Wednesday, November 30, 2011

JUDGE DANIEL CRAIG: "KARDASHIANS F***ING IDIOTS"

"F***ING IDIOTS"
HERO
WE ALWAYS thought he was little wet, liberal and despite his well sculpted chest, a bit of a wimp. 
But Judge Daniel Craig went right up in our estimation when he branded the Kardashians "f***king idiots" for their criminal TV show. 
Speaking to GQ magazine the James Bond star said: "Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them.
"You see that and you think 'what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions.

ROBYN GARDNER MYSTERY: GARY GIORDANO FREED

FREED
HE REMAINS prime suspect, but although he's been dubbed a "mean bastard" by the chief prosecutor, today Gary Giordano is a free man.
Quite what happened to his girlfriend, Robyn Gardner remains a mystery, but Giordano has denied any involvement in her death from the start.

BOGUS TRANNY DOC ONEAL RON MORRIS: NEW VICTIM?

FACING FACTS
BUMMER
OKAY, quite why you'd let the alleged bogus tranny doctor anywhere near after looking at him is a mystery.
But now another woman has come forward to claim that her misshapen and damaged features were as a result of work performed by weirdo quack Oneal Ron Morris. 

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

COPS ID KILLER JOHN WAYNE GACY'S 19TH VICTIM

UPDATE: He is a number no more. Chicago law enforcement officials have identified the remains of  another of twisted serial killer John Wayne Gacy's victims. DNA evidence revealed that the corpse known for decades as Victim No. 19, found in the monster clown's basement, is William George "Bill" Bundy, 39. Bundy had been reported missing Oct. 27, 1976, and his family always believed that he might have been a Gacy victim. But the only identification tool available at the time was dental records, and Bundy's records had been destroyed by

EX-FIANCE SUSPECT #1 IN MICHELLE PARKER CASE

 
THE HOT-HEADED  former fiance of missing Florida mom Michelle Parker has now been named the primary suspect in her disappearance, Orlando Police Chief Paul Rooney said. She disappeared a week ago after an emotional appearance on The People's Court. Cops have named Dale Smith Jr. their primary suspect. MORE ON PEOPLE'S COURT DISAPPEARANCE

EX-CHILD STAR SKYLAR DELEON'S SINISTER SLAYINGS

THOMAS and Jackie Hawks were a well-loved hard-working couple who were living their dream, living on a California yacht. But the retired couple had just become grandparents and were anxious to spend more time with family back in Arizona. 
On Thanksgiving 2004 they disappeared. Police believed they were murdered on their yacht at sea, and ultimately closed in on former child actor Skylar Deleon as their killer. 

CRAZY CARMEN BASULTO KIDNAPPED ESTRANGED HUBBY

YOU DON'T piss off Carmen Basulto. Her unnamed estranged hubby quickly discovered that when Carmen, 43, showed up at her daughter's house on the weekend with a couple henchman and kidnapped him at gunpoint. The hubby had been living with his stepdaughter after separating from Basulto, cops said. The stepdaughter alerted detectives and they found the man unharmed--except perhaps his pride.  Cops are still looking for "two of the three suspects" who are described as two men: One in his 30s who is heavy set and was wearing a gray scarf, black sweater and hood over his face -- and the other, who is reportedly tall and thin, wearing a black sweater and hood over his face. Basulto was arrested Sunday.


MUGSHOT MANIA! THEY CALL THIS CROOK 'THE CHIN'

EVERY baddie needs a Nomme du Guerre. And we think this chap's is perfect because in his town, they call him The Chin.

AHREN BARNARD'S COLD CASE HEATS UP WITH LETTER

THE COLD case of a man who mysteriously disappeared from a Boise McDonald's seven years ago is starting to heat up, cops say.
Investigators received an anonymous letter with new information about the disappearance of Ahren Barnard, who vanished seven years ago this week and they say it's

DIRTY JERRY SANDUSKY: LETTER REVEALS NEW VICTIM

ANOTHER VICTIM?
ANOTHER day, another potential victim of accused Penn State Pedophile 'Dirty' Jerry Sandusky comes forward.
Cops say they've received a letter from another man claiming to have been sexually assaulted by the once highly respected football coach.
And Penn State police Sergeant Bill Wagner told The Centre Daily that the note from the man who is in jail in Oklahoma had been: "Turned over to the Attorney General’s Office for further investigation."
As we reported here, the defensive coordinator described as a "sexual predator" by attorney general Linda Kelly is charged with more than 40 offenses against eight young victims - one of whom maybe his own grandchild.

