NEW BREAK IN BIZARRE SUSAN POWELL DISAPPEARANCE

COPS ARE hoping a new lead in the bizarre disappearance two years ago of Utah mom Susan Powell may finally unravel the vexing mystery. Sgt. Michael Powell of the West Valley (Utah) Police said: "We have received some information, a tip, that we're going to be following up on, and it's information regarding Susan Powell. We will be in Ely, Nev., tomorrow with a team of detectives."
According to ABC News, the Nevada town where detectives will soon be searching is about 250 miles southwest of where Powell, 28, was last seen on Dec. 6, 2009, at the West Valley City, Utah, home she shared with hubby Josh Powell, 34, and two young

FAMILY BEGS: TRY JORAN VAN DER SLOOT FOR MURDER

THE FAMILY of a woman who was likely murdered by creepy Dutch sicko Joran van der Sloot are begging prosecutors in Peru to put the fiend on trial: or else he could be free by Christmas. The disturbed Dutchman--the only suspect in the disappearance of American teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba in 2005--was arrested in May 2010 in Peru for the vicious slaying of pretty Stephany Flores, whose naked body was found in his Lima hotel room. Twisted van der Sloot took her money, bank cards and fled to Chile. When he was captured, he said: "who me?" Of course, it was all just a terrible coincidence...
Stephany's dad Ricardo Flores says he fears the creep may slip through the law's fingers again (daddy

WACKY JIHADIS: CUT OFF DAVID LETTERMAN'S TONGUE

JIHADIS--known throughout the world for their wicked sense of humor--have now turned their rage (do they have anything else?) to talk king David Letterman. American Muslims have been asked to cut off the funnyman's tongue and "break his neck." The funny Fatwah was issued by suspected Umar al-Basrawi, "Omar from Basra, Iraq" because he made jokes about Osama bin Laden and his successor on an al Qaeda online forum (it's also a really, really great place to meet chicks.)
The jihadi joker wrote of Letterman, a Presbyterian: "I have seen with my eyes and heard with my ears

NEIGHBOR ANTONIO DIAZ CHACON STOPS GIRL KIDNAP

HERO

WEIRDO

A QUICK thinking neighbor foiled the kidnap of a little girl by jumping into his car and forcing the kidnapper to crash.
Twisted Phillip Garcia snatched the six-year-old and bundled her into his van.
The youngster told cops that he put his hand over her mouth and she bit him, but the didn't stop the perverted predator and he shoved her onto the floorboard and held her head to keep her out of sight.
But after hearing the commotion from his neighbors in Albuquerque, Antonio Diaz Chacon jumped into his car and chased down the child-napper.
The humble hero said he didn't think twice about his actions.

TEEN VAMPIRE LYLE MONROW BENSLEY BIT STRANGER

500 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE

IDIOT TEEN

AN IDIOT teen vampire broke into a strangers apartment and bit her neck, claiming he "needed a feed" because he was 500-year-old vampire. 
Wearing only his boxer shorts, 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting his victim on the bed officers told Houston Chronicle. 
Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson said: "He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us. He said he needed to feed."   

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! TAYLOR MOMSEN'S SIS

AGAIN, WE jest. But the eye make-up seems to be right for this comparison. But who's the real deal? The trampy looking crook, above, or the teen poseur? We like the tart above!

SUSPECT TOOK OUT $1.5 M POLICY ON ROBYN GARDNER

IT WASN'T SEX. Cops in Aruba now believe an aging lothario took out a whopping insurance policy on his pretty blonde playmate so he could collect. Gary Giordano, 51, and widely suspected to be the culprit behind the disappearance of pretty blonde Maryland dental assistant Robyn Gardner took out a $1.5 million accidental death policy on his gal pal. Giordano opted for pricey American Express insurance instead of a cheaper policy. The insurance money and a story full of more holes than a slice of Swiss cheese have kept him behind bars.