DILDO-N'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT LADY

Classy Lady

THE night started so well -  dinner, an escort home, a man in her bedroom, some wrestling, handcuffs and then bang - dildo attack. 
Cops say Carolee Bildsten, 56, attacked an officer with a sex toy, after he escorted her home.
The night started well, a nice meal and a few drinks at Joe's Crab Shack only for Bildsten to realize she'd left her cash at home. 
So she told the manager she'd go get her money, come back and pay the bill.
But rather than make it home, an officer found her lying down on a patch of grass between the restaurant and her house.

PEDOPHILE HUNTERS SHATTERING SICKO PARADISE

PERVERTS NOT WELCOME. A new BBC documentary is shedding light on American agents operating in South East Asia that are rounding up sex tourists who prey on children. This is the first of four parts.

THE PAEDOPHILE HUNTERS

MURDEROUS MOTHER: 'THEY WERE MOUTHY'

A TAMPA MOM has done the unthinkable and murdered her two teenage children because "they were mouthy." Evil Julie Schenecker, 50, was found on the back porch of her home drenched on blood.
Cops discovered her son Beau, 13, dead in the family SUV. His sister Calyx, 16, was in an upstairs bedroom. She too was dead. Both had been shot to death.

"She did tell us that they talked back, that they were mouthy," Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy told WTSP. "But I don't think that will ever serve as an explanation to the rest of us of how you could take a child's life."

Schenecker shot Beau on the way to soccer practice, detectives say and then returned

JIHAD JANE SET TO PLEAD GUILTY TO TERROR CHARGES

NOTORIOUS JIHAD sympathizer Colleen LaRose has agreed to plead guilty to four counts of conspiring to support terrorists in a violent jihad.
Using the nomme de guerre of Jihad Jane LaRose was part of a plot to assassinate Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks. Vilks' sin? He depicted the prophet Mohammed with the body of a dog.
But is Jihad Jane cooperating with her sworn enemies? Her lawyer Mark Wilson wouldn't say.

MEET THE CHARLIE SHEEN OF INDONESIA

Saucy!

They didn't do this to Charlie

CHARLIE SHEEN TAKE heart. You could be Nazril 'Ariel' Irham--one of Indonesia's biggest pop stars. Poor Nazril was sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison Monday after his hormone-charged sex tapes found their way onto the Internet. Yes, Charlie, it is considered a crime in some corners of the world: particularly Muslim nations like, say, Indonesia.
Liberals in Indonesia claim he's suffered enough but the old reliable hard-liners believe he's contributed to his country's morale decline. The tapes were of Nazril and best gal pal

THE DRUG COPS WERE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

It's a conspiracy

THIS TIME it really was the government! A conspiracy enthusiast who produced a documentary alleging 9/11 was an inside has been busted for selling heroin. Cops in upstate New York said Korey Rowe, 27, and a Bronx man, 19, were busted by undercover cops for selling heroin.
He was arraigned Friday on a single count of selling a controlled substance. He was released on $10,000 bail.
An army veteran of the fighting in iraq and Afghanistan, he was the producer of 2006 documentary called Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup that questioned the official version of the 9/11 terror attacks.

MINOT MASSACRE'S "CHILLING" KILLER STILL ON LOOSE

Murder Scene

A TWISTED killer who left a mother, her two children and her boyfriend dead  in a "chilling" shooting remains at large on Sunday Authorities said.
The small town of Minot, North Dakota was left horrified by the deaths, which saw a single shooter target and blast Sabrina Zephier, 19 in a small apartment.
Her boyfriend Jeremy Longie, 22, and family13-year-old Dylan Zephier, and Jolene Zephier, 38 were also found dead at a nearby trailer park.    
Captain Dan Strandberg of the Minot Police Department said: "This is a particularly chilling case. We have not made an arrest and we are working down our leads and evidence,"

FOR SWINDLER IT'S HAIR TODAY - GONE TOMORROW

Hair Brained

A SERIAL conman who claimed his yogurt substance was the fountain of youth, is today behind bars for scamming investors and using the money to fund a lavish lifestyle.

