TEEN MOM STAR JENNELLE EVANS AVOIDS JAIL

CELEB JUSTICE

BRAWLER

IDIOT Teen Mom 2 star Jennelle Evans got a nice dollop of celebrity justice when she was handed a 30 day suspended sentence for viciously beating another girl in a street fight. 
The dumb reality star was caught on camera brawling  with another girl, Brittany Truett, near her North Carolina home. 
But astonishingly she was not charged with assault, but affray, as was her fellow combatant, so the judge gave them both the suspended sentence and fined $100 for their parts in the fight.
After the verdict she arrogantly tweeted: "F*** yes!!!!! I WINNNNNNN."

COCK SPENCER DANGER CULLEN STOLE FOR NEW PENIS

COCK

SHE really is a cock.
Spencer Danger is my middle name Cullen,  got caught stealing from the Walmart where she works in the hope of funding a full sex change of operation.
Lets just say, it'll be a while before she has one if she relies on her criminal abilities to pay for it.
Together with pal Adriano Valdes Altiveros III, who just wanted a car with his share,  the wannabe male planned her heist at the Prescott, AZ for days. 
But their plan was far from ingenious.

Lieutenant Andy Reinhardt told The Daily Courier: "Through investigation and surveillance video, detectives determined that a key was used to enter a locked cash office where $45,000 in cash had been removed.

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MISTAKEN FOR ARMED THIEF

'ROBBER'

HE'S probably got one of the World's most recognizable faces, but when he walked into a Sydney Jewelry store a worked thought Leonardo DiCaprio was about to rob the place. 
Trying to blend in with a hoodie, baseball cap and dark glasses as one of his minders walked up to the door and started to keep watch, as he strolled in to buy a present for his mom.
Family Jewels shop owner Kane Kelfkens told The Sydney Daily Telegraph that his sales assistant Linda and a customer in the shop at the time feared the worst.
He said: "Linda was working on her own and I was next door grabbing a coffee.  When the two big bodyguards approached, the customer sees what's happening and says: 'This doesn't look good.'"

ASHLEY JESSUP RAPED BABY SON FOR NEW LOVER

TWISTED

A TWISTED mom taped herself raping her 10-month-old son and then sent the video to her boyfriend, cops say.
Ashley Jessup, 24, allegedly performed the sickening abuse in her Dublin, OH home and then forwarded it on to her boyfriend in Michigan.
She was caught after the man's ex-girlfriend found it, just a day after it was sent.
Cops are still deciding whether to press charges against him.
Jessup meanwhile has been charged with felony counts of rape, endangering children and pandering sexually oriented matter involving a minor.
When a judge ordered Jessup's bail set at $1 million, bystanders in the Ohio courtroom promptly burst out in applause.
The baby's father, Johnathon Vasquez, is already in court hoping to take custody of the boy, who according to WCMH is currently in the care of his grandparents.