KIM 'PEE ON ME' KARDASHIAN DIVORCES HOOPS HUMP

'I BETTER GET PEED ON OR I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.'

THERE was a time when... if a celebrity got peed on, well, that would just about sink their career. Well, that's all changed. We don't think more people are being peed on (and frankly, we're not being judgmental here.) It just seems bizarre that someone as loathsome and untalented as Kim Kardashian is so phenomenally popular with women who would say, 'ooooooooh, gross' if it was one of their friends being peed on. The point here is, the media whore is getting divorced after just 72 days.

THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

SNYDER

A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

OINK! PIGGYBACK BANDIT SHERMAN SHAYEGAN BUSTED

BANDIT

SOMEONE may have squealed, but either way the man dubbed the "Piggyback Bandit" has finally been busted. 
For some time, Sherwin Shayegan, 28, has been conning his way into sports games and demanding piggy back rides from the athletes, or simply jumped on them.
By posing as athletic staff or pretending to be an autograph hunter, or simply buying his way into the stadiums the barking mad jumper would then leap onto the athletes backs.
Last spring the Oregon School Activities Association warned athletes to look out for Shayegan after officials say he turned up at events in Eugene and Pendleton and got piggyback rides from some athletes.
But last week cops in Helena MT got a tip he would be at a Class AA soccer tournament.

PIZZA WARS TOPPED OFF WITH SEAN DAVIDSON ARSON

DUMB

DOMINOS

DOUGH! 
The competition for customers got hotter than a pizza over when two managers of a Florida Domino's were arrested for arson after burning down a neighboring Papa John's Pizza in Lake City, FL.
Cops say Sean Everett Davidson, 23, eventually admitted to starting the blaze which gutted their rivals, in a bid to boost profits at his own pizza parlour. 

BURGLAR IN CHILD'S PINK BIKINI BREAKS INTO DAYCARE

OF COURSE, we're not making this up. On October 20 at Kidscape Daycare in Indianapolis, surveillance cameras caught something unusual: a man in a child's pink bikini breaking in. The video shows a man breaking in, completely undressing and then putting on a child's pink bikini that he found in one of the rooms. The man then walks around the building in the bathing suit and triggers an alarm. After the alarm went off, he leaves. See Clip above.

MEXICO COPS NAB SUSPECT IN US AIR MAN'S MURDER

PM UPDATE: Cops in Mexico City have arrested a suspect in the brutal murder of US Air flight attendant and gay rights activist Nick Aaronson, his mom told ABC News. The alleged killer was nabbed due to surveillance video. COPS NAB ALLEGED KILLER
 EARLIER: Mexican cops in a remarkable leap of logic believe that a US Airways flight attendant found strangled in his hotel room Saturday MAY HAVE HAVE BEEN MURDERED! Nick Aaronson, 27, of Phoenix was found dead in his Mexico City hotel room, his luggage

MUGSHOT MANIA! WHY, YES I AM GOING AS A FOOL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Wow, the tats looks REALLY, REALLY nice there, uh Pops...

HELLS ANGELS' AT WAR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE FAMED CLUB

I KNEW Sonny Barger, and you sir, are no Sonny Barger. Are the Hells Angels falling apart? Events over the past year suggest that maybe, yes, they are. Inter club warfare, foolish actions and complete lack of discipline appear to be hurting the notorious motorcycle gang that was founded by fliers after the war. * Three Angels have died violently in

KILLED FOR NOT EATING A HOT DOG: DANI MAYO, 3

BAD DAD

AN EVIL stepfather brutally beat his three-year-old girl to death when she refused to eat a hot dog, cops say. 
Corey Daniels admitted to savagely smashing Dani Mayo in the chest, arms and legs with his fists, before lashing her with a belt more than 36 times, even after she had fallen to the ground. 
The tot suffered multiple skull fractures and swelling and bleeding in her brain, but although she clung to life for two days in a Phoenix, AZ, hospital, but ultimately succumbed to her injuries.
Police Sgt. Tommy Thompson told The Arizona Republic:  "The detectives told me it was one of worst cases they have seen, and these are seasoned detectives."   
He added Daniels initially denied the attack and claimed she had choked on a hot dog, but they became suspicious when the girls body was covered in bruises. 

