Friday, June 14, 2013

PRISON CHOW FOR DUMB DINER ANTHONY MALABEHAR

DUMB
A DOUCHEBAG diner who repeatedly refused to pay for his meals, will have to make do with prison chow for the next three years.
Proving that there is no such thing as a free lunch, Greedy Anthony Malabehar, 47, made a habit of ordering food in restaurants and then refusing to pay.
Last month he ran up a $70 bill at the Alamo Steak house in Mattoon, IL, enjoying drinks, an appetiser and an entree.
But when it came to paying, he told bemused staff he didn't have the cash and according to the Journal Gazette & Times Courier he just sat there and waited for cops to arrive.
"He just sat there like he didn't have a care in the World," one witness revealed.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

'I KILLED 30 GUYS' JOSE MARTINEZ CAUGHT BY CIG BUTT

"KILLER"
THE DNA from a cigarette butt found in a soda can has helped cops to solve a brutal seven-year-old murder and led the killer to confess to at least 30 other killings.
Detectives had drawn a blank on the brutal slayings of Javier Huerta, 20, and Gustavo Olivares-Rivas, 28, who were found bound with zip ties and shot multiple times inside a black Nissan Titan truck near Orlando.
But inside they found the can with the butt inside which they sent away for testing.
Astonishingly it led them to Jose Martinez, 50, who was already in custody for another homicide when the evidence came through.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

MUGSHOT MANIA: 'I'LL GIVE YOU A SLAP, COPPER'

She ain't talkin'. Not to you or any other copper. Got it flatfoot? And I ain't tellin' ya where the loot is.

WHITEY BULGER TRIAL: 'I'M NO STOOL PIGEON'

Whitey Bulger has always denied he was a stool pigeon despite the fact the FBI has a boatload of files revealing that the Boston crime kingpin was indeed, a rat.
In an interview with NBC NEWS former G-Man Robert Fitzpatrick said that's always been the tune the mob canary has whistled.
Fitzpatrick told NBC: “When I interviewed him, he said he was not an informant and I found that odd because my whole reason for going out there was to assess him as an informant.  The worst thing for an Irish guy in Boston is to be a tout, [informant]. He said he would never testify.”

BLACK WIDOW MELISSA ANN SHEPARD JAILED

BLACK WIDOW
A BLACK widow who served time for killing her first husband and who's second died in
"mysterious circumstances" is back behind bars after trying to poison hubby number three. 
"People who have contact with this lady should be careful," the judge said about Melissa Ann Shepard, 78, after she admitted to administering a noxious substance to her new husband Fred Weeks, 75. 
The pair had been married for just a few days, when the geriatric groom fell ill at a Bed and Breakfast in Cape Breton, N.S, last September. 

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

JACKO PROMOTER KNEW DOCS WERE 'SHOOTING HIM UP'

"SHOOTING HIM UP"
MICHAEL Jackson's concert promoter knew his doctors were "shooting him up with something" lawyers for his family claimed yesterday and they have the e-mail to prove it.
Handing the bombshell memo to AEG Live supremo, Randy Phillips, who was handling the King of Pop's final shows, they made him read his own words about the concerns he had for the star.
Written just two days before the star's death, he mentioned concerns about the powerful medication being administered by Jacko's long time pal, Dr Arnie Klein.
"He scares us to death," he wrote, less than 48 hours before Jacko died from a lethal anesthesia overdose, administered by another doctor, Conrad Murray.

ANDREW MAYNARD SLAUGHTERED 'POSSESSED' DOG

A twisted Illinois teen who thought his dad's Shetland sheepdog was possessed butchered the doomed canine and left it to die. Cops say Andrew J. Maynard, 18, now faces animal cruelty charges in the death of Frisky, who was ritually killed in Audubon park. Maynard had told his dad he was taking the poor pooch for a walk but when they arrived at the park, the dog was killed and left to die.
“He thought the dog was possessed,” Assistant State’s Attorney Oscar Garcia told the Chicago Sun-Times, adding that Maynard's dog noticed the dog was missing..
Maynard told cops he hammered a pot pourri of drugs that put him in "a bad state of mind." Gives one paws.