Joseph Fox Batista told people that he could reverse visible signs of aging, regrow hair on balding people and even turn grey hair dark again.

The 55-year-old claimed that his process, which the well known natural enzyme telomerase entered the body through yogurt enzymes, would revolutionize the skin care industry.

But now he's behind bars, accused of scamming his yogurt cream investors and spending their money on a luxury apartment, fancy dinners, alcohol, and, one victim says, drugs.

MURDERED PRISON OFFICER RAISED SAFETY CONCERNS

Strangled by this monster

A FEMALE corrections officer who was strangled in the chapel of a Washington state prison over the weekend had raised concerns about being the sole guard on duty before her death. 
Jayme Biendl, 34, was strangled with a microphone cord, by an inmate believed to be a male, serving a life sentence without parole for first-degree rape and kidnapping in 1997.
The man who's name has not been released by authorities. was reported missing during a routine count at 9:14 p.m. Saturday at Monroe Correctional Complex, about 30 miles northeast of Seattle.

DETROIT COPS RELEASE GRAPHIC SHOOTING VIDEO

THIS is the graphic footage of a gunman striding into a Detroit police station and blasting surprised Cops with shotgun.
It shows Lamar Moore, 38, walking into the precinct and past the building's raised front desk.
Pulling out the concealed weapon he sprays shells hitting a female sergeant in her bullet-proof vest. He's then seen firing more shots down the hallway as he reverses his steps back into the middle of the lobby.

IDIOT LA COP LIED ABOUT SHOOTER

Cops Search for Nothing

IDIOT LA COP Jeffrey Stenroos will be kicked off the force for an alleged shooting hoax that sparked one of the largest local manhunts in recent memory.
Fellow officers say Stenroos was lying when he claimed a gunman shot him in the chest as he patrolled near a San Fernando Valley high school Jan 19.
It's now thought he was mishandling a firearm when he was shot.
The bullet hit Stenroos' bulletproof vest and authorities said that protection saved his life.
He was treated for minor injuries and released from the hospital later that night.
But rather than own up, he claimed that he'd been blasted by a man in his 40s with long brown hair, sparking a huge 350 man manhunt.

FUGITIVE DRUG LORD NABBED IN SENIORS COMPLEX

Happier Times

Now

GRASS loving grandpa, Mark Phillips has been caught in a seniors community 31 years after skipping out of his trial.
Back in 1979, the 62-year-old fled court for being part of a Miami marijuana smuggling ring, evading capture for three decades by remaining constantly vigilant. 
But when US Marshals moved in on the Century Village apartment block they found the evasive old timer having a nap.   
After waking up the snoring senior the lead deputy Marshal told Phillips: 'The judge wants to see you Mark.'"
He replied: "The judge wants to see me from 30 years ago."

COPS TAPED MAD MARNI'S CONFESSION

Marni in love

DETECTIVES SECRETLY tapped the phone of scary Marni Yang--charged with murdering ex-Chicago Bear Shaun Gayle's pregnant gal pal.That's Marni Yang of scary head and provocative photo fame.

THE CHICAGO SUN TIMES REPORTS: "Investigators eager to solve the killing then went a step further, obtaining a judge’s permission to have Yang’s best friend secretly record conversations with her about the 2007 slaying of Rhoni Reuter, a police officer testified Thursday."

Yang's long delayed murder trial is likely to center around secret recordings made by pal Christi Paschen. In them, Yang, 43, admits she gunned down

URGENT: MISSING MICH. MOM, PAL SHOT TO DEATH

Tears

THE SEARCH FOR missing Michigan mother Amy Henslee has ended in tears. Cops say mom of two Henslee, 30, was found shot to death early Friday. The other body was identified as Tonya Howarth, 36.
The bodies were found in rural Bangor Township--about 60 miles southwest of Grand Rapids. Henslee was last seen Monday.
Detectives have arrested Junior Lee Beebe, 34, in the slaying. It's believed Beebe was Howarth's boyfriend. He is expected to be arraigned later today.
On Thursday, detectives had expressed confidence that tragic Amy was still alive.
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DEADLY NERVE AGENT FOUND AT LOCKED DOWN BASE

A BIOLOGICAL warfare military base  which was locked down because a small amount of nerve agent was unaccounted for has now reopened after the missing vial was found.
Panicking officials, shut the Utah base, which carries out tests to protect troops against biological attacks was closed down as frantic searches were launched when the VX nerve agent went missing.
Although just a fourth of a teaspoon was missing, even a drop of the agent which affects the body's ability to carry messages through the nerves, could have had terrible consequences for someone.   
A mix of about 1200 to 1400 military and civilian personnel at the Dugway Proving Grounds, which sits about 85 miles south of Salt Lake City were held inside the base until it was found.