WIFE FOUND JASON GOOD FILM OF HER NAKED MOM

DEAD MAN
TALK about the doghouse! 
Jason Good would probably prefer to be in a den of hungry lions than at home at the moment, after his wife found footage on his cellphone of her mom using the bathroom. 
The 40-year-old pervert's missus was astonished to find a "video of an adult female using the restroom" cops said.
Then she was even more horrified when she realized it was her 57-year-old mom and it had been taken in their Laurel, VA home and she immediately called in the cops.
When officers arrived she directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom" the police statement revealed.

BEER LED TO MAD MAYKEL BORGES TO HATCHET ATTACK

MAD MAYKEL
A BEER sodden booze hound was so desperate for another drink that he launched a ferocious hatchet attack when he was refused another drink.
Mad Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama (brilliant name) trailer park in Miami and asking for beer, which some of the residents gave him.
But as he continued to demand more drink, he was eventually asked to leave.
The barmy booze hound did in fact go but he then returned armed with a hatchet and then he bgan to argue for more beer with the residents.
When they again refused his requests he started swinging at one man, cutting him on the side with it and drawing blood.
One terrified resident told CBS Miami: "This guy was crazy. He just kept asking for beer and he went mad when we wouldn't give him anything so he just started swinging.

GARY HAUGEN MOCKS GOV OVER DEATH ROW REPRIEVE

KILLER
COWARD
A DEATH row bound double killer has mocked Oregon governor John Kitzhaber, claiming he "didn't have the guts" to carry out the execution.
Two-time murderer Gary Haugen called the lawman "a paper cowboy" adding that, "he couldn't pull the trigger," after Kitzhaber refused to execute him.
Haugen has voluntarily given up all his legal challenges, claiming he wants to be executed, to protest against the criminal justice system he views as broken.

Monday, November 28, 2011

COUPLE BEATS CHRIS VALDEZ TO DEATH ON 4th BDAY

MEET the worst people in the world: Nov. 28, 2011 edition. They are Cesar 'Big Man' Ruiz, 34, and his girlfriend Crystal Valdez, 28. Valdez and co. were getting ready to celebrate the fourth birthday of her son Christopher on Friday in Chicago. On Sunday, the twisted pair were charged with first-degree murder, concealment of a homicide and child endangerment. Christopher was beaten to death at the family home, his body discovered by his grandparents who had arrived with birthday cake and presents for his birthday bash. He died from multiple blunt force injuries

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED FOR BRAWLING

WALSH
FROSTY
HE DEFINITELY wasn't a jolly, happy soul and when he came to life one day, all he did was get into a brawl. 
Yes Frosty the Snowman or Kevin Michael Walsh as he's more commonly known was busted for scuffling with police and kicking a police dog during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, MD. 
Sgt. John A. Dolgos told the Star Democrat that the 52-year-old who has apparently played the beloved snowman for 10-years in the parade, became agitated when a dog handling officer tried to escort him away from the crowd.
One astonished onlooker said: "It was just so funny.

ROBYN GARDNER MYSTERY: WAS SHE IN ON $CAM?

FOR nearly four months the fate of pretty blonde Maryland party girl Robyn Gardner has been a mystery. The narrative is that she went on a swinging sex trip with boyfriend Gary Giordano to Aruba then on Aug. 2, vanishes on a diving trip, according to Creepy Gary. Cops look hard at Giordano: he took out a whopping $1.5 million insurance policy on the former dental assistant before the trip, had money troubles, and oh, there's those raunchy pix of Robyn that the anything goes Dutch are describing as "beyond pornographic." Giordano had been held on suspicion of killing the

'SMURFS' MADE SARAH BOUSHEY DRIVE DRUNK

SHE was so wasted that she was seeing little blue men and couldn't remember her own name. 
This was after she'd smashed her car up. 
But then Sarah Boushey, came up with a novel excuse for her horrific drunk driving - she'd been watching "The Smurfs" movie with her daughter. 
Worse still, it was her four-year-old who filled in the blanks - like her name - bluntly telling cops: "she's drunk."   
San Francisco cops found the incoherent 42-year-old had a blood alcohol limit of more than three times the legal limit, which probably had something to do with the half-empty bottle of vodka in her purse. 

MUGSHOT MANIA! WE REALLY LIKE HER STYLE AND PLUCK

OK, so she's a bad girl. What do you want us to do? She has nice eyes and a winning smile. One of out colleagues is even hinting at a 'My Fair Lady' type scenario.

