Monday, May 9, 2011

VA. COP'S '84 SUICIDE REOPENED AS HOMICIDE PROBE

THE shots rang out in Gates County, North Carolina. It was March 1984. Three shots, then a fourth. For most of the past three decades, investigators believed the dead man lying face down in the creek had killed himself. He was Portsmouth, VA police officer Garland L. Joyner. Investigation revealed Joyner had killed imself over bad debts and had even pumped up his life insurance policies--tell tale signs of a suicide.
Resident Keith Mundie told the Virginian-Pilot: "The buttons from his shirt were laying on the bridge. His wallet, his cards, all of the paperwork from his wallet,

MAN, WOMAN BURNED IN CRAZY NYC ACID ATTACK

TALK about acid reflex! An angry--and likely totally bonkers--Brooklyn, NY woman threw sulfuric acid on a 59-year-old man Sunday, severely burning him. And herself. Cops say the victim and the attacker had second-and-third degree burns and "had to be decontaminated" by EMT crews on the street.
FDNY Battalion Chief George Johnson said: "They had some acid on them and their flesh was still burning." The duo were taken to the burn unit of a local hospital and the woman was arrested. Cops had released no names as of last night.

ORANGE TEEN MOM AMBER PORTWOOD SINKS PLEA DEAL

"TEEN MOM" headcase Amber Portwood is shooting down an offer from the DA that would have kept her out of jail on a slew of charges. The 20-year-old Anderson, Indiana knucklehead was investigated on child neglect and felony domestic battery after a September episode of the moronic MTV reality program showed her slapping, choking and kicking the father of her baby, Gary Shirle, 24..
Portwood, dressed to the nines, attended a Madison County court

JUSTIN BIEBER: CHARGES DROPPED IN MALL FRENZY

RIOT
DOUCHEBAG popstar Justin Bieber has agreed to record a public service announcement on cyberbullying so that criminal charges filed against his manager and a record executive after a frenzy at a New York mall will be dropped.
Back in 2009 thousands of squealing fans turned up Long Island clothing store to see the teen pop star sign autographs and overwhelmed cops, stunned by the size of the crowd cancelled the event.
But Def Jam Records executive James Roppo was arrested after police said he refused to help disperse the baying mob, eager to catch a glimpse of the "One Time" singer.  Months later, the NYPD also pressed child endangerment charges against Bieber's manager, Scott Braun.

DNA CRACKS 1987 CALIFORNIA STABBING MURDER

KILLER?
A QUARTER-of-a-century after he was found stabbed to death in the street cops believe they have finally cracked the murder case of Richard Schultz.
The 52-year-old was found with multiple stab wounds in June 1987 in a Sacramento, California, alleyway along with another man who was treated by emergency personnel and survived.
Detectives at the time determined both victims and a third unknown man had been drinking beers in a carport and for unknown reasons, Schultz and the suspect began arguing, leading the suspect to stab both of them.
But he was gone by the time emergency crews arrived, and the case remained unsolved. But, now almost 25-years after the murder Cops have picked up 48-year-old Gregory Samuel Olguin.
as they say DNA was a match to evidence collected at the scene.

WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL GETS 4 YRS. IN BIG HOUSE

"STUPIDEST CRIMINAL"
REMEMBER The World's dumbest criminal Rodney Knight?
You know the guy who robbed someone and then posted his picture on his victim's Facebook page.
Well,  old Rodney will have plenty of time to update his status after being given just over three-and-a-half years behind bars.
"Not so Bright" Knight nicked a couple of laptop computers, a winter coat and about $400 during a burglary in early December.
But after noticing his victim, a Washington Post editor's Facebook page was still open on one of the computer's he posted a picture of

MADDIE MCCANN'S CHILLING WARNING TO HER MOM

HEARTBREAK
HEARTBROKEN mother Kate McCann has revealed that she is haunted by the belief that her daughter Madeleine may have tried to to tell her that someone had tried to break into the children's bedroom. 
Speaking on the eve of Maddie's eighth birthday she admitted that the possible missed chance came at breakfast on the day she vanished, when the little girl disconcerted her mother by asking: "Why didn’t you come when Sean and I cried last night?"  The 43-year-old added: "Not for a moment did we think there might be some sinister explanation. But it is [now] my belief there was somebody either in or trying to get into the children’s bedroom that night, and that is what disturbed them." 
She added: "So haunted have I been ever since by Madeleine’s words that I’ve continued to blame myself for not sitting down and making completely

IMPOTENT OSAMA BIN LADEN USED HERBAL VIAGRA

VIAGRA LOVER
TERROR chief Osama Bin Laden may have been able to blow things up, but he apparently couldn't get it up as herbal Viagra was found in his Pakistani compound. Crews searching his medicine cabinet found found syrup, an extract of wild oats that is marketed as a natural impotence cure which claims to increase sexual desire and potency.
There were also a cocktail of potions to treat high blood pressure, ulcers, shingles, nerve pain and common childrens' complaints, although it's unclear who used what.
But although the heath of the Al Qaida leader was the subject of much speculation in the last few years there was nothing to suggest the 54-year-old was suffering from kidney problems which some in intelligence circles had thought likely in the run up to his death.