THANKSGIVING 'MONSTER' MERHIGE PLEADS GUILTY

AN ADMITTED killer described as a "monster" pleaded guilty to murdering four relatives in a 2009 Thanksgiving massacre. His guilty plea with save him a trip to death row and oblivion. Paul Merhige was a last minute guest, one of 16, at the South Florida home Nov. 26, 2009. He was Muriel Sitton's cousin Paul Merhige. They enjoyed a traditional dinner and then gathered in a horseshoe

GANG BANG TEACHER STACY SCHULER GUILTY; JAILED

THE FUN-LOVING Ohio high school teacher who enjoyed a balls to the walls gang bang with the football team has been convicted of having sex with five students. Unrepentant party girl Stacy Schuler had claimed she was insane and that the teens took advantage of her during the orgy at her Springboro, Ohio home in 2010. However, she can ask a judge to spring her in six months. The five teens testified that Schuler, a health and gym teacher, had been drinking alcohol at the time of the encounters and was a willing participant in the hormone-charged hijinks,

TEXAS COP KILLER FRANK GARCIA GETS NEEDLE

 A TEXAS cop killer was put to death last night after the Supreme Court shot down his last minute appeal. Frank Martinez Garcia, 38, was executed in Huntsville at 7:02 p.m. CST. On March 29, 2001 Garcia shot to death San Antonio Police officer Hector Garza during a domestic incident. He then shot and killed his wife Jessica. His 5-year-old daughter witnessed the massacre. MORE ON COP KILLER

GIORDANO BURIED ROBYN GARDNER ALIVE IN ARUBA!

A SENSATIONAL new report in the National Enquirer is claiming that doomed Maryland party girl Robyn Gardner was buried alive by her creepy travel companion in Aruba. The Enquirer says a tipster told the tab that Gardner, 35, was "buried in a dog's grave." Cops on the Caribbean island are currently hunting for the grave. The tipster told the paper that swinging Gary Giordano beat the pretty blonde, then suffocated her before tying her arms and legs, putting a bag over her head and burying her.
The source said: "He dug up a fresh dog's grave with his hands, removed the dog's

LO-LIFES: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LOHAN IN JAIL

CLASSY GUY

WHERE DOES SHE GET IT FROM?

LIKE father, like daughter, or should that be the other way round?
Either way, just days after his 57-year-old daughter Lindsay was scolded by a judge for violating her probation, her father Michael was re-arrested, just hours after he was released on domestic violence charges.
Supposed journalist media whore Kate Major called in Tampa police after he allegedly made a harassing phone call to her shortly after she was released from jail. After cops arrived at her condo, he again called the 28-year-old, which

TOPLESS ERIN HOLDSWORTH'S WILD 128 MPH CHASE

TOPLESS, drunk and driving at 128mph - it must have been a helluva party.
Meet drunken vixen Erin B. Holdsworth who cops were only able to bust after they layed down stop sticks after a high speed chase earlier this month.

Officers' jaws dropped as they told her to d get out of the vehicle and she was wearing nothing but a see-through top, g-string and a pair of tennis shoes. 

GO TO JAIL: LAURA CHAVEZ STABS OVER MONOPOLY

JAIL

SHE did not pass go or collect $200 - instead Laura Chavez went directly to jail after repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend after arguing over a game of Monopoly.
Whether she landed on one of his hotels is unclear but cops say they arrived to find the 48-year-old "bleeding from his head and right wrist."
She then admitted to stabbing the man with a kitchen knife.
According to the statement of probable cause filed for her arrest they were playing the game when she: "hit him on the head  with a glass bottle."

MUGSHOT MANIA! 'I'LL TAKE IRONY FOR $200 ALEX'

HALLOWEEN season is in full bloom and it's pretty obvious this man is NOT an escapee from a 1930s Warner Bros. gangster pic. Bad costume. Bad luck. Delicious irony.

