CLUCKING HELL! MAN SUES FOR FOWL ROOSTER ATTACK

A MAN who claims he was attacked by a rooster is crying fowl and suing  a surburban animal center for more $50,000 because the bird "repeatedly pecked his right leg.
Mark Lovett says he was putting he was putting up a fence at the Big Run Wolf Ranch in Lockport, Illinois TWO YEARS AGO when the fearless fowl struck.
Apparently it caused him "great pain and anguish, both in mind and body," according to the lawsuit filed in Will County circuit court this week.
His claim adds hat the bird was "not provoked" before it plunged in it's beak, but he doesn't detail the exact injuries caused by the bird.  
It's not the first time that a personal injury lawsuit his been launched after an

BAD TIPPER MURDERED MOCKING CAR WASH WORKER

A NOTORIOUSLY bad tipping car wash customer shot dead a Chicago car wash worker who told him was just that. Tightwad Marcus Gordon, 40, was arrested on the weekend in the ridiculous August 6 slaying of Cesar Rosales. Mr. Cheap--also known as 'Shorty G' as in 'G, I'm short. I have no money for a tip'--took his Toyota Camry in for a wash. But the crew refused to dry the car because he was soooooo cheap in the past. What does a tightwad do? Gets his gun and shoots his tormentor to death.
Before Rosales died, he "stumbled into the store and made a dying declaration that the guy they had fought with earlier came back for him, came back to kill him."

Rosales’ girlfriend, Luz Montanez, told the Sun-Times “God is good!”

NYPD BAFFLED IN HUNT FOR KILLERS OF DJ MEGATRON

COPS in the Big Apple are hunting the killer of up and coming BET personality DJ Megatron. The 32-year-old rap personality was gunned down early Sunday morning outside his Staten Island home. The performer--whose real name is Corey McGriff--was pronounced dead at the scene around 2 a.m., when he normally finished work at a club or concert. So far, the NYPD is admitting they have zip, zero, nada as far as leads go. The former HOT 97 star had just moved into a new home with a gal who recently gave birth to their third child.

His mentor Fatman Scoop said: "He was one of the people whose lives
I influenced, and to see this happen is very hurtful. I want to know why? And who did it? And for what?"

MO. MAN WITH TEEN UNDIE FETISH BROKE INTO LOCKERS

GREAT FUTURE

BE true to your school holds new meaning for a teen with an underwear fetish. Cops say John Gallagher, 19, was arrested for burglary and unlawful entry after stealing the underwear from Platte County High School in Missouri.  Cops say Gallagher climbed into the school through an unlocked window and went into both boys’ and girls’ lockers. When he found the underwear and had joyfully masturbated, he disposed of the garments in an empty locker.

But this wasn’t the first time Gallagher committed this little number—cops say he had busted into the school 11 different times according to security footage. What tipped off teachers wasn’t the security camera, though. Officials started getting suspicious when a

NY CO-ED VANISHED 26 YRS. AGO WITHOUT A TRACE

IT'S NOT the type of anniversary you celebrate. Karen Wilson, 48 if she's still alive, disappeared without a trace nearly three decades ago near her university campus in Colinie, NY.
The pretty brunette, a senior political science major at the University of Albany, vanished two months from graduation. After planning a trip to Florida, Wilson had called her roommate, letting her know she was on her way home for dinner, and decided to take a stroll down Fuller Avenue to get back to her dorm. She was never seen again.
Like her father Taylor, a high-ranking Air Force officer, Wilson was hunting for a

OHIO COPS FEAR WORST IN MOM'S DISAPPEARANCE

MISSING MOM

HOPE is fading fast for the safe return of an Ohio mom, cops say. Summer Inman, 25, has been missing since last Tuesday when investigators say she was kidnapped just southeast of Columbus. Now, the more time passes, the more cops are worried at the odds of finding her unharmed.
Local cops say: "Law enforcement has no specific information as to her location, and we know that as time goes by, the likelihood of recovering her alive is diminished."

Witnesses say the Ohio mother of three was forced into a car by two shady men outside of a bank on Tuesday night—though details beyond the lone account remain scarce.

Inman’s ex-husband, William Inman, 26, and his parents have been

HOUSE OF HORRORS: SERIAL KILLER GRANNY DIES

EVIL

HOUSE OF HORRORS

AN evil landlady who drugged, murdered and buried tenants in the backyard of her boarding house has died in prison.
Greedy Dorothea Puente's case sent shock waves around the world when seven bodies were found behind her two-story Victorian home in which she rented rooms to the elderly and disabled.
The serial killer was known for giving her tenants gifts and home-cooked meals, but in the

SUSPECTED MILEY CYRUS STALKER BUSTED AT HER HOME

SHAKEN

POP princess Miley Cyrus was left "shaken" after an alleged stalker tried to break into her LA home.
Cops say Musa Danasabe Ibrahim told a neighbor that he had a date with with the Hannah Montana star when he was caught snooping on a neighbor's lawn by LAPD officers.
The 26-year-old had apparently mistaken the home for 19-year-old star's next door.
"Ibrahim was trying to make entry into Miley Cyrus' house, but he got the houses mixed up," a spokesperson told X17online.
"When we arrived on scene, we found him in her neighbor's yard. He was arrested for trespassing."
A close pal of the star revealed: "The whole thing has shaken Miley a little but she's a strong girl and I'm sure she'll get over it quickly.

DEADLY DAD PUT BOUNTY ON DAUGHTER'S BEAU: COPS

DEADLY DADDY

A DEADLY dad has been busted for trying to hire someone to kill his teenage daughter's boyfriend San Diego cops say.
Dangerous Domingos Oliveira posted reward posters offering $3000 for the boyfriend's body "dead or alive" on the Grossmont College campus where she studies. 
The homemade fliers included the 33-year-old's name and photo and said he was a convicted sex offender - something Cops have now confirmed. Oliveira, 50, was arrested Friday on suspicion of solicitation for murder after detectives executed a search warrant at

AX-WIELDING MADMAN MADE MOTHER WATCH MOVIES

AX TO GRIND

THE AX

AN ax-wielding madman threatened his mother with an axe and then forced her to stay in his bedroom and watch movies.
Crazy Robert Tuttle, whose photo suggests a really high IQ had been drinking and became aggressive destroying the oven, refrigerator and bedroom door of his mother's Englewood, Fla, home with the ax.
When the 60-year-old challenged him, he swung the deadly blade at her but she managed to avoid it. 
Then he threatened to kill himself if she called the cops.

BARE-FACED CHEEK! NAKED MAN DROPS IN FOR CLOTHES

NAKED BREAK-IN

WHERE HE FELL

THE bare faced cheek of it. 
For Keleigh Williams it was literally raining men, or at least a naked man and as he tumbled through her ceiling and asked for her clothes.
But fugitive Patrick Collins was definitely not a welcome visitor as he crashed into her living room and woke her with an almighty fright.