JOEL SIMPSON JAILED FOR CALI CANINE CARNAL CAPERS

TOP DOG
HOT DOG
A PALM SPRINGS man's confessed canine carnal capers has given cops paws. Joel Bradley Simpson, 36, pleaded guilty to child porn and bestiality charges and will now spend the next 16 months in the pound. He also pleaded guilty to possession of a controlled substance--our old favorite, crystal meth. Simpson, AKA "Hound Dog" got 213 days on the dope beef. He was arrested last June after a snitch fingered him to cops on a kiddie porn beef. But wait, that's not all. A search warrant turned up some home movies starring Simpson and man's really

CRAIGSLIST KILLER RICHARD BEASLEY'S 'HEART OF GOLD'

THE SUSPECTED mastermind behind the Ohio Craigslist slaughter has a "caring heart" and was even a mentor to the teenager busted with him in connection to three grisly homicides. Richard 'Dick' Beasley, 52, a volunteer chaplain was arrested Nov. 16 with Brogan Rafferty, 16, for luring victims to their demise via job ads on Craigslist. The doomed men were told to bring all of their belongings because they would also be living on the farm. There never was any such farm. For Beasley's mom, well, it's all too much.

PLUS: CRAIGSLIST KILLER RAFFERTY'S VICS ID'D

THE TWISTED Craigslist killers who lured their victim's with the promise of work before shooting have had their victims identified.
Timothy Kern had told family that someone had made him a "good offer, but strange" after getting he responded to the post on the popular advertising

Sunday, November 27, 2011

COPS RAID HOME IN MICHELLE PARKER DISAPPEARANCE

COPS in Orlando, Florida raided a home in connection with the bizarre disappearance of Michelle Parker. The pretty mom vanished the same day she and her former fiance were on People's Court TV program. Neighbor Don Patin told ABC: "Roughly 12 guys piled out, banged on the door, yelled 'search warrant, search warrant,' and basically took everybody out of the house. And then the cops went in, and the crime lab went in and pretty much everybody from all departments showed up."
The home belongs to Dale Smith Sr., the father of her former fiance Dale Smith

BLACK FRIDAY PEPPER SPRAY NUTJOB SURRENDERS

 
THE NUTJOB who pepper-sprayed a horde of children at a Los Angeles Wal-Mart has surrendered, according to cops. Although she has not been named. The woman who was after an Xbox video game console at a deep discount turned herself in Friday. Cops say she is Hispanic and in her 30s, surrendered at a police station Friday. Above is the Black Friday highlight reel.

MUGSHOT MANIA! FRINGE FESTIVAL STAR AFOUL OF LAW

WE'RE not exactly sure what drove Cesar Sanchez to go for this particular look. We're also unaware of what he did to warrant a mugshot. We DO know that he is sporting a fairly brutal head.

CINDY MARIE CANTU NAILED KID INTO FILTHY ROOM

BAD MOM
CLASSY GUY
TALK about cruel and unusual punishment.
Idiot parent Cindy Marie Cantu and he douchebag boyfriend Kyle Erwin for some reason thought it would be a good idea to nail her toddler into a disgusting bedroom of her Marietta, GA, home.
The three-year-old was found trapped with no access to food and water and surrounded by filth according to arrest warrants.
They stated: "The condition of the home presented hazards such as insects, fecal matter, rotting food, soiled diapers, standing water in the shower, and general unclean conditions of the home."

JORAN VAN DER SLOOT FACES JUSTICE IN JANUARY

DEADLY
JUSTICE
AT LAST! Deadly Dutchman Joran Van Der Sloot will finally face justice in January for the killing of a Peruvian student almost five years to the day after US student Natalee Holloway disappeared. At long last the South American prosecutors have finally got their act together and he will appear in court on charged of murdering student Stephany Flores in his Lima hotel room.  He confessed that he flew into a furious rage with the 21-year-old after he caught her reading his laptop which contained e-mails about Natalee Holloway's mysteriously vanishing on the Carribean Island, Aruba.     

Saturday, November 26, 2011

ROBYN GARDNER'S BOYF GARY GIORDANO FREED

MURDERED?
FREED
SWINGING Gary Giordano will be sensationally freed from an Aruban jail where he was being held for the murder of his saucy girlfriend Robyn Gardner. 
The 50-year-old creep remains prime suspect in the case but with no body and little evidence they are being forced to let him go. 
But Aruban Solicitor General Taco Stein, who has previously called Giordano a "mean bastard" said that he could still be extradited if they gain enough evidence.

