HOLLY BOBO: RETRACING STEPS BEFORE KIDNAPPING

THURSDAY marks the six month anniversary of Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo's disappearance. Wednesday is her 21st birthday. Now, the Jackson Sun is reconstructing the day the pretty blonde vanished.
According to the Jackson Sun: Before dawn on April 13, Holly Bobo dressed for nursing school, ate breakfast and studied for a test. By 8 a.m. she had been abducted from her home in Darden and has not been seen since. At 8:05 a.m., the first of several sheriff's deputies and other law enforcement pulled into the Bobos' driveway, 10 minutes from the time

FLORIDA'S POOPING PERP KEN SARSONY PINCHED

WHAT A SHIT! Cops in Florida have busted a man they suspected has been pooing on the steps of the Ft. King Middle School in Ocala. Cops say the suspected serial defecator Kenneth Martin Sarsony has dropped at least five loads on the school steps in the year. Sarsony told police after he was nabbed that he pooped in front of the classroom because he was in "bad spirits" and "needed help". No kidding. But

ROBYN GARDNER CASE: CADAVER DOGS STRIKE OUT

THE SEARCH for missing party girl Robyn Gardner has ended in disappointment. A team of cadaver dogs searching for the pretty blonde on the island of Aruba came up empty. Gardner, 35, disappeared August 2 on a clandestine trip with Gary Giordano, who she met on a swinger's website. He had taken out a $1.5 million insurance police on

MUGSHOT MANIA! LOOK AT THIS CROOK'S HEAD!

UMM. YEAH. Well...hmmm. Okay, so words fail us here (it seldom happens but a cracking mugshot can do the trick.) There's almost too much to work with here. We'll leave it at that.