MUGSHOT MANIA: SHE THEN SANG SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Everyone was moved to tears by this talented bad girl's heartfelt rendition of Send in the Clowns. But as she was locked away in the county jail, like Judy Collins, she found they were already there.

CLAY WALLER: I MURDERED MY WIFE JACQUE WALLER

Clay Waller is set to confess he brutally murdered his estranged wife Jacque Waller, his lawyer has said. The mom of triplets went missing two years ago -- the day the pair met with a divorce lawyer. Cape Girardeau public defender Christopher Davis told The Associated Press that her husband Clay will admit he murdered

'POLITE BANDIT' ROBERT RAYMOND BUSTED

'GOOD MANNERS'

HE CALLED himself the "Polite Bandit" but he'll need a lot more than good manners where he's likely to end up.
Cops say 67-year-old Robert Raymond walked into the First Niagara Bank in Hamden, Conn and handed the teller a note.
"This is what I want you to do," it read, referencing a bank robbery.
It went on to say that he had a controlled bomb which could be activated by a cell phone in his pocket, which he would detonate if the teller activated the alarms.
"Please give me all the money you can," he continued, signed, "the polite bandit."
The teller handed him the cash there was a dye pack in it, which would explode the moment it was opened, covering him in paint.

CALL OF DUTY STATUE PROVOKES LAPD STAND OFF

STORMING

STATUE

ARRIVING at scene they spotted the camouflaged man holding an assault rifle and immediately put the place in lockdown.
Gearing up they pulled out their weapons and stormed the building, surrounding the man and demanding the he put down his gun.

NAKED PROPOSAL SHOCK! THOMAS EDWARDS TASERED

SHOCKING

SHOCKING might be the best way to describe Thomas Edwards' attempted marriage proposal.
Because the naked 22-year-old ended up being tasered by cops after arriving at the wrong house in the middle of the night and terrifying the actual home owners.
Edwards told cops his girlfriend had instructed him to ask for her hand in the buff.
So at around 3:30am he arrived at what he thought was her Orlando, FL, home and began to take his clothes off.
Needless to say the actual homeowner was somewhat perturbed and immediately called the cops.
"Can you see what he's doing now," the dispatcher asks at one point.
"Er he's kind of walking around and taking his pants off," the confused caller reveals.
The Orlando Sentinel have the full call here. 
When officers arrived they found Edwards, who told them his name was Zim, and they told him to get dressed.