THANKSGIVING 'MONSTER' MERHIGE PLEADS GUILTY

AN ADMITTED killer described as a "monster" pleaded guilty to murdering four relatives in a 2009 Thanksgiving massacre. His guilty plea with save him a trip to death row and oblivion. Paul Merhige was a last minute guest, one of 16, at the South Florida home Nov. 26, 2009. He was Muriel Sitton's cousin Paul Merhige. They enjoyed a traditional dinner and then gathered in a horseshoe

GANG BANG TEACHER STACY SCHULER GUILTY; JAILED

THE FUN-LOVING Ohio high school teacher who enjoyed a balls to the walls gang bang with the football team has been convicted of having sex with five students. Unrepentant party girl Stacy Schuler had claimed she was insane and that the teens took advantage of her during the orgy at her Springboro, Ohio home in 2010. However, she can ask a judge to spring her in six months. The five teens testified that Schuler, a health and gym teacher, had been drinking alcohol at the time of the encounters and was a willing participant in the hormone-charged hijinks,

TEXAS COP KILLER FRANK GARCIA GETS NEEDLE

 A TEXAS cop killer was put to death last night after the Supreme Court shot down his last minute appeal. Frank Martinez Garcia, 38, was executed in Huntsville at 7:02 p.m. CST. On March 29, 2001 Garcia shot to death San Antonio Police officer Hector Garza during a domestic incident. He then shot and killed his wife Jessica. His 5-year-old daughter witnessed the massacre. MORE ON COP KILLER

GIORDANO BURIED ROBYN GARDNER ALIVE IN ARUBA!

A SENSATIONAL new report in the National Enquirer is claiming that doomed Maryland party girl Robyn Gardner was buried alive by her creepy travel companion in Aruba. The Enquirer says a tipster told the tab that Gardner, 35, was "buried in a dog's grave." Cops on the Caribbean island are currently hunting for the grave. The tipster told the paper that swinging Gary Giordano beat the pretty blonde, then suffocated her before tying her arms and legs, putting a bag over her head and burying her.
The source said: "He dug up a fresh dog's grave with his hands, removed the dog's

LO-LIFES: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LOHAN IN JAIL

CLASSY GUY

WHERE DOES SHE GET IT FROM?

LIKE father, like daughter, or should that be the other way round?
Either way, just days after his 57-year-old daughter Lindsay was scolded by a judge for violating her probation, her father Michael was re-arrested, just hours after he was released on domestic violence charges.
Supposed journalist media whore Kate Major called in Tampa police after he allegedly made a harassing phone call to her shortly after she was released from jail. After cops arrived at her condo, he again called the 28-year-old, which

TOPLESS ERIN HOLDSWORTH'S WILD 128 MPH CHASE

TOPLESS, drunk and driving at 128mph - it must have been a helluva party.
Meet drunken vixen Erin B. Holdsworth who cops were only able to bust after they layed down stop sticks after a high speed chase earlier this month.

Officers' jaws dropped as they told her to d get out of the vehicle and she was wearing nothing but a see-through top, g-string and a pair of tennis shoes. 

GO TO JAIL: LAURA CHAVEZ STABS OVER MONOPOLY

JAIL

SHE did not pass go or collect $200 - instead Laura Chavez went directly to jail after repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend after arguing over a game of Monopoly.
Whether she landed on one of his hotels is unclear but cops say they arrived to find the 48-year-old "bleeding from his head and right wrist."
She then admitted to stabbing the man with a kitchen knife.
According to the statement of probable cause filed for her arrest they were playing the game when she: "hit him on the head  with a glass bottle."