Friday, October 7, 2011

RITA DANIELS, 71, BOYTOY, 54, NABBED FOR PUBLIC SEX

IT'S NOT often a 71-year-old woman is referred to as a "chick" let alone getting caught banging in a car. Well, Michigan rarely disappoints. It seems that Rita Daniels, 71, and Tim Adams, 54, hooked up at a bar. They had never met before and apparently didn't know each other's names but that didn't stop them from engaging in hormone-charged hijinks, according to our friends at The Smoking Gun. The pair were both naked in the back seat of our heroine's 2002 Buick Regal when a cop tapped on the window--after noting the heavy duty condensation that had built up-- and asked what they were doing. Adams gave an honest reply: "I'm fucking this chick." MORE FROM THE SMOKING GUN



BILLY BOB THORNTON'S DAUGHTER GETS 20

MONSTERS BALL
MONSTER
HOLLYWOOD wild man Billy Bob Thornton's daughter will serve 20-years for the horrifying death of her best friend's daughter, who she supposed to be looking after at the time.
Amanda Brumfield, who is estranged from her Oscar winning dad was supposed to be looking after Olivia Madison Garcia when she died from serious head injuries in her Orlando home.

NEO-NAZIS' BLOODY PACIFIC COAST RAMPAGE ENDS

THEY WERE wannabe Nazis and he was an innocent kid and in western Oregon, their paths crossed. Cody Myers, 19, was on his way to a jazz festival when he crossed paths with white supremacists David Joseph Pedersen and his girlfriend, Holly Grigsby.The couple were on the run from a murder in Everett, Washington where they are alleged to have murdered his stepmother and likely his father, who has vanished. An Oregon sheriff called their murderous road trip by down the West Coast "a vicious, vile reign of terror." After days of searching on land and air, a California Highway Patrol trooper with a lingering doubt about the

DUMB JUDGES: ACCUSED KILLER'S ROAD TRIP AND MORE

BACK in the day we used to call it Junk Justice. It didn't matter whether you were liberal or conservative, you'd just roll your eyes. Well, moronic judges have sadly not gone out of style.
STUPID JUDGE 1: A Washington state judge is letting accused killer Peggy Sue Thomas take a two-week, five state road trip before she's arraigned. Busted this summer in a 2003 cold case homicide, officials say she lured a man named Russ Douglas to his dead on Whidbey Island. Out on $500,000 bail, she asked for the road trip and, BINGO, Judge Michael 'Easy Mike' Moynihan signed off.
PEGGY SUE'S SUPER ROAD TRIP
STUPID JUDGE 2: Meet Armando Rodriguez-Benitez. The 35-year-old was pulled over by cops in Wisconsin for driving with three times the legal limit of

CHILLING 911 FROM MISSING AILIYAH LUNSFORD'S MOM

ALIAYAH LUNSFORD has been missing two weeks and still there are no answers into the 3-year-old West Virginia girl's disappearance. A massive search has turned up little but investigators now believe she was kidnapped. Local TV station 5 News made an FOI request regarding her mom Lena's 911 call.
HERE'S THE TRANSCRIPT:
911: What's your emergency?
LENA: My baby's missing!
That's how the 911 call started the Saturday morning Lena Lunsford reported her daughter Aliayah missing. She explains the last time she saw the girl.
LENA: This morning, real early, I went in and checked on her because she's been sick with the flu.
911: That was the last time you saw her, was at 6:30 this morning?

MUGSHOT MANIA! JABBA'S NOT A FAN OF JAIL FOOD

'THE CHARACTER actor best known for his roles as Jabba the Hut in the first three Star Wars movies (depends on how you're counting) has fallen on hard times and is now a prisoner's rights advocate. Complaint number one: the food.

DISLIKE: BENITO APOLINAR BEAT WIFE OVER FACEBOOK

A BONKERS husband beat up his wife because she did not like his Facebook status, cops say. 
Benito Apolinar, 36, allegedly pulled his wife Dolores, out of her Carlsbad TX home, by her hair and punched her in the cheek, when she refused to acknowledge his status update, paying tribute to his dead mom. 
According to the police complaint, Benito Apolinar posted a comment on his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother's passing.

COPS: LISA IRWIN'S PARENTS 'REFUSING TO COOPERATE'

GONE
VANISHED
THE PARENTS of little Lisa Irwin, who was snatched from her crib are refusing to cooperate with detectives, cops revealed last night.
Cops are still desperately trying to find the 10-month-old who was whisked away from her home on Monday night, by a mystery kidnapper. But Kansas City police spokesman Steve Young said Thursday night that Deborah Bradley and Jeremy Irwin have decided to stop talking to detectives.
He said: "They clearly dont want to participate. Tonight, they decided to stop talking to detectives, and I don't have to illustrate how that

'ANGRY' GRANNY THREW ANGELYN OGDOC SIX STORYS

CALM
TRAGIC
A TWISTED granny calmly threw her granddaughter off a six story bridge because she was furious that her daughter had got pregnant out of wedlock, a jury decided yesterday. As we reported here, Carmela Dela Rosa  was shopping with her daughter Mary Ogdoc and two-year-old granddaughter Angelyn when she picked up the toddler and tossed her off the pedestrian walkway in the busy Fairfax, VA mall. Her anguished daughter Mary Ogdoc could only watch on in horror as the screaming toddler fell more than 45ft. She told cops at the time that she turned

THIEVES TURN IN KRAIG STOCKARD'S CHILD PORN STASH

BUSTED
IN what cops are describing as "the lesser of two evils" two thieves have turned in a pedophile after they stole his child porn stash thinking it was blank CD's. Dumb Kraig Stockard even reported that the 50 or so CD-R's had been stolen from his home. 
The juvenile and a 19-year-old had pinched them in the hope of burning music onto them, but when they put them into their computer they found that more than 30 of them contained child porn. 
Deputy Tom McKenzie of the Merced County Sheriff's Department told Fox 40: "A family member convinced the two suspects to come forward, they contacted law enforcement." 
He added that he was surprised that Stockard had reported them missing in the first place.