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A California judge did issue a temporary restraining order stopping the "Two and a Half Men" star from having contact with his children and keeping him at least 100 yards away from his ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
Blonde Mueller claimed the Meltdown Man told her: "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom!" Sheen also suggested using child-support money to take out his enemies. Oh, and he also threatened to stab her in the eye with a pen knife.