show at Manhatttan's Beacon Theatre in July 2005.
Lil Wayne was arrested separately, but for the same charge, after headlining the same show, and spent about eight months in jail for the crime.
The 35-year-old who's really name is Jeffrey Atkins told Good Day New York: "Laws are laws. There's nothing I could really do but own up to the situation."

CRIME BRIEFS: CASEY ANTHONY, PEDO-ATRICAN, MORE!

* CASEY WILL BE HAMMERED BY FORENSICS: Party Mom will be dissected by criminal scientists this week, according to CNN. On Tuesday, jurors were told that a trained dog alerted cops to the smell of human remains in the swinging 25-year-old Floridian's car. An investigator testified: "He (the dog) started indicating in the rear of the vehicle  I could tell he was working something." Anthony faces the death penalty if convicted in the June 2008 murder of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee.
CASEY ANTHONY MURDER TRIAL

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* DODGY INSURANCE AGENT KILLS TWO FRAUD INVESTIGATORS: Cowardly John Melvin Lavergne was coming apart. Louisiana insurance fraud investigators were hot on his trial, and

MISSING2: MICHELLE LE CASE RECLASSIFIED A HOMICIDE

THE FAMILY of a California nursing student who vanished 11 days ago are praying for her return--even though cops fear she's dead. Michelle Le, 26, was last seen leaving a Hayward, Calif. hospital May 27--her car was later found locked blocks away. Forensics have forced detectives to classify the case as a homicide, including surveillance, cell phone records and evidence garnered via search warrants. But her family is not having it.
Her father Son Le said: "To us, if you call something murder case, you have to have a body." He added the family has been kept in the dark

SOUTH PARK NUT ISAIAH KALEBU BARRED FROM TRIAL

A MAN'S TRIAL for rape and murder had to take place without him present in court l after he repeatedly disrupted proceedings with profane outbursts. Isaiah Kalebu, 25,  from the South Park area Seattle, was removed from the courtroom  and restrained in a different room in the courthouse.  King County Superior Court Judge Michael Hayden took the unusual action when Kelebu ignored directions to remain silent during proceedings and continually yelled expletives.
Crazy Kalebu was able to watch the trial via

MISSING1: NO NEW LEADS IN LAUREL SPIERER HUNT

DESPITE the efforts of friends and celebrities alike, cops in Indiana have found no new leads in the mysterious disappearance of sophomore Lauren Spierer, 20, of Westchester, New York. The pretty blonde was last seen walking barefoot for a pal's place Friday night. Celebs like Denise Richards, Brittany Snow and Ryan Seacrest are spreading the word but so far no luck. Cops fear foul play.

STARS HELP HUNT FOR LAUREL SPIERER

BARBIE, SKIPPER, KEN BUSTED IN GREENPEACE PROTEST

BARBIE and her friends are sure keeping up with the times. The beloved doll, along with on-again off-again beau Ken and little pal Skipper were arrested at toy giant Mattel's California HQ. The were protesting the degradation of the rainforest they say is caused by Mattel.