TEEN MOM STAR JENNELLE EVANS AVOIDS JAIL

CELEB JUSTICE

BRAWLER

IDIOT Teen Mom 2 star Jennelle Evans got a nice dollop of celebrity justice when she was handed a 30 day suspended sentence for viciously beating another girl in a street fight. 
The dumb reality star was caught on camera brawling  with another girl, Brittany Truett, near her North Carolina home. 
But astonishingly she was not charged with assault, but affray, as was her fellow combatant, so the judge gave them both the suspended sentence and fined $100 for their parts in the fight.
After the verdict she arrogantly tweeted: "F*** yes!!!!! I WINNNNNNN."

COCK SPENCER DANGER CULLEN STOLE FOR NEW PENIS

COCK

SHE really is a cock.
Spencer Danger is my middle name Cullen,  got caught stealing from the Walmart where she works in the hope of funding a full sex change of operation.
Lets just say, it'll be a while before she has one if she relies on her criminal abilities to pay for it.
Together with pal Adriano Valdes Altiveros III, who just wanted a car with his share,  the wannabe male planned her heist at the Prescott, AZ for days. 
But their plan was far from ingenious.

Lieutenant Andy Reinhardt told The Daily Courier: "Through investigation and surveillance video, detectives determined that a key was used to enter a locked cash office where $45,000 in cash had been removed.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MISTAKEN FOR ARMED THIEF

'ROBBER'

HE'S probably got one of the World's most recognizable faces, but when he walked into a Sydney Jewelry store a worked thought Leonardo DiCaprio was about to rob the place. 
Trying to blend in with a hoodie, baseball cap and dark glasses as one of his minders walked up to the door and started to keep watch, as he strolled in to buy a present for his mom.
Family Jewels shop owner Kane Kelfkens told The Sydney Daily Telegraph that his sales assistant Linda and a customer in the shop at the time feared the worst.
He said: "Linda was working on her own and I was next door grabbing a coffee.  When the two big bodyguards approached, the customer sees what's happening and says: 'This doesn't look good.'"

ASHLEY JESSUP RAPED BABY SON FOR NEW LOVER

TWISTED

A TWISTED mom taped herself raping her 10-month-old son and then sent the video to her boyfriend, cops say.
Ashley Jessup, 24, allegedly performed the sickening abuse in her Dublin, OH home and then forwarded it on to her boyfriend in Michigan.
She was caught after the man's ex-girlfriend found it, just a day after it was sent.
Cops are still deciding whether to press charges against him.
Jessup meanwhile has been charged with felony counts of rape, endangering children and pandering sexually oriented matter involving a minor.
When a judge ordered Jessup's bail set at $1 million, bystanders in the Ohio courtroom promptly burst out in applause.
The baby's father, Johnathon Vasquez, is already in court hoping to take custody of the boy, who according to WCMH is currently in the care of his grandparents.

SICKO CHASETY REYNOLDS DOUSED GIRLFRIEND IN GAS

A TWISTED California woman soaked her roommate in gas and then incinerated her with a lit cigarette--then watched the woman burn. Evil Chasety Reynolds, 32,  pictured left, was jailed for her sick attack on Victoria de la Fuente, 46, who was burned over half her body. Lemoore Police Commander Steve Rossi said: "I have never seen a case as disturbing as this."
A witness called 911 and when cops arrived found Reynolds cleaning her driveway while de la Fuente

REAL HOUSEWIVES RUSSELL ARMSTRONG: MURDER?

THE FAMILY of tragic Real Housewives of Beverly Hills character (yes, we know it's not really real but just the latest indicator we're going to hell in a handbasket) Russell Armstrong who died last month are hinting he may have been murdered. Arrmstrong was found hanging from a rope and had despaired how he would be protrayed in the latest installment of the idiotic series.
And yet...a toxicology report showed no booze, prescription drugs or illegal substances in his body when he died. Armstrong's wife Taylor claims it was

DR. MEHTA PAUL MYSTERY: SON A PERSON OF INTEREST

COPS IN Indiana believe that a missing doctor is dead and have named her oldest son as a person of interest in the six-month mystery. Ophthalmologist Promila Mehta Paul, M.D. disappeared March 21 and her son Paresh Paul--who lived with her--disappeared at the same time. He was found five days later crossing the border with Mexico back into the USA and detained at San Ysidro, California. He refused to speak with cops and has not yet been arrested or charged.

MUGSHOT MADNESS: CUTE TATTOO WEEK REDUX

WELL, this guy missed the boat on Summer Mugshot Madness Cute Tattoo Week but at Crime Scene USA we never, ever, say never. The problem for dude is that we could seen the bones (prison?) on his neck but can't make out what it says on his forehead. The last four letters appear to be E.A.S.T. so at first we thought Beast but that's not quite it. Any ideas?

