ANTI-GAY REV. BUSTED FOR PUBLIC MASTURBATION

GRAND MARSHAL

AN ANTI-GAY New Orleans pastor who has crusaded against masturbation and called it "immoral" has been arrested for...you guessed it! Masturbating in a public park in the Big Easy.
Grant Storms who uses a bullhorn to protest at gay festivals in the bayou was arrested Friday when two horrified women spotted him doing his business in his van.
The witness-who had kids in tow--spotted the "Christian Patriot" with "his zipper down" and performing a sex act. Storms, 53, tried to cover up but cops were called and another hypocrite exposed. At first the pullin' pastor said he was having a pee but then fessed up to doing the dirty.
Storms always protests Southern Decadence, a three-day gay festival in the French Quarter. He refers to the event as "depraved."

This year he could be the grand marshal.