CRAZY KILLER WANTED SUICIDE BY BEAR

Yogi

Boo Boo

WE THOUGHT they only liked picnic baskets? Yogi Bear loving, convicted killer Tracy Province, who escaped from an Arizona prison planned to OD on heroin. Then, once stoned in Yellowstone National Park, let the bears eat him. After his capture, he told a sheriff's detective that he had wanted to go up on a mountain, shoot up a gram and: "be bear food."
But as he was preparing the drug, a voice told him not to go through with the plan so he changed course in favor of trying to hitchhike to Indiana to see his family.
He called it: "Divine intervention." 

MOBILE MARIJUANA LAUNCHER SMOKED OUT

A MOBILE marijuana launcher which catapulted weed across the Mexican border has been smoked out by the National Guard.
Using a remote video surveillance system at they observed several people preparing a catapult and launching packages over the International Border fence last Friday evening.
Here's the footage: 

According to KOLD, Border Patrol agents working with the National Guard contacted Mexican authorities.

TWISTED SHOOTER KEPT 13-YEAR-OLD SEX SLAVE

Evil

GUN nut Lamar Moore, who wounded four Detroit cops, before being fatally shot, kept a 13-year-old sex slave police say.  
Moore had held the girl captive for days, chaining her to the toilet and then using her to fulfill his twisted desires. 
Detroit Sgt. Eren Stephens confirmed Moore was being investigated in connection with a sexual attack on a minor, before he met his grisly end last week.
According to WWJ, officers say the 13-year old was a runaway kept as Moore's sex slave.
Two days after the Sunday shooting, Moore's home was destroyed in

'URINE' TROUBLE! PROF PINCHED IN P***ING MATCH

Really peed off

A BATTLE of the boffins turned stinky at a California university, when one professor was charged with peeing on a fellow professor's door.
Genius mathematician Tihomir Petrov, a prof at California State University, Northridge, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of urinating in a public place.
Investigators say a dispute between Petrov and another math professor was the motive.
The Los Angeles Times says Petrov was captured on videotape urinating on the door of another academician's campus office.

HEARTBREAK IN TEXAS: SLAIN CHEERLEADER STRANGLED

POLICE IN Texas have identified the body of a missing babysitter. Cops say the corpse found near Lubbock is Elizabeth Ennen, 15, and investigators say she was strangled.
The beloved teen had been last seen in a motel surveillance video with longtime family friend, Humberto Salinas Jr., 45, he is being held on a kidnapping charge and it's expected murder charges will be added.
BODY UNDER TRASH
KILLED BEFORE COPS CALLED
SHE WAS KIND TO OTHERS

DATING GAME KILLER NAMED IN 2 NYC SLAYINGS

Crilley

Hover

DATING GAME monster Rodney Alcala--already on California's death row in the sex slayings of four women and a girl, 12--has been indicted in the unsolved murders of two New York women.
The bizarrely-coiffed 67-year-old photographer is now charged in the slayings of TWA stewardess Cornelia Michel Crilley and Hollywood heiress Ellen Hover. Crilley was found strangled to death in her Manhattan apartment in 1971. She had been raped and was 23-years-old. Hover, also 23, disappeared in 1977 and her remains were found the next year.
According to the New York Daily News, detectives linked weirdo Alcala to Crilley's slaying in 2003 due

COPS: NO FOUL PLAY IN MICH. MOM'S DISAPPEARANCE

Missing mom

UPDATE: COPS believe missing Michigan mom Amy Henslee is alive but are worried for her safety. MORE FROM THE KALAMAZOO GAZETTE
 THE CLOCK IS ticking and fears are rising for a missing Michigan mom who vanished Monday may be in grave danger.
James Henslee last saw his wife Amy when he kissed her goodbye before heading to work. Their two young boys had already left for school. According to James, when he called Amy during his 10 a.m. break, she didn't answer. He kept calling. With his car in the shop, Amy was stranded at their home in rural Hartford Township, west of Kalamazoo. But when he got home, the door was locked.

