DOUCHEBAGS TAREQ & MICHELLE SALAHI TO DIVORCE

FAME HUNGRY IDIOTS

ARE there any more desperate, fame hungry douchebags in the United States?
After claiming earlier this week that his wife had been kidnapped White House party-crasher Tareq Salahi has now announced that he is going to divorce his wife Michaele.
Turns out she had just run off Neal Schon, the guitarist from rock band Journey - no doubt hoping that he will propel her from celeb Z-list to maybe Y.
In court papers, Tareq Salahi accused his wife of flaunting her affair to the world adding there was no hope or possibility of reconciliation.

'WILD HOT' SUSAN HAMMOND SEXTED SON'S PAL

WILD HOT

PORN

A 'WILD' soccer mom is accused of sexting her son's 14-year-old pal and showing them a porn film and plying them with booze. 
Susan Hammond, 47, who describes herself as a 'wild hot soccer mom' on her Facebook profile sent the explicit messages describing a sex act she'd like to perform on one of them. 
Cops now believe that other illegal activity may now have taken place between them. 
She is also alleged to have shown them the X-rated film called 'The Wedding' starring British porn star Poppy Morgan. 

REAL LIFE RAMBO RUSSELL C. MARCUM ON THE LOOSE

'SUICIDAL'

A MASSIVE manhunt is underway for a solider described as 'dangerous and suicidal' who has escaped from military custody. 
Russell C. Marcum had been facing burglary charges when he fled Fort Drum, CO in as stolen car, leading cops on a chase over three counties, before they were able to use stop sticks to puncture the tires.
Armed with a handgun, wearing camouflage and a bulletproof vest the first class private fled into a wooded area and disappeared. 
He was reportedly suicidal and said that he would force police to shoot him in order to end his life, but despite a huge manhunt using dogs and helicopters he has still not been found. 
Fort Drum spokeswoman Julie Cupernall said Marcum had been under 'unit custody' in the barracks on a charge of third-degree burglary after being accused of stealing a $700 plasma TV from a storage unit.

JOHN SKELTON DAD OF MISSING BOYS JAILED FOR 15 YRS.

EVIL JOHN SKELTON was sentenced to 10-15 years in a shocking verdict for pleading no contest to an unlawful imprisonment beef. You remember Michigan dad of the year Skelton? He's the father of three boys who vanished from their homes. He has claimed since his bust 9-months ago that he gave his sons 9, 7, and 5 to a secret child protection organization. Cops believe he murdered the boys and add that there is no credible trace of Andrew, Alexander and Tanner Skelton since they were seen playing in the backyard

'SERIAL KILLER' DMITRIY YAKOVLEV JAILED FOR 30 YRS.

A FORMER Russian surgeon turned cold-blooded killer is a twisted plot to steal their identities was hammered with 30 years in prison. Dmitriy Yakovlev was convicted of killing translator Irina Malezhik in 2007 and jewel importer Viktor Alexseyev, right. His body was found a year later in a New Jersey forest:

DIRTY LARRY TUCKER LET DOG LICK HIS GENITALS

APPARENTLY, Larry Tucker likes dogs. A lot. Larry, 62, of Monroe, South Carolina is in a spot of bother. After a recent spat with his girlfriend who he allegedly hit and forced into having sex, she dropped a dime on ole Larry. It seems the girlfriend saw Larry having sex with his dog in various forms (was this a minor character flaw that she thought she could overlook, because true love overcomes?)
Cops launched an investigation but had to wait after the woman moved out of

MOM FEARS SON WASN'T JOHN WAYNE GACY VICTIM

SHERRY MARINO has always had doubts that her son Michael was one of sick serial killer John Wayne Gacy's 33 victims. In an interview with the Chicago Sun-Times she reveals that she hopes a DNA test may at last reveal the truth and put her mind to ease. Michael vanished on Oct. 24, 1976 when he was 14. Almost four years later he was identified as one of Gacy's 33 victims, stuffed under the floors of his Chicago area home. On Thursday, her lawyer, Robert M. Stephenson, filed a petition in Cook County Circuit Court seeking to allow her to have the body exhumed from Queen of Heaven Cemetery. New evidence has raised questions about whether investigators had