ERIN BROCKOVICH'S SHOCKING, BOOZY MUGSHOT

OK, so sometimes art doesn't imitate life. Example A: Feel good movie Erin Brockovich, starring Julia Roberts as a brassy, bosomy environmental crusader ends in a victory for the good guys. Our heroine, as stunning as ever. Of course, that happened in real life too but it appears the REAL Erin Brockovich has developed a bit of a boozing problem if her mugshot is any indication. Just in case you didn't know, that's the real thing on the right. Brockovich was busted for taking a boozy boat ride near Las Vegas. Cops say she was boasting twice the legal limit. Party on Erin Brockovich, party on.

JEFFREY WEISHEIT FACES DEATH FOR FATAL KID FIRE

MURDERED
DEATH?
THE DEATH penalty awaits for Jeffrey Weisheit if he's convicted of starting the fire at his fiance's house, which killed her two children.
Cops say the 37-year-old was supposed looking after Alyssa Lynch, eight, and her five-year-old brother Caleb while their mom and the woman he was supposed to marry, Lisa was at work.
She told them they'd planned for him to drop the kids off at her parents house, before he went on to his job.
But the youngsters never made it - both of them passing away in the ferocious blaze that raged through their Evanville, IN home.
The flames were so intense that it took cadaver dogs several hours to locate the children's charred bodies, the Courier Press reports.

Monday, June 10, 2013

DYING NIGHT STALKER RAMIREZ TURNED GREEN

What secrets did notorious serial killer Richard Ramirez --AKA The Night Stalker-- take to the grave? Detectives have never completely closed the book on the maniac even though he's been on death row at San Quentin since 1989.
Ramirez, 53, died Friday morning of liver failure but when his body was found, his skin was a fluorescent green, the New York Post reports. Ramirez was the sinister conductor of an orchestra of bloodshed and mayhem that terrorized southern California in the 1980s. And there is another mystery to be solved: Why was his skin green? The day before, the Satan-loving madman had a shocking green hue to his skin, a source told The Post.

SANDY HOOK CON ARTIST NOUEL ALBA 'GUILTY'

SHAMELESS
POZNER
A CALLOUS con artist who
pocketed all the cash she claimed to be raising for one of the Sandy Hook school shooting victims, pled guilty Thursday.
Shameless huckster Nouel Alba, 37, set up a Facebook page claiming to the aunt of six-year-old Noah Pozner, within hours of the horrific killing spree.
He was one of the 20 children to die in the attack by nutjob Adam Lanza, who also killed six adults in elementary school, before turning the gun on himself.

MUGSHOT MANIA: PhD. ASKS THE BIG QUESTIONS

This young philosophy major puts his money where his mouth is attempting to answer one of life's most eternal questions: What the Fuck? Next stop, Stanford.

PORN QUEEN VALERIE DODDS 'STRIPPED FOR REVENGE'

"ALL THINGS IN CHRIST"
A TEEN porn queen who stripped and masturbated on her old Catholic high school's football field, told cops she "did it for revenge."
Valerie Dodds, 19, claims teachers and pupils mocked her ambition of going into the adult entertainment industry.
So last week she went back to the uber conservative Pius X school in Lincoln, Nebraska to perform her raunchy show.
Dodd's, who performs under the name "Val Midwest"
was filmed dangling her body in front of the school's motto "Restore All Things in Christ" and masturbating on the football field during the late night shoot on May 13.
She told KETV that she had started a nude photo business a few months ago, but some of the kids had criticised it, labelling her "a slut."

FART LED DEBORAH ANN BURNS TO STAB BOYFRIEND

EXPLOSIVE
A LITTLE gas provoked a huge explosion from Deborah Ann Burns who told cops that she stabbed her boyfriend because he "farted in her face."
The 37-year-old said she was watching TV in Immokalee, FL home, when her boyfriend Willie Butler "purposely" passed wind on her.
Cops told the Naples News, she then, "confronted him him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up."
The fight then allegedly moved to the kitchen.
When officers arrived they found Butler in front of his house with cuts to his abdomen and his arms.
He told them that she had grabbed a kitchen knife and chucked it at him, hitting him in the stomach and he'd left the house.

COPS: ERIN BROKOVITCH DRUNK-BOATING ON THE LAKE

DRUNK
CELEBRITY lawyer Erin Brokovitch's failure to dock, could land her in the dock after she was busted for being drunk while in charge of her boat.
The legal clerk and environmental activist, who Julia Roberts won an Oscar for portraying in the movie about her battle with Pacific Gas and Electric was not in a good way when a game warden spotted her.
Edwin W. Lyngar, a spokesman with the Nevada Wildlife Department she was slurring her words and acting in an intoxicated manner as she struggled with the craft on Lake Mead, just outside Boulder City.
He added that she tested above the legal limit of .08 blood alcohol content and was held in the Clark County Detention Center before bailing out.