 Now he's begging for her return: "Time's going by and you're just worried that you're not going to find her and that's what kills you the

HMMM. WHAT FLAVOR IS THAT NEW YOGURT?

Not exactly as shown

IT HAD A SIMILAR TASTE...AND CONSISTENCY. A woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico claims that a store sampling of yogurt may actually have been... a bodily fluid, cops say.
Cops say the incident happened at the Sunflower Market  Tuesday night. A woman told them that employee Anthony Garcia, 31, asked her if she would sample a new yogurt at the store. When she tried it, she told police that the so-called yogurt tasted just like a certain pearl-colored bodily fluid.
He was arrested on an unrelated felony and cops are still investigating.

COPS CLOSING IN ON '99 SLAY OF FED LAWYER

MURDERED

DC COPS say they have ID'd two suspects in the bizarre disappearance of a high-flying government lawyer in 1999. Detectives believe Joyce Chiang was snatched from her home in posh Dupont Circle in the capital with the intention of robbing her.
Recently, investigators say Chiang was taken to Anacostia River where she likely died trying to escape her killers.

According to FOX DC:  "Joyce Chiang was last seen walking on Connecticut Avenue the night of January 9th, 1999. She was on her way to a Dupont Circle Starbucks where she planned to get a cup of tea. From there, Chiang told friends she would walk the five blocks to her home on Church Street.
But on that bitterly cold night Chiang disappeared. For days it was a

PHIL SPECTOR DOC LOOKS AT HIS WEIRD WORLD

PHIL SPECTOR was one of the most illustrious music producers in history. His vaunted 'Wall of Sound' defined the radio airwaves of the early 1960s with girl groups like the Ronettes, Neil Diamond and others. But Phil was always a wacko (Just ask Ronnie Spector.) Two years ago he was convicted of killing starlet Lana Clarkson. A new documentary, The Agony and Ecstasy of Phil Spector opens this week.

FOR LOOPY POL DENNIS KUCINICH LIFE'S THE PITS

OINK. OINK.

ODDBALL Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich is suing the House of Representatives cafeteria because he bit down on an olive pit in a sandwich, which caused severe dental damage.
Sure to infuriate those who are feeling the economic pinch the Cleveland Democrat Rep, 64, is seeking $150,000 in damages from the companies that operate the Longworth House Office Building's restaurant.
Mr Kucinich who earns $174,000 a year said he bought the sandwich wrap "on or about April 17, 2008" and eating the snack caused 'permanent dental and oral injuries requiring multiple surgical and dental procedures.

His lawsuit claims:"'Said sandwich wrap was unwholesome and unfit for human consumption in that it was presented to contain pitted olives. "Yet unknown to plaintiff contained an unpitted olive or

NEVADA COUNCILLOR KILLS HUBBY, THEN SELF

Tragic

CITY councilwoman Donna Fairchild killed her husband, called the cops and then turned the gun on herself, police say.
The 52-year-old was under pressure on Nevada's Mesquite council and faced removal as the town's delegate to a regional business organization at a council meeting scheduled for the night of her death.
The night before the killings, she requested a meeting with the mayor and City Council to turn in her resignation.
The meeting was scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, just hours before the City Council meeting that could decide her political future
But rather than face the humiliation, Fairchild who was born in Munich, Germany, and lived in Izmir, Turkey, Delaware and Denver, where she was an emergency medical technician-paramedic, planned her suicide and the murder of her husband Bill, 62. 