NATALEE HOLLOWAY'S DAD SAYS: 'DECLARE NAT DEAD'

NATALEE Holloway's father wants her to be legally declared dead, six years after she disappeared on a Caribbean vacation in Aruba.
Dave Holloway said in a sworn statement that it was his "painful" belief that his daughter is dead adding that in the years he's spent searching for his daughter no evidence suggested that she was either alive or had run away from home.
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MUGSHOT MANIA! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

 

 THIS ATTRACTIVE young lady is hitting the mark in two categories: wicked haircut and walking wounded (criminals seem more prone to injury than the rest of us.) 

TEEN RUTH ANGELICA GOMEZ FAKED CANCER FOR CASH

ACHIEVE THE CON

A TWISTED Texas teen raked in thousands of dollars after convincing her hometown that she was dying of leukemia  and had six months to live, cops say.
Cancer con-woman Ruth Angelica Gomez preyed on people's sympathy to rake in more than $17,000 through an organization which she set up called Achieve the Dream.
Hundreds had responded to pleas she made at motivational talks and fundraisers including students at Da Vinci High School who threw a prom party/fundraiser for her after she told them that she had missed her own senior prom because she was in treatment.

FIRST IT WAS GUMBY NOW SPONGEBOB'S IN TROUBLE

HONESTLY!!! What is it with costume clad douchebags having run in's with the law. As we reported yesterday the dumb Gumby, who tried and failed to rob a convenience store has now handed himself in. But now Spongebob has left his pineapple under the sea to pick a fight with two women on Hollywood Boulevard, as you can see here. 

It's thought he might be posing as the character to in the hope that tourists will tip him, but the pink haired women were clearly unimpressed with his yellow costume.

NEW MOM LINDSEY LOWE SMOTHERED TWINS TO DEATH

A YOUNG mom smothered her twin sons to death in a desperate bid to hide the birth from her family, cops say.
Lindsey Lowe, 25, held her hands over her defenseless tots mouths and suffocated them to death, just moments after she gave birth to them in the toilet of her parent's Hendersonville, TN home.
Then with both children dead, police said, she took them out of the toilet, covered them with blankets and hid them in a laundry basket.
Her father discovered one of the infants Wednesday and called police, who tracked her down at work.
According to the police affadavit: "Lowe stated that the baby was crying and Lowe did not want her parents to hear and find out about the child.

ODD PALS TOOK DEAD JEFFREY JARRETT ON BOOZEARAMA

DEAD

WEIRD

WE'VE heard of deadwood on a night out, but this gruesome twosome dragged their dead pal into a car and then headed out for a night of bar hopping, cops say.
Jeffrey Jarrett died last month, but that didn't stop his friends from thinking he would be the life and soul of the party.
Robert Young and Mark Rubinson were either unaware or didn't care that their pal had passed away.

STEPMOM PLEADS GUILTY IN ZAHRA BAKER MURDER!

THE WICKED stepmother of tragic Zahra Baker has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the dismemberment slaying of the 10-year-old deaf girl in 2010. The plea ends a sordid saga of a tragically, short miserable life. Elisa Baker, 43, could now face 18 years in a North Carolina prison for the murder, along with bigamy and obstruction of justice. Zahra had a prosthetic leg and a hearing aid as a result of bone cancer. The leg was found last Oct. 27. Some of her dismembered remains were later found. Her head, hands and parts of her

GEEK NEWS 2: KILLER COMIC KINGPIN'S BIG DREAMS

SHE WAS A devoted wife and yet in 1990 was mysteriously gunned down at the family's suburban Detroit comic shop. Now, Michael George, 51, is on trial for killing his Barbara, who was 32 at the time of her death. The case was cold for years until detectives made a breakthrough. His murder trial began yesterday and his wife was described as a faithful, lovely woman with no known enemies. Hubby was different: he wanted to be the McDonald's of the comic book world, a comic book impresario like Ray Kroc. He also kept a secret love den where he could carry on his sordid affairs behind Barbara's back. He wanted to be rid of his overweight wife and get