OFFICER BERT LOPEZ CAUGHT BANG TO RIGHTS

LET'S just say he's been caught bang to rights:

This is New Mexico State Police Officer Bert Lopez, who was fired after he was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of a car.

CASEY ANTHONY 'BROKE, SOBER & UNEMPLOYED'

'BROKE, SOBER & UNEMPLOYED'

CASEY Anthony is 'broke, sober and unemployed,' her probation officers have revealed and she may have to pay a whopping $517,000 bill for the investigation to find her missing daughter. 
The one time party mom, who was controversially cleared of murdering her two-year-old daughter Caylee, has not attended any classes, used or purchased illegal drugs or had any contact with law enforcement over the past 30 days. 
A spokesman for the Florida Department of Corrections where Anthony reported on Thursday said: "She was cooperative and answered all the questions of her probation officer."

IPHONE 5 EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: DUMMY LEFT IT IN BAR

FURIOUS Apple bosses have launched a frantic search after a member of staff left the prototype IPhone 5 in a bar. 
It's not the first time that something like this has happened. 
Back in 2010 another idiot left a development model in a drinking establishment giving away information, which some experts called 'invaluable' if their rival companies had gotten hold of it. 
Although they would have wanted to keep the news quiet, CNET is reporting that the secret was inadvertently revealed by the San Francisco Police, who were tight lipped about what had gone missing but put out a press release called 'iphone5.doc.'