CRAZY YAKURI MIHAMAE GROPED TSA AGENT

GROPER

SHE made a real boob of herself with this one. 
Yukahari Mihamae allegedly refused to go through passenger screening at Phoenix Airport and then argued with staff. 
But when a female guard stepped in, she grabbed her boob and squeezed it with both hands, hurting her and causing her to call out for help.     
The stunned crew called the cops and Mihamae admitted grabbing the TSA agent and continued to argue with officers before she was arrested. TSA spokesperson Kawika Riley confirmed the altercation to msnbc.com in a statement: "On July 14 at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, local law enforcement arrested a passenger for assaulting a TSA officer during the screening process."
Maricopa County jail officials say Mihamae was released from custody Friday. They couldn't immediately provide any information about her case status.
Phoenix TV station KSAZ says Mihamae lives in Longmont, Colo., and is self-employed.

CANINE COPULATOR PATRICK TREJO PLEADS GUILTY

MUST LIKE DOGS

Music teacher Patrick 'Big Dog' Trejo must have been humming 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window?' After all, the 25-year-old Phoenix music teacher went to Craigslist to solicit sex with a dog. But he was barking up the wrong tree and pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit bestiality. According to the Phoenix New Times the wannabe maestro of canine copulation and pal Keith Keifer--who also copped to the same bestiality beef--were busted last February in a quest to find dog owners willing to offer up their pets for a rover romp. Of course, as the newspaper noted, all the hound-hankering horndogs had to do was adopt a puppy for a few bucks. "The two were arrested after they allegedly agreed to meet a dog and its owner at a hotel for sex. In reality, they met MCSO deputies who took them into custody.
They both received a year's probation. As for his teaching career, it appears it has hit a sour note.

SEXIEST DUI EVER: MODEL SUELYN MEDEIROS, BUST-ED

BUST-ED

WHAT a bust - and the arrest wasn't bad either.
There would definitely been a few raised eyebrows as Brazilian bikini model SueLyn Medeiros was marched into the station house.
Cops told gossip site TMZ that the 25-year-old beauty was pulled over in Hollywood on Wednesday after crashing her DeLorean into a parked car.
Opening the Back to the Future mobile, cops said there was a strong odor of booze in the car and their suspicions were confirmed when her blood alcohol level was .14 almost twice the legal limit in California.   As they gave her the field sobriety test and bragged that

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! NOIR KING JAMES ELLROY

MY LIFE As A Creep, indeed. Just to show we're not picking only on little folks here's the mugshot of famed Black Dahlia author James Ellroy from one of his numerous boozed out escapades with the law. So, keep faith, a bad mugshot doesn't always spell ruin. Just most of the time.

MISSING AMY AHONEN TERRIFIED OF CRAIGSLIST MAN

THE SISTER of a Denver woman who mysteriously disappeared has asked cops to try and locate a man she met on Craigslist when looking for a roommate. Amy Ahonen, 38, vanished July 8 and her Jeep was later found on Highway 6, her purse credit cards, cell phone and car keys were discovered in the unlocked vehicle. She has not been seen since. Her sister Andrea, said the man "scared Amy" so much she pulled the ad down. Andrea Ahonen said: "It indicates to me she only meant to be away from that car for five minutes or less. We're from Detroit. We lock our doors."
Amy Ahonen's parents and sibling flew in from Motown to meet with

BETTY WALKER TRIED TO SHOOT DOG; KILLED HUBBY

SHE WAS supposed to shoot the pit bull named 'Cocaine'--but instead Betty 'Quick Draw' Walker put two bullets into her husband's chest in a bizarre Jackson, Mississippi. According to cops, 'Cocaine' "lunged and tried to attack some children." That's when Betty pulled out her gun and fired, hitting hubby Robert Walker, 53, in the chest. He was dead in the hospital two hours later. 'Cocaine' was only wounded.
But Robert Ferguson, 19, whose cousin owns the pit bull told the Jackson Clarion-Ledger that the dog isn't aggressive and is kept in a fenced in pen when the owner is out. He heard the gunshots and saw poor

