RALPH ULLUM POISONED DOG SHOW RIVAL: COPS

PUPPY LOVE

TALK ABOUT dog eat dog. Or, the things we do for love. Meet Pennsylvania pinhead Ralph Ullum. At 68, Ralph should have known better or at the very least have heard the maxim, "there's no fool like an old fool." Seems Ralphie Boy wanted to impress the old lady who had entered her Siberian husky in a suburban Chicago kennel club show. So, what's he do? Gives the competitors Protonix and Benadryl. His mouthpiece said our hero didn't do it because he didn't need to: his gal pal's dog had already won best in show. His lawyer Ed Maloney said: “Mr. Ullum denies he gave any pills to the dog. It’s a very highly competitive world. Emotions were flying high that day." Ullam is charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty and attempted criminal damage to property.

He was charged after arch-rival Pixie’s trainer found what appeared to be

LUSTY TEACHER WATCH: AMY CAUDLE, ABBY MCELHENNY

AMY

ABBY

HOW COMMONPLACE are horny teachers in America's classrooms? Think cockroaches. A quick Google news search unleashed an astonishing treasure trove of indiscretions and classroom hanky panky.
* Freckle faced strawberry blonde Abby Kate McElhenny, of South Carolina is charged with sexual battery with a student 16 or 17 years of age, with no aggravated force of coercion. Apparently the twosome had been getting it on since Christmas (ahhhh) and sent hundreds of steamy text messages to one another. Jig was up when the pair were caught canoodling.

HOLLY BOBO'S FAMILY: 'EVERY DAY IS MORE DIFFICULT'

IT'S BEEN six weeks since Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo, cousin of country star Whitney Duncan, was kidnapped by a mysterious man in camouflage and there is no sign of her--anywhere. As the trail grows colder and colder her parents Dana and Karen can barely eat and are fighting to keep their spirits up. And their mood is not helped by the fact that county wide searches have stopped.
Family spokesman Kevin Bromley said: “Every passing day that we don’t find Holly is more difficult for the family. But they have not lost hope. They believe their daughter is alive.”
Here's what cops think happened, according to THE TENNESSEAN:
 The day she went missing Bobo put on her bright pink shirt, jeans and black flip-flops and packed her lunch for another day of nursing school at the nearby

COPS TO CASEY ANTHONY: 'EVERYTHING...IS A LIE'

YESTERDAY'S episode of Party Mom goes to trial featured video of Casey Anthony by turns sobbing, giggling and generally acting like the immature woman-child America has come to know.
In the jailhouse video recorded on July 25, 2008, Anthony, 25, tells her brother her main focus is finding her missing daughter Caylee, 2.
She said sobbing: "If you can speak to the media directly, my concern for me is Caylee, No one has said for me that I love my daughter, that I want her safety and that she and the rest of my family is my only concern. All I want is to see her again, to hear

STUDENT BRINGS LOADED GUN AS GIFT FOR TEACHER

MORE TRADITIONAL

NOVEL GIFT

IT used to be that you'd bring in an apple for your teacher or maybe a box of chocolates.
So imagine the surprise on Florida educator got, when she opened her present to find a loaded .22-caliber handgun at the bottom of the assorted toiletries she'd been handed. Needless to say the stunned teach at the Allamanda Elementary School immediately started to investigate and it turned out the students grandmother had hidden the pistol in the box to hide it.

BILLY BOB THORNTON'S DAUGHTER GUILTY IN TOT DEATH

MONSTERS BALL

MONSTER

FILM star Billy Bob Thornton's daughter has been found guilty for the horrifying death of her best friend's daughter, who she supposed to be looking after at the time. Amanda Brumfield, who is estranged from her Hollywood dad was supposed to be looking after Olivia Madison Garcia when she died from serious head

GRANNY KILLER OF "WYLIE'S ANGEL" GETS 28

TRAGIC

THE evil grandmother of the six-year-old dubbed "Wylie's Angel" who's body was found dumped near a Dallas pond has been sentenced to 28-years behind bars.
Disgraceful Darlene Phillips who was the boys primary caregiver dumped the helpless youngster in a park with a note, hoping someone would pick him up, back in April 2010.
Severely disabled Gerren Joseph Isgrigg, was blind, deaf suffered daily seizures and had no functions in his arms and legs and had to be fed through a tube and left helpless he died when no one helped the boy.
Dallas Police have said he was small for his age, weighing just 28 pounds.

ANNE PRESSLY'S KILLER HAS APPEAL TURNED DOWN

NO CHANCE

THE CRAZED killer who brutally raped and murdered a Little Rock TV anchorwoman lost his appeal against his conviction.
Gorgeous Anne Pressly didn't stand a chance as vicious Curtis Lavell Vance attacked her as she slept, smashing her in the head twice and then sexually assaulting her - something he later admitted to cops.
She died without regaining consciousness.
But despite his admission at the time he's now claiming that his statements should have been suppressed because he did not knowingly waive his right to have a lawyer present.

MOM LEFT KID IN CAR WITH DEAD BODY TO TAKE DRUGS

DRUGGED

AN evil mom left her 20-month-old son in her car next to her best friend's dead body while she went off to take drugs, cops say. 
Shocked service station staff found the crying toddler in Jessica Ockman's car next to Shelby Fleming's body, after she left it running at a gas pump. 
They found Ockman, 33, unconscious in the restroom, with a lighter and spoon next to her body. 
They also recovered a white plastic box containing marijuana that she'd thrown into a nearby garbage can.
Ockman  is not a suspect in her friends death, which is classified pending the outcome of toxicology tests, but believed to be a drug overdose.  
The toddler was taken to a local hospital for evaluation and neighbors in Metarie, LA say she is now with relatives.
They added that she showed up a couple of days ago claiming she was homeless and asking for money.