AMANDA KNOX DUMPED BY KINKY ITALIAN CASSANOVA

AMANDA KNOX'S Italian boyfriend has pulled the pin on his cross-cultural playmate. According to the National Enquirer, the 24-year-old kinky sex fan is devastated his family put the kibosh on the relationship. Sources told the iconic tabloid that knife enthusiast Raffaele's dad wants him to start a new

MUGSHOT MANIA! IT WAS A HALLOWEEN BASH, RIGHT?

WE HOPE that buddy was just caught unawares as he yucked it up at a Halloween bash that came off the rails. But, maybe not. Either way: he's a sight.

ALIAYAH LUNSFORD PROBE: FBI HITS BRICK WALL

WHERE is Aliayah Lunsford? A month has passed since the 3-year-old girl vanished from her West Virginia home and cops seem no closer to making an arrest in the case. She was last seen Sept. 24. Now, the FBI says there are few clues in the case but grimly say there is little hope the happy go lucky child is still alive. Family friend Teresa Hathaway said she does not regret the hours she has volunteered hunting for the child. She said: "I'm a grandmother and she's the same age as two of my grandchildren and your heart just kind of melts, especially when it's a small child. It kind of takes over from there."
Still, she's confident the feds will make an arrest in the sickening case. "They know what they're doing."
MORE ON ALIAYAH LUNSFORD

ADOLF HITLER'S IDIOT PARENTS DISPUTE CUSTODY CASE

ADOLF, ARYAN NATION & HONSZLYNN

THE IDIOT parents who named their children "Adolf Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" have lost custody of all three of their children. 
Heath and Deborah Campbell were busted last year after a local store refused to decorate a birthday cake for their son Adolf Hitler Campbell.  
Since then the three-year-old has been in foster care along with his siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. 
Heath and Deborah are however claiming that they lost custody in a New Jersey appeals court found no

LAZY TEACH JENNIFER GOMES POSTS BOMB THREAT

LAZY

SHE really didn't want to take classes - so much so that Jennifer Gomes has now been accused of making a bomb threat to her school. 
Cops say the 42-year-old gym teacher, who taught one day a week at the private Escuela de Guadalupe school in Denver posted a note saying: "There's a bomb inside." 
As a result officers had to sweep the premises before pupils were allowed back into their classes. 
Needless to say the none too bright teacher was quickly picked up by cops and she told told them that she didn't want to go to work on Monday.  
Prosecutors said Gomes confessed to writing the note.
David Card, president of Escuela de Guadalupe, said: "The safety and well-being of our kids is our top priority and we are confident that we are providing this type of environment at Escuela right now.

CHEATING KEVIN GAYLOR CALLS COPS ON DATE

CHEATER

A CHEATING boyfriend called the cops on his internet lover after his girlfriend arrived home early.
Two-timing Kevin Gaylor, 24, dialed 911 in a desperate bid to convince his missus that the "other woman" he'd picked up on Craigslist was a burglar and not his date.
He told cops that "she was wielding a gun."
Cops said he had arranged to meet his "date" at his Colorado Springs home at around 3am on Wednesday morning.
But his plan met a hitch when his girlfriend unexpectedly arrived home, cops told The Gazette.

TWIN MOM LINDSEY LOWE'S FIANCE NOT THE FATHER

CHEAT

THE MONSTER mom accused of smothering her newborn twins to death and trying to flush them down the toilet had cheated on her fiance a court heard yesterday. 
DNA tests revealed that Lindsey Lowe's betrothed, Jonathan Brooks was not the father of the tragic babies. 
Hendersonville Police Detective Steve Malach told how she had told him of the affair that occurred in December and early January, when he originally questioned her about the killings. 
He told the court: "I asked if it was possible anybody else was the father, and she told he she had cheated on her fiancé with another guy, Jeremy Smith." 
She told the investigator that that she hadn't admitted her infidelity or told her fiance about her cheating because she hadn't wanted to "disappoint him and because she didn't want to add to the stress of a family member's illness.