EVIL DAD ADMITS KILLING DAUGHTER, BABYSITTER

Evil

EVIL father Darrell Evans admitted to slaying his daughter and her babysitter after telling the girl's mother over the phone what he was about to do.
Nine-year-old Ayanna was found by cops with several gunshots to the chests, while her babysitter Lorna Williams, 42, had been blasted in the head. Evans called the girls mother Joan Whitfield last January and told her what he was about to do.
Worried, she called the cops, but as they approached he emerged from the house, surrendered and told them he had shot everyone.
They found Ayanna dying in her bed and the handgun by the door.
The killings stunned New York's leafy Mount Vernon suburb, home to the city's Mayor, who lived a few doors away.
Evans had been charged with first-degree murder which would have meant life without parole, if he'd been convicted at trial.
Instead he pleaded guilty to two counts of murder in exchange for a sentence of 40 years to life in prison.

TWISTED RAPIST USED FACEBOOK TO MEET VICITMS

Sick

A TWISTED New York rapist cops described as a "sexual predator" used Facebook to meet his victims before attacking them.

Sinister David Bradt raped four underage girls he met on the social networking site, which he used to lure hundreds of girls into sexual encounters with him

The 24-year-old who now faces 12 years behind bar connected with girls through a type of pyramid scheme. 

Colonie Police Lt. Robert Winn said: "He was using Facebook as a means to meet underage girls. He started off by gaining one friendship with a girl. 

"Then he had access to her friend page and requested to be friends with all friends, using her as a reference point."

JAPANESE KILLER'S DO-IT-YOURSELF PLASTIC SURGERY

 A JAPANESE killer who murdered his British English teacher says he performed plastic surgery on himself. A new book outlines how  Tatsya Ichihashi evaded capture for two years. He admits to killing Lindsay Ann Hawker, 22, in 2007 but claims it was an accident.

DAD FATHERED 4 WITH DAUGHTER; MOM STOOD BY

Mom

SICK. SICK. SICK. No name. But twisssssssssted. A 49-year-old Harrisonville, Missouri (where else?) mother was convicted and sentenced to seven years in prison for child endangerment and hindering prosecution. Why, oh why you ask? Well, it seems her husband fathered FOUR children with one of their daughters.  

"What is so frustrating to the court is there is no amount of time in prison that can give this young lady her childhood back," the judge  said. "Your child suffered an unthinkable abuse, and you allowed that to happen. You will have to live with that for the rest of your life."

CYBER CASANOVA'S IGNITES WAR BETWEEN COUSINS

Likes drinkin'

A CYBER CASANOVA triggered a vicious blood feud between two New York cousins that left one in the hospital with serious injuries. The battleground? Facebook, natch.
Cops say Giselle Penagos, 21, was run down in a minivan driven by her cousin Melanie Spanopoulos leaving her lying in the middle of the road severely injured.

"If it wasn't for the good Samaritan, she could very easily have been hit by another car," Nassau County Detective Sgt. Robert Galgano told the New York Post.

The one-time kissing cousins had been on their way home after watching the New York Jets last Sunday. That's when one found out the other was in touch with a potential playmate on Facebook. Then all hell broke loose.

LUSTY LOUISVILLE LASS WON'T BE DENIED

Sex kitten

SOMETIMES, GIRLS just wanna have fun. At least that's the lovely Connie Robinson's excuse. The tempestuous temptress was apparently feeling amorous when things came off the rails. Now, the 46-year-old vixen is facing assault charges. Louisville cops say Connie became irate when a paramour refused to have sex with her--so she stabbed him with a steak knife. He suffered non life threatening injuries. Connie Robinson: a sex kitten who knows what she wants.

GEORGIA TAKES VENGEANCE ON SEX SLAYER

Tragic victim

Ride to oblivion

EMMANUEL FITZGERALD HAMMOND got what he deserved. On Tuesday night, Georgia took vengeance on the heartless killer and sent him on a journey to the abyss.
Hammond, 49, was executed by lethal injection last night at 7 p.m. for the sick 1988 sex slaying daycare teacher Julie Love, 27.
The pretty brunette was abducted from North Atlanta after her car ran out of gas. The maniacal Hammond then beat and raped the terrified woman before dragging her into a woods and shot her to death. Heartlessly, he dumped her body in a trash pile and it took a year

FAMILY TRAGEDY IN INDIANA - WAS IT REVENGE?