MALLS NEW TERROR TARGETS POST 9/11: EXPERT

SINCE 9/11 every aspect of our lives has changed. Planes, trains, where we go and how we shop. And as it has become more difficult for terror cult Al Qaeda and its twisted sympathizers to hit hard targets, they are turning their eyes to the soft--such as malls. According to Stores.org: Malls and many retailers have dramatically altered their security operations over the last 10 years. The addition of personnel and technology, combined with strong collaboration with federal, state and local law enforcement, has placed a greater emphasis on prevention. And whether it’s the threat of a bomber or a gunman, strong training across all levels goes a long way toward maintaining high levels of safety at stores and malls.
Security expert Russ Lauria, president of ITC Security Consultants has more than 28 years of experience

KILLER BUSTED FOR ALYSSA OTREMBA, 15, RAPE, MURDER

BRUTAL

A TWISTED killer plucked a teenage girl from the street as she was walking home, brutally stabbed her to death and then burned her body in a vacant lot in North Las Vegas.
Alyssa Otremba, 15, had texted her family to say she would be home within half-an-hour, just arfter 6:30 on Friday evening.
But she never made it.
The next day family and friends found Alyssa's scorched body in a vacant lot on the edge of town, on the route she would have taken home.
She had been stabbed around 40 times before being set on fire, according to the Clark County Coroner's Office.
The following Monday cops got a tip from Elizabeth Morales, 18, who claimed her boyfriend, 19-year-old Daniel Ortiz may know something about the brutal murder.

LAW & ORDER FOR KATHRYN ERBE STALKER

STALKED

IT could have been a storyline from one of her 'Law & Order, Criminal Intent' shows, but thankfully all ended well for Kathryn Erbe. 

The star who played Det Alexandra Eames on the show was stalked by creepy Charles Nagel, after she refused to hug him, while she was filming in Manhattan.   

So the pudgy weirdo waged an online campaign of terror against her posting a photo of Erbe's young daughter on with a cockroach drawn on her face and the words "I'm ugly" scrawled in a bubble next to her mouth.

FINALLY!!! MICHAEL JACKSON DOCTOR TRIAL BEGINS

AT LAST

FINALLY!
It's only taken two years, but at long last the thriller trial of the man accused of killing Michael Jackson has begun.
Dr Conrad Murray, who worked as the superstar's personal physician allegedly administered a fatal dose of the powerful anesthetic propofol, which ultimately killed him.
But although it's only day one, his lawyers are already arguing about the jury, which will not be sequestered during the hotly anticipated trial.
They claimed they are worried media coverage could leak into the jury pool and are asking for the trial to be put on hold.
Already more than 100 of the potential 182 potential jurors have been screened out of the trial, after filling out a 30-page questionnaire to determine their knowledge of the case.

JACQUE SUE WALLER'S HUBBY TELLS DAD: 'I KILLED HER'

THE FORMER husband of missing Missouri mom Jacque Sue Waller has confessed to killing her, authorities revealed Thursday. James "Clay" Waller allegedly told his dad that he killed Jacque Sue Waller, 39, a mom of 5-year-old triplets, according to the Southeast Missourian. The pretty blonde was last seen June 1 after visiting her estranged husband at his home. Clay has been named a person of interest but Thursday's revelations were the first time an official

PHARMACY KILLER DAVID LAFFER, WIFE PLEAD GUILTY

TWISTED PILLHEAD David Laffer and his wife Melinda Brady pleaded guilty today (Thursday) to a Long Island pharmacy heist that turned into a bloodbath. The army vet, 33, pleaded out to four counts of first-degree murder, calmly replying: 'Guilty' to each charge. His junkie wife Melina Brady--who plotted the heist and drove the getaway car pleaded guilty to robbery. She wasn't charged with murder because there wasn't enough prooif she knew her hubby was planning a massacre. Sentencing is slated for Oct. 17. Laffer is expected to receive four consecutive life sentences and his wife 21 to 25 years in prison. The depraved druggie

WEIRD SCIENCE'S ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL JUST WEIRD

HE made his name in the cult geek movie Weird Science, but now Anthony Michael Hall appears to just be plain weird.

The child actor, who hit the heights in The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles was busted after a neighbor spotted him ripping up plants insider the complex's common area. 

But whe the neighbor challenged him, the 6ft2 actor who's best days are probably behind him, challenged him to a fight, at which point he called the cops KTLA reports. It's unclear whether he had been drinking but in 2009, Gone Hollywood reported that the former “Brat