IT'S REAL! PARTY MOM CASEY ANTHONY WALKS FREE

PARTY MOM Casey Anthony walked out of jail today a free woman. The 25-year-old shockingly acquitted of killing her toddler daughter was sprung just after midnight from the Orange County Jail. With most of the world still baying for blood, it seems almost unreal. Particularly when even the Florida jury that gave her the free pass all believed she killed Caylee in 2008.
A mob of demonstrators greeted her as she walked out of jail and perhaps into anonymity forever.
Jail flack Allen Moore said: "This release had an

MELISSA HARDWICK ATTACKS FAMILY COURT JUDGE

CLASSY

ATTACK

IT PROBABLY wasn't the best way to make a good impression on the family court judge. 
Melissa Hardwick continually interrupted proceedings as her ex-husband explained why he'd filed a domestic violence complaint against her.
So Judge Jennifer Edwards warned her that she would be held in contempt if she carried on talking. 

PERVERT PEDIATRICIAN MADE 'HOW TO' MOLEST BOOK

A PERVERT pediatrician accused of videotaping himself while he sexually abused young female patients made a "how-to-book" on molestation called "Sex" cops say. Dr Rakesh Punn allegedly drugged his victims, some of whom were as young as 11, and blindfolded them during the assaults. 
Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice has said most of Punn's patients were Indian and that as a physician he held a revered position in that community, where parents would trust him to examine their children in private. She added that after making them strip, he blindfolded them and placed them on the examining table, often giving them a sedative to knock them out. He would then videotape or photograph his sexual contact with them. In many instances, Punn would give the girls a sedative to render them

LAUREN GIDDINGS' MURDERED BY SPURNED SUITOR?

ONE OF THE persons of interest in the sickening Lauren Giddings dismemberment murder was once asked by his mom whether there was a romance brewing between the two. According to Glenda McDaniel, her son Stephen Mark McDaniel considered Lauren, 27, a friend, and the two lived in the same building in Macon, Georgia and were classmates. He told her his focus was finishing law school.
Giddings' torso was found outside her apartment building June 30 and were in such appalling shape it took nearly a week for a positive identification.

OAKLAND COUNTY CHILD KILLER: ANOTHER LOOK

THEY WERE among the most notorious murders of the 1970s. An ugly chain of unsolved child killings in suburban Detroit know as the Oakland County Child Murders. Now, they are being looked at again as part of a cold case task force examining 30 unsolved homicides.
A law enforcement official said: "The grand jury is hearing information related to one of the child slayings of the 1970s, but as far as I know, there is no new

PYTHON PARENTS GUILTY IN SNAKE DEATH OF DAUGHTER

A FLORIDA couple have been found guilty of manslaughter in the grisly death of the woman's daughter--strangled in her crib by a pet python in 2009. Stupid idea, right? We thought so. The jury in Sumter County found Jaren Hare, 21, and Charles "Dummy" Darnell, 34, guilty of manslaughter, 3rd degree murder and child neglect. Both Jaren and "Dummy" rejected plea deals that would see them out in a 10 spot--now they face 35 big ones in the crowbar hotel. Hare sobbed as the verdict was read.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! CHANELLING BOB MARLEY

WE'RE not really sure what she's done or who she is but we sure like the hairdo. It's got Bob Marley and Louis XIV rolled into one. Thanks to our friends at The Smoking Gun for this lovely lady.

DREW PETERSON WANTS ROB LOWE MOVIE SCRATCHED

LOWE

PETERSON

ROB Lowe will not get to play accused wife killer Drew Peterson in a TV movie about his life if the former cop has anything to do with it.
'Ladykiller: The Drew Peterson Story,' was being filmed for Lifetime Television, about the strange disappearance of his fourth wife Stacey in 2007 and the death of his third wife Kathleen Savio who was found dead in the couple's bathtub in 2004. 
Her death was initially ruled accidental, but Drew was later charged with her murder - which he denies. Before her disappearance Stacy Peterson also

ROGER CLEMENS SHOCKER! MISTRIAL DECLARED

Baseball legend Roger Clemens' case was dramatically struck out of court yesterday when the judge sensationally declared a mistrial after prosecutors revealed banned evidence for the jury.
The seven time Cy Young award winning pitcher could not be assured a fair trial according to US District Judge Reggie Walton after the jury were shown evidence against his orders. 
Lawyer's began playing a video from the Rocket's 2008 Congress testimony showing the jury, Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md referring to former teammate and close friend Andy Pettitte's conversation with his wife. One of the chief pieces of evidence against Clemens is Pettitte's