Tragedy

A TRAGIC mom who shot her three children and set the family home on fire may have done it for revenge.
Online postings from Amanda Bennett, 30, who turned the gun on herself after shooting 14-year-old Jasmine Abbott,  Katelynn, nine and four-year-old Ryan reveal she may have been upset at a divorce from her husband.
"You got what you wanted, no wife and no kids," she'd purportedly typed in one.
Jasmine, the teenager, had made references to marital problems between her parents and a possible divorce on a social networking site.
Their bodies, all with gunshot wounds to the head, were discovered on Friday when police in Austin, Indiana went to conduct a welfare check.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - BOTH GET DEATH PENALTY

Like father, like son.

GUN loving father and son duo Bruce and Joshua Tunbridge have both been sentenced to death for planting a bomb that killed two police officers.
Two-years ago the twist pair who exulted in the Oklahoma City bombing and viewed Timothy McVeigh as a hero planted a homemade bomb at the West Coast Bank in Woodburn, Ore, in an attempt to rob it.
But it exploded, killing William Hakim, a police bomb technician who was trying to dismantle it, as well as Woodburn police Capt. Tom Tennant.
The town's police chief, Scott Russell, also lost a leg in the explosion.
 "Tom did not deserve to die in the manner in which he did," said Tennant's widow, Mary.
"Nobody deserves to die that way."

JACKO DOC PROCLAIMS: 'I'M AN INNOCENT MAN'

Innocent?

MICHAEL Jackson's doctor has pleaded not guilty to a charge  of involuntary manslaughter. 
"Your honor, I am an innocent man," Dr Conrad Murray told Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor in a soft voice. "I definitely plead not guilty."
Lawyers for Murray, who is accused of giving the "King of Pop"  a lethal dose of the powerful anesthetic propofol and other sedative said they were ready to go to trial - which is highly likely to be televised.
"Dr. Murray is looking forward to finally telling his side of the story," defense attorney Ed Chernoff said outside court.
"He has been waiting 22 months for his opportunity to do this. It's the first chance we have to force the issue."
Murray will not seek a plea bargain but if convicted he could face a maximum for years in prison.  

"DEVIL DOG" HUNG BY EVIL GRANNY

Bitch

Pit Bull

TWISTED granny Miriam Smith hung her nephew's pit bull from a tree with electrical cord and burned its body because it "chewed on her Bible."
When questioned by animal control officers, the 65-year-old told them she killed "Diamond" because it was a "devil dog" and she feared it might harm neighborhood children.
It had also chewed on a Bible she'd left on her porch.  
Authorities said the one-year-old female pit bull's remains were found under a pile of dried, cut grass.
Part of the orange cord was still around the dog's neck and a smell of kerosene still hung in the air, the animal control officer wrote in her report.

"ROUGH SEX KILLED MY GIRL"

Back to the Big House

ROUGH sex killed a woman whose body was found stuffed in a cardboard barrel on the back seat of her car, according to her boyfriend. 

David Michael Muringer, 40, claims that he and 48-year-old Doris Lopez were having sex at his apartment when he wrapped his hand around her throat and she lost consciousness. 

When she passed out again he claims that he became upset and left the apartment, returning an hour later to find her dead. 

Instead of calling the cops however, Muringer who originally told detectives that they were only casually dating and that she was likely killed by an overdose or drug dealer, now claims he started to "freak out."  

He said he has already served time and he didn't want a return to the big house - something that will definitely happen if convicted of manslaughter and the unlawful disposal of human remains. 

CRAIGSLIST A DEATH LIST FOR L.I. SERIAL KILLER

Barthelemy

COPS ON Long Island have chillingly discovered that the suspected serial killer who murdered four hookers and dumped their bodies on a remote beach used Craigslist to find victims.
The four murdered women all advertised their sexual services on the popular online classified site. Megan Waterman, 22, of Maine was the first victim identified last week.
Using DNA, cops have identified the other vicitms as: Maureen Brainard-Barnes, 25, of Norwich, Conn.; Amber Lynn Costello, 27, of North Babylon; and Melissa Barthelemy, 24, of Buffalo.
ACCORDING TO THE NY POST: The killer's last known victim, Costello, went missing from North Babylon only five months ago on Sept. 2. Waterman was last seen at a Hauppauge Holiday Inn on June 6 of last year, Barthelemy went missing from The Bronx on July 12, 2009, and Brainard-Barnes vanished from Manhattan in July 2007.

