WHAT A STEAL! 50 FOOT STEEL BRIDGE STOLEN

WHAT A STEAL - BRIDGE

THEY could hardly have snuck it up their sweaters or casually slipped it into their pockets, but somehow thieves have managed to steal a 50ft steel bridge.
Quite how they managed to spirit away the structure in the North Beaver Township, in Western PA, is unclear but cops think they may have used a blowtorch to cut it into pieces.
Cops say they believe the corrugated steel bridge was worth about $100,000 and that the thieves intend to sell it for scrap metal.   
A state police insider revealed: "Although it was in quite a remote area, it's pretty impressive that they managed not only to get it down, but also transfer it without anyone noticing. We will find the guys who did this though. Mark my words."

CASEY ANTHONY TO PLEAD THE FIFTH IN NANNY TRIAL

LIAR?

ZANNY THE NANNY

CASEY Anthony is expected to plead the fifth in the defamation trial of brought against her by the woman who shares a name with the fictional nanny she invented during the investigation into her daughter's death. 
Back when cops were frantically hunting for two-year-old Caylee, Anthony claimed a babysitter called Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez was responsible for her disappearance. 

CROOK CHRISTOPHER PERETTI II PRAYED WITH VICTIM

CHRISTIAN CROOK

A CHRISTIAN crook allegedly broke into a disabled woman's home, pinched money from her purse and then knelt down to pray with her.
Christopher Perretti II forced his way into the woman's New Castle, PA, home and demanded cash.
She gave him $5, but he pushed past her to take $20 from her purse
The town's Police Chief Thomas Sansone told WYTV: "At one point after that, the defendant kneels down somewhere in the house near her, and I don't know if he was praying with her or not, but he did stop and kneel down, and then he left the scene."

BABYSITTER AMANDA OWENS, 18, STOLE FOR PORN

BURGLING BABYSITTER

A TEENAGE girl perv has been accused of breaking into her neighbor's home where she babysat and stealing things to pay for porn. 
Spotty Amanda Owens, 18, had previously been paid by Darin Pake to look after his kids and he'd always assumed she was a nice a girl. 
But then, over a a two-day period he noticed several items were missing from his home in St Paul, MN, including a camera, his briefcase and a jar of money. 
So in an attempt to stop anything else from disappearing he set up a video camera to try and find the culprit, but when he viewed the footage he was in for shock. 
Sneaking through his doggy door was the teen, who he'd trusted to look after his kids.

FAKE COP TYREE APPLEBERRY PULLED OVER REAL COP

DUMBASS

TALK about bad luck, or more likely a case of extreme stupidity, but cops are claiming that Tyree Appleberry pretended to be a cop only to pull over a real police officer. 
According to the Albuquerque police the 42-year-old turned on his strobe lights on his white Chevy Tahoe in an attempt to stop a driver who turned out to be an undercover cop. 
He denied the charge in an interview with KOB-TV claming that he was picking up his pal from her security job, when a car pulled up, so they stopped to asked questions.