DUMB JUSTIN NEWBERRY SHOT HIMSELF IN BOTH LEGS

PUNISHER

IN a top 10 for idiocy Justin Newberry would definitely score high marks - in fact he's lucky he's not getting a Darwin Award.

Because the 23-year-old somehow managed to shoot himself in both legs as he drove along a Tennessee highway.
The handgun known as "The Judge" apparently slid from under his seat after he hit the brakes about 50 miles outside Nashville.
But as he reached down to pick it up, he accidentally grabbed the trigger sending a huge .410 slug through his right thigh and into his left leg, just above the ankle.

LENNY DYKSTRA "EXPOSED HIMSELF" TO PA'S

EXPOSED

BASEBALL legend Lenny Dykstra placed ads on Craigslist for personal assistants and then exposed himself to them when they turned up for interviews, cops say.
At least six women say they arrived at the home of the troubled former All-Star in the hope of landing the lucrative role, to be told that the job also required a massage service.
Then, they say the one time champion outfielder, who led the NY Mets to a World Series, exposed himself to them.
The news will pile more pressure on Dykstra, who could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each count, if convicted.
He has already pleaded not guilty in June to five counts of attempted grand theft auto, four counts of identity theft, eight counts of filing false financial statements, three counts of grand theft auto and three counts of possession of a controlled substance.

SMASH CHICAGO SEX RING; PIMPED GIRLS YOUNG AS 12

PIMPIN'. Is there anything lower than a pimp (child molesters do come to mind)? OK, there is but they're near the bottom of criminal food chain, society's too. Chicago cops have smashed a sex trafficking ring that had victims as young as 12 who were recruited to work as hookers. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, some worked 24 hour shifts--then gave 100% of their cash to their pimps. If they didn't they were beaten, whipped, threatened with death, branded with tattoos then stuffed in car trunks for hours. Cops said they had uncovered the "major" human sex trafficking operation run by Vice Lords and other gangs on the South and West Sides. The

GEORGE HOWARD DRANK BEER, HAD SEX WHILE DRIVING

WE LIKE George E. Howard. There. We said it. The 58-year-old Louisville man faces a slew of charges after being nabbed while driving, drinking a beer and being sexually pleasured. Cops say he was drinking from a can of beer and driving recklessly. A female passenger was bent over with her head between Howards's legs. Good on him. According to WLKY: Police said that upon contact with Howard, he smelled strongly of alcohol, had glassy eyes, was confused and unsteady on his feet, and once out of the vehicle, Howard's pants fell to the ground. Howard told officers he was having sex while driving and

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! OLD FOGEY WEEK #4

JUST TO make sure everyone knows where Crime Scene USA stands on things, we are not ageist and we believe that Charlie Sheen's wise, wise maxim of "Winning" is not just for the young. So there.

SON OF SAM DAVID BERKOWITZ: I WON'T SEEK PAROLE

HE IS ONE OF America's most notorious serial killers. For a brief time in the late 1970s, the monster known as Son of Sam, terrorized New York City, leaving bodies in his wake with six dead and more wounded. Now, David Berkowitz has said he will not seek parole next May. In a letter to FoxNews.com, the killer said "he has no interest in parole" thanks to being forgiven by Jesus Christ.
He has previously been shot down for parole five times.
Berkowitz writes: "I have no interest in parole and no plans to seek release. If you could understand

LAUREN SPIERER CASE: NEW STUDENTS FRIGHTENED

ON A warm spring evening of fun and frolic, Lauren Spierer disappeared. Now, almost three months she has still not been found. And it's move-in day at Indiana University...students are worried that the same fate that befell the 20-year-old blonde beauty from Westchester, NY could befall them.

NUTTY PROFESSOR ERNESTO BUSTAMANTE SHOT LOVER

BUSTAMANTE

BENOIT

A NUTTY professor is believed to have blasted his student lover and the turned the gun on himself, cops say. 
Gorgeous Katy Benoit, 22, a recent University of Idaho student was found outside her off campus apartment, blasted multiple times with a .45 pistol. 
The next morning cops found the body Ernesto Bustamante, who they believe had been in a relationship with her, with a self inflicted gunshot to the head. 
A warrant had been issued for the 31-year-old, who had recently resigned from his role as assistant professor in the Department of Psychology and Communication, when they found him. 