JUSTINA JENSEN PIMPED GIRL, 16, MET AT OCCUPY NH

PIMP

A TWISTED pimp offered sex with a 16-year-old girl she met at the Occupy New Hampshire protests, cops say. 
Justina Jensen, 23, allegedly posted the young girls picture on a website with offering men to "come and fun with four beautiful ladies" in Manchester.
Fortunately, the girl's mom spotted the photograph on the site which offered "adult party entertainment" and called in the cops.
She had already reported her daughter missing. 
Undercover officers then called the number and they allege that a woman calling herself Remy, negotiated a deal on the phone for a man called "Mad Mike" to have sex with the teen called "Jewel" for $150. 

BEDROOM HEAT: KIMBERLY BOONE TORCHED HUSBAND

FIERY

WHEN he asked for some heat in the bedroom, he wasn't expecting this.
Kimberly Boone didn't give him flames of passion in the bedroom - instead she gave him flames and now she's been found guilty of doping up her husband Robert and setting fire to their bedroom in a bid to kill him.
The college financial aid manager from Winter Springs, FL, wanted him dead, so she could claim his life insurance money, prosecutors maintained.
Investigators found search records on her laptop for information on making someone violently ill, poisoning, making a house explode, overdosing on Xanax, and how fire marshals determine the cause of a fire, according to the arrest affidavit.
After researching thoroughly, the 47-year-old drugged her husband with the anti-anxiety medication making it harder for him to escape the fire, they said.

HAPPY ENDING: AUSTISTIC ROBERT WOOD JR FOUND

FOUND

THERE was a happy ending to a frantic search for an autistic boy who went missing in a huge Virginia park this week. 
As we reported here Robert Wood Jr who doesn't really talk ran off from his father and disappeared into the 80 acre park, which didn't have any fences. 
Days went by and despite the canine squad picking up his scent and a huge search by more than 1500 volunteers, he remained hidden for more than six days, concerns rising by the hour.  
But eventually their persistence paid off and he was found by a citizen volunteer  in the fetal position, still in all his clothes. 

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 IN CHILD PORN SCANDAL

CHILD PORN?

A JON And Kate Plus 8 producer has been busted on 10 counts of child porn and sexual exploitation of a minor, which means he had a picture of a youngster engaged in sexual activity. 
The Gosselin's were said to be horrified that William Blankinship, known as Bill to pals, who has editing credits on the TLC show, has been picked up as part of a State Bureau Investigation sting known as Operation Spyglass.
The program covered the growing pains of their sextuplets, now aged seven and twins now aged 11. 
A friend of the family said: "Jon and Kate are horrified by these allegations. The fact that anyone associated with the show could be accused of something like this is sickening for them.

POTATO SALAD RAGE: KAREN HENRY THREATENS DAD

KAREN HENRY

SHE loves her potato salad, so much that she's prepared to kill for it - or at least threaten for it.
Karen Henry, 45, was so annoyed when her dad denied her a bite of his delicious dinner she grabbed a kitchen knife and started waving it at him.
But the 80-year-old octogenarian wasn't for having it and picking up a chair, he defended himself like a lion tamer, from his daughter, who seemed intent on hurting him.
Then he called the cops, who quickly arrived at the the Palm Coast, FL home, to find the stand off was still going on and they quickly arrested the crazy, knife wielding lunatic.
According to CBS Tampa after her arrest, Henry complained of abdominal pain, and was brought to Florida Hospital Flagler.

THANKSGIVING 'MONSTER' MERHIGE PLEADS GUILTY

AN ADMITTED killer described as a "monster" pleaded guilty to murdering four relatives in a 2009 Thanksgiving massacre. His guilty plea with save him a trip to death row and oblivion. Paul Merhige was a last minute guest, one of 16, at the South Florida home Nov. 26, 2009. He was Muriel Sitton's cousin Paul Merhige. They enjoyed a traditional dinner and then gathered in a horseshoe