Friday, November 25, 2011

'GANGSTA OF LOVE' INFECTED WOMEN WITH HIV

GANGSTA OF LOVE
A PRO wrestler who liked to call himself the 'Gangster Of Love' and 'Sweet Sexy Sensation' faces being slammed in jail for having unprotected sex with 12 women while knowing he was HIV positive.
Flamboyant Andre Davis, 29, was rejected by the WWE after he failed a physical because he was infected by the human immunodeficiency virus.
But he didn't tell anyone else about his disease and a Cincinnati, OH, court heard that he slept with more than a dozen women, without telling them a word about his disease. 
The judge in the case prohibited attorneys from revealing whether any of the women were infected. 
The news only came to light after the mother of his two children and vicitm, discovered his testing paperwork and informed the others.
Davis is now facing 120 years in jail after being convicted on 14 counts of felonious assault.
It's not known if he's known as 'Sweet Sexy Sensation' by fellow prisoners.

VACUUM-UST BE JOKING: SHELLY LEA ARMSTRONG CITED

'MENACE'
THEY say cleanliness is next to Godliness - but not if your found vacuuming at an ungodly hour it would appear.
Shelly Lea Armstrong's furious neighbor called in the cops after she was vacuuming for about an hour to complain about the racket.
According to KOCO, the 42-year-old had chosen the middle of the night to do her cleaning and they weren't happy with the racket.
So cops came round to her Oklahoma City apartment and gave her a ticket and Armstrong signed the citation and was released, according to a police report.
One neighbor, who did not wish to be named, said: "Some of us were trying to sleep. She was being a damn menace trying to clean at the time.
"I don't mind if you want to clean up after yourself, but to vacuum at that time of the night wasn't fair to the rest of us. 
"Hopefully this will be a lesson to her and she won't have any more late night sleeping sessions."  

MAD MARY ANN HOLDER MASSACRE: FOURTH CHILD DIES

MAD MARY
MAKAYLA
THEY should have been giving thanks, but instead the family of the fourth child to die at the hands of mad Mary Ann Holder's murderous rampage were mourning the loss of their 15-year-old girl.
Innocent Makayla Leigh Woods, the girlfriend of Holder's son Zachary Smith who also died from gunshot wounds, passed away yesterday.
Holder 36 went crazy after her lover Russell Lamb dumped her to go back to his wife Jennifer, shooting several bullets at him, before she eventually managed to hit him, although he survived.
After making his escape, he called Jennifer who in turn alerted the cops, who immediately made their way to Holder's Greensboro, NC home.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

LITTLE LISA IRWIN: COMMAND POST SHUT

VANISHED
WITH no clues in the hunt for missing baby little Lisa Irwin, investigators have shut down a command post which was working exclusively on the case. 
For more than six weeks a huge team has been working to discover what happened to the 10-month-old youngster who mysteriously disappeared from her bedroom one night. 
But with the little to go on and leads into the toddlers disappearance slowing considerably other cases began to demand the attention of the both cops and the FBI. 

INJECTIONS MY ASS, SAYS ONEAL RON MORRIS LAWYER

BUM DEAL?
A LAWYER for the bogus tranny doctor accused of injecting toxic substances into the buttocks of a patent is claiming the charges against his client are false.
Oneal Ron Morris is accused of nearly killing a woman by injecting her buttocks with glue, cement and other household products including 'Fix-a-Flat' which we reported here.
Cops say a victim who was looking to get a job at a nightclub and wanted a curvier figure paid Morris $700 for the injections in 2010.
They spent nearly a year trying to track down the transvestite and said she moved frequently. 
Cops are also looking into the possibility that she may be part of an underground surgery ring.

NO CHARGES FOR SEATTLE SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES

HOLY justice. 
Seattle superhero Phoenix Jones lives to fight another day after officials decided not to press charges against him after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray.
He claimed he was breaking up a fight outside a club, but the people claimed they were just dancing.
It seems that authorities agreed with the muscle suit wearing, 23-year-old crime fighter, who's real name is Benjamin John Francis Fodor.
City attorney Pete Holmes told the Seattle Times that his office had been unable to locate and interview two of the people pepper sprayed.

DIRTY JERRY SANDUSKY 'ABUSED OWN GRANDCHILD'

TOUCHED
DIRTY Jerry Sandusky has been accused of abusing his own grandchild, his lawyer has revealed. 
The allegations were made by the wife of one of his five adopted sons, as yet more accusers come forward against the former Penn State defensive coordinator. 
Neither the person who made the complaint, nor the alleged victims, have been publicly identified but it's known that Sandusky adopted a total of six children with his wife Dorothy.