MOM KEPT BOY, 14, PRISONER IN MICE-INFESTED TRAILER

MEET the worst people in America. Who, you ask? Why, it's Amanda Joliff and her beau Richard Smith. Seems Amanda's 14-year-old son has been locked up for three years in a dirty, mouse infested trailer. The lad only escaped when his mom decided to take a trip to New York.
The boy, whose loving mother was called him "developmentally delayed," was found hiding under a neighbor's porch Sept. 27 in Erie, Colo., after his mother and her boyfriend left for the Big Apple.
Cops say she returned and told cops that a lock found on the plywood door to the boy's room was installed because he had once run away. Sure. OK. BAD MOM

MISSING UTAH TEEN ALEXIS RASMUSSEN ID'D AS VICITM

THE search for a 16-year-old Utah teen has ended in heartache. Fingerprint and dental records reveal that a body found Tuesday is that of Alexis Rasmussen, who vanished Sept. 10.  The police said in a statement:"This is certainly not the outcome we were hoping for. All indications are that Alexis was a very outgoing and loving person." Cops have not revealed how the pretty teen died and so far haven't not indicated if there are any suspects--nor have they even said whether it's a homicide.
Cops say Alexis was last seen when she was babysitting Sept. 10. That night she left before midnight to meet a friend.
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MUGSHOT MANIA! IS HE SLEEPING OR IS HE DEAD?

SHHHH. This Anton LeVay impersonator is about a week too early for the big day. Or we could be wrong... maybe he's just meditating. Or maybe he's got a brutal head and is just screwed.