Friday, April 1, 2011

STILL NO BODY OF JET-SKIER KILLED BY MEX PIRATES

THE WOMAN whose hubby was killed by Mexican pirates on the Texas border six months ago is slamming the feds for failing to recover his body. Tiffany Hartley and her husband were jet-skiing near the Mexican border when he was murdered.
David Hartley, whose corpse presumably lies at the bottom of the lake, was shot in the head by Mexican gang members. Citing previous violence on the lake, cops say this crime was the handiwork of a notorious drug cartel. Though investigators are aware of potentially hundreds of similar cases, the recovery efforts for David have no end in

MRS. ROBINSON WANNABE ROMPED WITH BOY 13: COPS

A LOW-RENT Mrs. Robinson has been charged with stat rape for her sexual hijinks with a 13-year-old boy. According to cops, Megan Donovan, 20, of Staten Island has been charged with statutory rape. The pretty randy ginger has been released with orders not to contact the boy or his family.
The jig was up for the cougar in training--who met the boy through his sister-- had her first romp on Tuesday. Junior stud could not resist bragging to his pals and, whoops, mom found out. Mom called cops and saucy texts confirmed detectives' suspicions. Her mouthpiece

BUFFALO MASSACRE GUNMAN McCRAY GUILTY

A BUFFALO man who killed four people and wounded four more in a senseless slaughter outside a restaurant has been found guilty of first-degree murder. Triggerman Riccardo McCray, 24, will spend the rest of his life in prison for the August 14, 2010 City Grill massacre. He continued to profess his innocence, although he did not testify on hiw own behalf.
A Buffalo man has been convicted on charges he opened fire outside a downtown restaurant over the summer, killing four and wounding four

TOT ASKS COPS: "DID YOU FIND MOMMY'S WEED?"

I COULD USE A FATTY NOW
KIDS say the darndest things! Especially when their parents are suspected bit players in the drug world. Texas cops say they were interrogating a woman on some outstanding warrants when she began acting all weird and antsy.
This prompted her precocious 3-year-old son to spill the beans about his mommy’s secret hobby and very special friend. Mom's slim credibility tanked when the little snitch asked cops if they had “found his mom’s weed." Bad to worse, right?
Johnisha Terry, 22, was pulled over by cops and suddenly became

BIG EASY COPS JAILED IN KATRINA SLAYING

THE LEVY has finally broken for a duo of racist New Orleans cops. The two officers were charged with murdering a man in the wake the catastrophic Hurricane Katrina. Officers David Warren, left in photo, and Greg McRae were slammed with sentences of 25 and 17 years respectively for their horrific abuse of power.
The cops fired at Henry Glover, 31, when they saw him heading towards their police station with an unidentified object in his hand.
Witnesses took Glover under their wing and drove him to a local school in search of help. Unfortunately, what they found was more police

NBA HALL OF FAMER WILKINS ATTACKED COURTSIDE

BRAVE/STUPID?
HUGE
FROM  the basketball court to criminal court. A former NBA referee attacked Atlanta Hawks Hall of Famer and TV pundit Dominique Wilkins in a dispute of cash. Rashan Michel claims former forward guard, Wilkins dubbed: "The Human Highlight Reel" owes him between $15000 and $17,000 for suits.
And tired of waiting for his money, the either brave or stupid Michel attacked the 6ft 8inch Hawks vice president shortly after he finished his press spot for the Hawks victory over Orlando.    

5 BROWNS FATHER " A PEDOPHILE"; JAILED 10 YRS.

ABUSED
THE father of renowned piano group The 5 Browns was branded "a pedophile" and sentenced to at least 10-years behind bars by a Utah judge.
Keith Brown, 55, admitted that he sexually abused his three daughters, who along with his two sons make up the group whose albums have topped the classical music charts and who have appeared on "Oprah," "60 Minutes" and other programs.
Brown's three daughters Desirae, 32, Deondra, 30, and Melody, 26 reported the abuse to Lone Peak police last year after learning that their father planned to begin working with other young musicians.

MEET THE WORLD'S DUMBEST BANKROBBERS

BRAINS
GENIUS
WEAPON'S? Check. Bank cased? Check. Getaway Car? Check. Masks? Er.....
They had it all planned, but they forgot one crucial thing - something to disguise themselves with.
So they walked into the Brookville, FLA bank armed with a hand grenade and threatened to throw it unless the teller handed over the cash.
They got some money and then ran from the bank, escaping in a "newish"

THUG GUILTY IN BLOODY CAROLINAS MASSACRE

KILLER: CORLEY
PLEA: GRESHAM
A MAN who butchered two sisters in a cold blooded killing that also left one of their husbands critically injured has admitted his part the brutal slaying.
William Canon Gresham, 25, was part of a two man team that repeatedly stabbed 66-year-old Eloise Corley to death, before attempting to rob her home in Salem, SC.
After killing her he started stealing with pal, Shawn Hayden Owens, but the deadly pair were disturbed by her husband Jerry and sister Audrey Scull, 62.
In a brutal execution the pair then marched them into the woods at the back of the home and shot them.

GIRLS GONE WILD FOUNDER FRANCIS: CONTEMPT-IBLE

CONTEMPT-IBLE
GIRLS Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is being held in contempt of court in a civil case brought against him by four young women who were filmed by his crew when they were underage.
Despite earning an estimated $5 million a year from the franchise which gives out baseball caps, t-shirts, shorts or a cap to attractive women who agree to expose themselves, the media mogul is representing himself in the Panama City, FLA court.
And his inexperience in courtroom procedure has be shown up, as Judge Richard Smoak has repeatedly scolded him for his attitude.