Friday, June 7, 2013

MUGSHOT MANIA: MARTY FELDMAN ALIVE AND WELL

One of the world's great mysteries has finally been unraveled: Famed Brit comedian really DIDN'T die of a heart attack while filming Yellowbeard in Mexico in 1982. He's been in Texas all along.

DEADBEAT DAD ORLANDO SHAW HAS 22 KIDS; 14 WOMEN

"CAN'T KNOCK A MAN FOR LOVING WOMEN"
Few play the game jewels in the crown better than America's biggest deadbeat dad, Orlando "You Turn Me on Baby" Shaw. The walking, talking sperm bank has a staggering 22 children by 14 different women and has now been dragged into a Tennessee court for unpaid child support. What? You have to pay, care and nurture them? Damn straight my ejaculating friend. The 33-year-old even said he'd lost count of how many kids he has and by how many mothers. Taking a guess, the condom-hating horndog thought "roughly" 18 kids with 17 women.

ARIEL CASTRO VICTIMS: $800,000 DONATED SO FAR

$800,000
GENEROUS donors have given more than $800,000 to the victims of the Cleveland horror house, who were allegedly subjected to a decade of sexual terror by Ariel Castro.
Horrified at the abuse Amanda Berry, Gina De Jesus and Michelle Knight are said to have suffered, people from all over the World have sent in cash to help them readjust to day to day life. 
Cops say, Castro, snatched the women, all of whom were in their late teens and early 20s from the streets near his rundown home. 
Chaining them in his basement, he allegedly used them as his personal sex slaves, beating them if they refused to comply to his wicked demands. 
His first victim, Michelle Knight,  told officers that he not only beat and starved her, but also forced her into five miscarriages.

OHIO FAMILY TRIED TO HACK OFF LOVE RIVAL'S FINGERS

Shena Moore
HEARTACHE
Gerald Moore
FAT GERRY
A spurned young woman, her obese dad and her chess-playing boyfriend lured a love rival to the family trailer home and then tried to cut off her fingers with pruning shears.
Cops say Shena Moore, 24, invited the victim --and artist-- to the home in Mason, Ohio after learning her boyfriend, John "Game, Set, Match" Gulley, 31, had been sexting the woman. The artist, 27, agreed to discuss the pair's falling out on May 5.
When got there, Moore's father, 450-lb. Gerald "Fat Gerry" Moore Jr., 49, hit the victim with his cane while Shena began punching her. The twisted trio then pinned the terrified woman to the ground and

VIDEO: FLORIDA TALENT SHOW MOMS IN BITTER BRAWL


Two Florida moms showed their kids the true meaning of sportsmanship and competition -- they hit smashed, hit and choked each other at a talent show. And it was the maniacal moms who stole the show. A video [above] shows the gruesome twosome slugging it out. The good news was that the hundreds of kids present at Lakeview Elementary School thought it was funny.

MOM CHERYL TCHIDA: OK'D DWARF DAUGHTER'S RAPE

WORST
A TWISTED mom who allowed her mentally ill daughter to be prostituted, raped and impregnated had the nerve to ask about regaining custody.
"That would be the worst thing that could happen," a judge told Cheryl Tchida after listening to what  her teenage daughter with the mental capacity of a five-year-old, who also suffers from dwarfism had been through .
It emerged that Tchida thought it would be fine to leave 19-year-old, who has an IQ of just 45, at a St Paul, Minn, motel with a 17-year-old "friend" who she'd met days earlier at a fast food restaurant.
It was the start of a nightmare for the unsupervised youngster who can't even tell time, read or care for herself.
Along with her "friend" were five other men, including the boys uncle,

Thursday, June 6, 2013

MUGSHOT MANIA: SHE THEN SANG SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Everyone was moved to tears by this talented bad girl's heartfelt rendition of Send in the Clowns. But as she was locked away in the county jail, like Judy Collins, she found they were already there.

