THEY might as well have mailed Cops their confessions, with the amount of clues they left behind.
Because criminal masterminds these two, most certainly 'aint.
Breaking into an Ocala, FL restaurant with his pal Gabriel Stouffer he immediately set off the alarm.
Responding officers arrived to find a 42-inch TV sitting against the wall but no suspects to speak of.
A quick scan of the parking lot and they found a 2003 Dodge pickup, the hood still warm, belonging to - you've guessed it - Anthony Varnum.
If he wanted to make it anymore clear for them, he dropped his wallet on the ground nearby.