CLARK GABLE'S GRANDSON BUSTED FOR IDIOCY

ZERO

HERO

HIS grandfather and screen legend Clark Gable must be turning in his grave.
Because his idiot grandson Clark James Gable is facing three-years behind bars, for the dumb crime of pointing a green laser at an LAPD helicopter.
Quite what the 22-year-old was thinking, no one knows, but according to cops the light obstructed the vision of two officers in the helicopter, which they later pinpointed to a small red car.
A police source said: "This type of thing is incredibly dangerous. If he had blinded the pilot, who knows what might have happened."

CHRISTIAN FALERO'S NAKED STABBING SPREE, 2 DEAD

NAKED NUT

A NAKED nut has gone on a New York stabbing spree, which has seen two people killed and a further four injured, cops say.
Crazy Christian Falero, 23, allegedly stripped down and knocked on several doors in his Manhattan apartment building, hacking slashing anyone who answered.
Pensioners Ignacio Reyes-Collazo, 81 and Yigao Chen, 66,  both died during the rampage while a further  while three women, ages 60 to 85, were stabbed and a 22-year-old home attendant was punched, police said.
Survivors said he was terrified by the earthquakes.
Edwin Rivera , whose mom Isabel survived eight stab wounds told the NY Daily News:  "He was screaming: 'It's the end of the world!' He was under the influence of the earthquake. That's why he did what he did."

SHOCK! HUNG JURY IN EILEEN ADAMS '67 SLAY TRIAL

ONE JUROR said it was 10-2 to convict Robert Bowman, 75, in the 1967 sex slaying of Eileen Adams. But in the end the two holdouts would not be moved. We will take a guess: CSI effect. It's believed the prosecution is anxious to retry Bowman. MORE AT OUR SISTER SITE COLD CASE USA

LAST PHOTOGRAPH OF ROBYN GARDNER ALIVE

ROBYN GARDNER was hammered when she was last seen alive, a source told ABC News. The pretty blonde 35-year-old was last seen alive at a restaurant in Aruba, heavily intoxicated and with Gary Girodano--her clandestine beau and the prime suspect in her disappearance and probable murder. Two hours after this photo was taken, Giordano was back at the restaurant, saying they had gone snorkeling

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS: GARY COLEMAN LIVES

IT HAS been revealed that pint-sized TV star Gary Coleman didn't die after all. No, he's no living in Muskogee, Oklahoma where he runs a variety store but got in trouble for selling smokes to under-agers. Nah, it's really just Old Fogey Week at Mugshot Madness.

LURID DETAILS EMERGE IN LAUREN ASTLEY MURDER

A JILTED Massachusetts football jock's depraved killing of his ex-girlfriend was filled with more sickening details in court yesterday. After he hacked her throat and strangled Lauren Astley, 18, then dumped her bod, Nathaniel Fujita, also 18, was spotted driving shirtless, windows down, music blaring.
Among the tidbits yesterday in a suburban Boston court were:
* A medical examiner’s report that she was battered, had no fewer than three deep neck wounds and was choked so forcefully that her eyes, neck, face and gums hemorrhaged. Fujita was a weightlifter (lots of time for that now!) and she was 100 lbs. soaking wet.
* Fujita then dumped her tiny body into a marsh. A cyclist found Astley’s

HOLLY BOBO COUSIN WHITNEY DUNCAN'S PRAYERS

BIG-HEARTED country star Whitney Duncan's music career may be in overdrive but the main thing on her mind is the safe return of her cousin Holly Bobo. Duncan is set to star in Survivor: South Pacific.
Holly Bobo, a 20-year-old Tennessee nursing student was snatched from her parent's home in April and has not been seen since despite an intensive hunt. But in a new promo for the show, Duncan wears pink bracelets that read: "Hope for Holly" and "Bring Holly Home."
According to tasteofcountry.com, songbird Whitney