CLAY WALLER: I MURDERED MY WIFE JACQUE WALLER

Clay Waller is set to confess he brutally murdered his estranged wife Jacque Waller, his lawyer has said. The mom of triplets went missing two years ago -- the day the pair met with a divorce lawyer. Cape Girardeau public defender Christopher Davis told The Associated Press that her husband Clay will admit he murdered

'POLITE BANDIT' ROBERT RAYMOND BUSTED

'GOOD MANNERS'
HE CALLED himself the "Polite Bandit" but he'll need a lot more than good manners where he's likely to end up.
Cops say 67-year-old Robert Raymond walked into the First Niagara Bank in Hamden, Conn and handed the teller a note.
"This is what I want you to do," it read, referencing a bank robbery.
It went on to say that he had a controlled bomb which could be activated by a cell phone in his pocket, which he would detonate if the teller activated the alarms.
"Please give me all the money you can," he continued, signed, "the polite bandit."
The teller handed him the cash there was a dye pack in it, which would explode the moment it was opened, covering him in paint.

CALL OF DUTY STATUE PROVOKES LAPD STAND OFF

STORMING
STATUE
ARRIVING at scene they spotted the camouflaged man holding an assault rifle and immediately put the place in lockdown.
Gearing up they pulled out their weapons and stormed the building, surrounding the man and demanding the he put down his gun.

NAKED PROPOSAL SHOCK! THOMAS EDWARDS TASERED

SHOCKING
SHOCKING might be the best way to describe Thomas Edwards' attempted marriage proposal.
Because the naked 22-year-old ended up being tasered by cops after arriving at the wrong house in the middle of the night and terrifying the actual home owners.
Edwards told cops his girlfriend had instructed him to ask for her hand in the buff.
So at around 3:30am he arrived at what he thought was her Orlando, FL, home and began to take his clothes off.
Needless to say the actual homeowner was somewhat perturbed and immediately called the cops.
"Can you see what he's doing now," the dispatcher asks at one point.
"Er he's kind of walking around and taking his pants off," the confused caller reveals.
The Orlando Sentinel have the full call here. 
When officers arrived they found Edwards, who told them his name was Zim, and they told him to get dressed.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

PAROLE FOR YOUNGEST CHARLES MANSON MURDERER?

RELEASE?
CULT
THE YOUNGEST Charles Manson follower to take part in his ritualistic group killings is up for parole again today.
Leslie Van Houten was just 19-years-old when like so many others she fell under the spell of the evil cult killer.
She did not take part in the famous killings of director Roman Polanski's wife, Sharon Tate, celebrity hairdresser Jay Sebring, coffee heiress Abigail Folger, filmmaker Voityck Frykowksi and Steven Parent, a friend of the Tate estate's caretaker.
But in their second slaying of wealthy grocer Leno and Rosemary LaBianca, she admitted to stabbing Rosemary's body after she was dead.  

TWISTED TYRONE BROWN PEED ON ER PATIENT

HARLEM HOSPITAL
A TWISTED pervert sexually assaulted and peed on a woman after she fell asleep in a hospital emergency room, cops say.
Deranged Tyrone Brown's 45-year-old victim, who we are not naming because of the crime's sexual nature, had dozed off because of the strong painkillers, which doctors had given her for a foot injury.
The victim's niece told the Daily News: "She woke up and he was over her rubbing his penis on her mouth."
When she jumped up to get away he began to urinate on her.
"She felt a hot splash," the niece added.

WHITEY BULGER: LAST BIG MOB TRIAL IN AMERICA


 It will likely be the last great mob trial in America. Why? Because none of the big guns are left. Gotti? Gone. Gigante? Gone. The remainders are mere pikers. This is something special. As jury selection gets underway for the massive James 'Whitey' Bulger trial in Boston, legal experts say that the master criminal's defence team will be looking for people with street smarts, a disdain for authority and God-willing, reside in his home base of South Boston.  The prosecution, on the other hand, will

PORN KING MR MARCUS JAILED FOR SPREADING STD

"DISTRESSED"
JAIL
A PORN Hall of Famer who carried on making movies despite knowing he had syphilis has been jailed for 30-days.
Mr Marcus - who's real name is Jesse Spencer - infected at least two more actors, including Heather DeAngelo who appeared in videos under the name Lylith LaVey.
She is now suing him for emotional distress.
The LA City Attorney's office said he got a penicillin shot on July 13, last year, after testing positive for syphilis.
But when he again tested positive eight days later, rather than come clean, he altered the photocopy of his mandatory medical test, that all porn actors are required to take.
Showing producers the doctored documents, he went on to make two more videos. It forced the industry to shut down for just over a month while all the other performers got tested.

