Saturday, May 25, 2013

MUGSHOT MADNESS: AFTER OXFORD, SKY WAS THE LIMIT

And yes, Mugshot Madness is back too! After graduating from Harvard, he was recruited into government. Treasury we think. Enjoys polo on weekends.

AMANDA BYNES: KINKY COP "SLAPPED MY VAGINA"


Batshit crazy former actress Amanda Bynes is bizarrely blasting her drug charges as "all lies" and claims a kinky cop "slapped my vagina."
The troubled starlet let loose after being busted Thursday for allegedly bouncing a bong onto a busy New York street from her apartment.
According to the New York Daily News Bynes said: “Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies.  I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal.”

SWISS CREEP RAN GLOBAL BESTIALITY PORN RING

Cops in Kenya have smashed an international syndicate that used girls and women for bestiality porn.
BESTIALITY PORN VICS
 Detectives arrested twisted Swiss Christopher "Creepy Chris" Clement Weissenrieder and 11 women at an apartment in Nyali.
Insp. Shadrack Juma yesterday said the porn is made in Kenya and then shown to customers in the U.S., Europe and Australia through the internet. Much of it involves sex with animals. Weissenrieder is a former military officer who worked for the United Nations before being fired in 2010.He is also being investigated in Malaysia.
A source said: "The pornography being produced is the most revolting I've ever seen. It would turn anyone's stomach. Those poor women were being wickedly exploited."