FORMER TEEN BEAUTY QUEEN'S BIG BENDER

Let's have one more!

The great state of Arkansas

IT CAN'T BE pageant season without some smalltown bimbo getting hammered and making an ass of herself. And so it is for Miss Arkansas Teen 2010.
Megan Burgess, 19, --underage in Arkyland--was busted on the weekend at the University of  Arkansas. According to campus cops, they got a call from the

INDIANA MOM KILLED KIDS, SELF: COPS

UPDATE: Police in Indiana say heartbroken Amanda Bennett, 30, shot her three children and the family's pooch before blowing her own brains out. Bennett's body and those of her three kids: Jasmine, 14, Katelynn, 4, and Ryan, 4, were discovered Friday in their partially burned home. It's believed she committed the horrific crime as revenge against her husband who was allegedly having an affair.
OUR EARLIER REPORTS

TWISTED MOSCOW BOMBER: 'I'LL KILL YOU ALL'

The psycho suicide bomber who killed 35 and injured hundreds more in a bombing at Moscow's Domodedova Airport screamed just before detonation: "I'll kill you all."

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FEDS CLAIM MOB RATS SINGING LIKE CANARIES

Caught on tape

SQUEAK. SQUEAK. SQUEAK. Did a trio of rat fink wiseguys trigger last week's big bust of mobsters in New York? According to the New York Post, it did.
And the finks have even been fingered: Dino "Big Dino" Calabro, and two soldiers, Sebastiano "Sebby" Saracino and Joseph "Joey Caves" Competiello. Worse, there's more.
Frank Costello, Vito Genovese and other fabled hoodlums would be rolling in their graves as the old rule of omerta--or silence--is shattered by the chatty Cathys in hundreds of hours of tapes. POST STORY HERE
MEANWHILE, according to the Daily News, alleged mobster Anthony Colandra posted $500,000. He's charged with lying to prosecutors about his role in the 1992 murder of mobsters John Minerva and Michael Imbergamo during the civil war. MORE ON HIT MAN

EASY AS PI: CRIMINAL GENIUSES BEHIND BARS

Teen Genius: O.Page

Honor Student: Michael Wilson

THREE teens proved they were in fact thick as thieves when they got caught in the very same snow they’d taken advantage of to rob people in. 

Darion O. Page, 18 and two teen pals thought they would use the incredibly snowy weather to their advantage and rob drivers stuck in the icy conditions.

But their plan had one fatal flaw – they got stuck in the icy conditions themselves before they could escape. Cops found the hapless threesome stuck in a snowdrift, along with the victims’ credits cards.

SEX MAD AIR COMMANDER CAUGHT IN: ‘CYCLE OF SIN’

Sex Mad

A SENIOR Air Force official got caught up in a sexual ‘cycle of sin’ whilst having extramarital affairs and making inappropriate sexual advances toward others.

Randy Chief Master Sgt. William Gurney, admitted four counts of adultery with four married Air Force women, which their husbands knew nothing about. He also had sex with his wife at least twice while a female enlistee watched.

Using his military-issued cell phone and computer to exchange explicit e-mails and texts the insatiable airman spent hours contacting women for sex.

Finally he pleaded guilty to seven counts of dereliction of duty — one for each enlisted woman he was accused of making inappropriate advances toward.

NEW YEAR RAPIST'S '11 RESOLUTION: BE BAD

Not a nice man

THE New Year rapist who struck terror into into Detroit’s female population with a series of vicious attacks has been busted Cops say.

Raynard Coleman, 31, has been charged with five of the seven rapes reported since Jan 1 and one attempted rape in a related attack. In most cases, the women were walking in darkness to or from a bus stop; police say one got out of her car after it was bumped by Coleman.

Coleman, who has spent almost half of his life in custody, was paroled after serving 14 years for attempted murder, assault with intent to rob and a gun crime in Wayne County.