CHEERLEADER PIMP MONTIA MARIE PARKER'S SEX PLOT

GIVE ME AN H! GIVE ME AN O! A Minneapolis cheerleader is accused of prostituting a younger student and creating a raunchy online ad to rake in some extra cash. Montia Marie Parker, 18, faces charges of sex trafficking and promoting prostitution. A senior at Hopkins
 High School, plotting Parker set up a Backpage.com ad for a 16-year-old girl and even drove the teen to an apartment where she performed oral sex on a man for $60-- then pocketed the dough. The girl's mom alerted cops after reading raunchy text messages between

DRIVER ALLISON GIUVA TEXTED PAL: 'AH SO DRUNK'

Party girl/pisstank Allison Giuva decided she'd let the world know via text she was getting behind the wheel totally sloshed. The 20-year-old Norton, Mass. woman texted a friend to let her know she was like, TOTALLY hammered, early Saturday morning.
She wrote: "Ah so drunk gonna go home to sleep by myself because I love and only want to stay with you." Minutes later she smashed into another car and injured two people inside. Young Allison She has pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence and driving to endanger. Britney Shea noticed the underage booze driving on the wrong side of the road when the

MUGSHOT MANIA: PASSION OF THE CHRIST II FILMING

Auteur/hellraiser Mel Gibson has gone outside the box in his casting choice for the sequel to Passion of the Christ. He has selected an unknown to star in Passion of the Christ II. Out this Christmas.

BOY, 10, NABS THIEVES GUN AND MAKES 'EM RUN


THIS is the moment a quick thinking 10-year-old foiled two armed robbers by firing their own gun after one of them dropped it, cops say.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

TEACHER KELLY ANN GARCIA DRIVEN BY LESBIAN LUST

Cops in Texas say English teacher Kelly Ann Garcia took mentoring a 16-year-old female student to brand new hormone-pumped heights. The 29-year-old brunette beauty who taught at Houston's Hastings High School would allegedly meet the girl after school after class.  Cops say that on March 21, the Sappho-seeking teacher detailed a sexually-charged

NAZI HEATH CAMPBELL WANTS SON 'ADOLF HITLER' BACK

Nutsy Nazi Heath Campbell walked into a New Jersey courthouse dressed like he was going to the Reichstag: Dressed head-to-toe in full Third reich regalia. Kooky Campbell was in court to try and get visitation rights for his four children, including his first son who named 'Adolf Hitler' after the bloodthirsty German dictator. But the Teutonic troublemaker insists he loves his children -- who were taken away from him.

LAUREN SPIERER'S FAMILY FURIOUS AT DRUG CLAIM

Desperate search: Lauren Spierer, 20, has been missing for two years with very few leads into what happened to the 20-year-old Indiana studentLauren Spierer went missing after a night of heavy partying at Indiana University in 2011. She has not been seen since. Detectives have been vexed by the cone of silence that has hovered over her friends since the incident in Bloomington, Indiana. 
Now, the pretty blonde co-ed's reputation is being dragged through the mud by the parents of her boyfriend --who has largely been uncooperative with police. The parents of Jesse Wolff are now claiming that Lauren was a drug user. And her parents are furious.
Robert and Charlene Spierer told the Indianapolis Star they were "appalled" at the cold-hearted claims. They said: "We are appalled that the Wolffs have defamed our daughter knowing that Lauren

Monday, June 3, 2013

BOSTON GANG BOSS WHITEY BULGER GOES TO TRIAL

Whitey Bulger is the last of America's old school gangsters and sometime this week he will go on trial for a litany of crimes -- including 19 murders. The man who owned Boston for decades --and inspired Jack Nicholson's crazed mob boss in The Departed -- was finally run to ground after years on the run with his mob moll in 2011.
Now 83, the crime lord's platinum hair is gone and the remnants of his feared Winter Hill Gang are dead, in prison  or if they're lucky, scattered to the wind. Can the old crook pull another miracle?

"He's a survivor. He's had a very long shelf life in a profession where that is not typical," said Dick Lehr, who wrote Bulger's biography Whitey: The Life of America's Most Notorious Mob Boss "The many faces of Whitey make him intriguing," Lehr added.

MUGSHOT MANIA: I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

Like the old Bobby Fuller Four hit, this perp apparently decided that he too, would fight the law. And like the '60s rabble-rouser, the law seems to have won this time too.