Thursday, June 30, 2011

RICHARD MORRIS, WIFE GAVE TEEN SEX SLAVE HIV: COPS

THEY SEARCHED for nearly a year. She was a 15-year-old runaway. Her Cleveland, Ohio family hadn't given up hope but it was fading. Then, earlier this month the teen escaped from a public housing apartment in Cleveland and told a horrifying tale.
A neighbor said: "She ran out of the house, frantic, bleeding everywhere, she had just regained

EVIL DAD CARLOS RICO DUMPS SON ON HIGHWAY

LEFT FOR DEAD
A DASTARDLY dad dumped his four-year-old son at the side of a West Texas highway, leaving him to fend for himself at the side of the dangerously busy road.
Carlos Rico "threw the boy out of the car like a bag of garbage," said Sweetwater Police Chief Jim Kelley, because God had told him to choke him and expel him form the car, adding there were was bruising on the boy's throat.    
The shocked officer continued: "I've seen a lot of bad things. This is absolutely a first. I've never seen a 4-year-old angel left on the side of the road for dead. He's such a sweet little boy."
Luckily Angel Flores was picked up about three hours later by the local high school basketball coach, Al Hunt, who initially thought he was looking at a guardrail post until it moved.

CREEPY ANTHONY SOWELL KEPT HEADLESS BODY: VICTIM

CREEPY TONY
CREEPY Anthony Sowell kept the bloody decapitated corpse of one of his victims in his apartment, a court heard yesterday.
Vanessa Gay told the court that the accused serial killer dubbed "creepy Tony" had invited her round to his apartment to "celebrate his birthday" by drinking and smoking crack cocaine.
But almost immediately after she walked in she got a bad feeling.
She said: "If you've ever seen Silence of the Lambs the eeriness, it was that atmosphere, but it was too late to turn back. It was just dark and gloomy, you could feel the gloom." 
But almost as soon as he took a hit from the crack pipe, Sowell turned into a monster, forcing himself on her and raping her repeatedly throughout the night.
She explained: "He told me nobody would hear me, nobody would hear me scream, nobody would hear me scream."

LI PHARMACY FIEND DAVID LAFFER FORMALLY INDICTED

NOT LAFF-ING NOW
THE man accused of executing four innocent people in a Long Island pharmacy robbery has been formally indicted by a grand jury. Dope Fiend David Laffer, allegedly held up the store and then lined up his victims, before cold bloodedly blasting a bullet into the heads of store workers Raymond Ferguson, 45, and Jennifer Mejia, 17,  and customers Bryon Sheffield, 71, and Jamie Taccetta, 33.
Hours after his arrest the 33-year-old was picked out of a lineup by victim Jamie Taccetta's fiancĂ©, James Manzella -- who had been waiting for her outside the drug store and saw the assassin.
"It was definitely him," Manzella said, according to a police source.
The specific charges in the indictment remained sealed until a date can be

DEFENCE RESTS: CASEY ANTHONY DOESN'T TESTIFY

SUICIDAL
 UPDATE: The defense for Casey Anthony rested yesterday without calling Florida's best known Party Mom to testify. Asked by Orange County Chief Judge Belvin Perry Jr. if she was cool with it, she said: "Yes sir." Now, jurors will hear rebuttal witnesses.
Earlier, George Anthony's mistress Krystal Holloway told the court that Caylee Anthony's death was: "an accident that snowballed out of control. "an accident that snowballed out of control."
"I was in shock. By the time I looked up, his eyes were filled with tears. I didn't elaborate. I didn't ask anything further." MORE FROM CNN
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 EARLIER: Casey Anthony's distraught father George, tried to kill himself so he could "go and be with Caylee" the court heard

AARON 'VERA' MORALES' SEX CHANGE CAN'T FOOL COPS

FOXY LADY
THE lengths some people go to, to avoid arrest. Aaron "Vera" Morales took extreme measure and then some, by having sex change Federal prosecutors in Mexico allege. According to country's The Attorney General's Office he "had plastic surgery in an effort to evade justice, to change his identity from a man to a woman." And along with his new look, the 33-year-old, who has been charged with defrauding a government health agency on a sound system contract, had brand new documents to go with his brand new look.
Mexico City law allows people to legally change gender identity, and Vera Morales does not face any false ID charges.
Officials could not say whether the man had surgery to alter his gender or simply to alter his appearance.
And we wouldn't want to be the officer given the task of finding out either.

SERIAL RAPE BEAST PAUL DINWIDDIE GETS LIFE

BEAST
A SERIAL rapist who stalked, ambushed and raped at least six women, terrorizing Tennessee with a string of attacks over more than a decade attacks will spend the rest of his life behind bars. Paul Dinwiddie, lay in wait for his victims in their homes before striking and subjected them to depraved sexual attacks.
The 50-year-old, who was already serving a 45-year-prison sentence on a 2009 rape conviction will now have his sentence extended to 70-years for six more rapes and will now die in jail.
Some of his is victims, known of whom knew the serial sex beast agreed to be named on WBIR and told the station they were delighted with the sentence.
Jessica Teal, who was raped by Dinwiddie in July 2001 after he ambushed her in her home said: "I could not help but start clapping.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

LINDSAY LOHAN ENDS HOUSE ARREST! P.A.R.T.Y!



LET the celebrations begin! Former actress Lindsay Lohan, 57, is ready to rock and roll again. Her slap on the wrist house arrest finally ended Wednesday.
The onetime movie star breached her probation 17,477 times.
MORE FROM US WEEKLY

KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS CASEY ANTHONY IS 'GUILTY'

THIS WILL MAKE ME A STAR
 KIM KARDASHIAN has sensationally declared that accused kid killer Casey Anthony is "Guilty." The reality TV star, famous for...well... being peed on, took to Twitter yesterday and incredulously asked her gazillion fans (why?): 'Who is into this Casey Anthony case? So many theories & stories!
'This is a mess! Who do u believe? Who is lying here?'
She added: 'What crazy testimony today! Casey's mom says one thing & her son says the opposite! Someone is lying here!'
 Then, newly-engaged Kardashian, added her own theories: 'I believe Casey is guilty but there's so many conflicting stories raising so much

JENNIFER ANISTON, ANNE HATHAWAY ROBBERY HORROR

JENNIFER ANISTON, Anne Hathaway and Liv Tyler were among a string of celebrity clients ripped off by the owner of a swanky Beverly Hills beauty salon. The owner of the upmarket Chez Gabriela Studio,  Maria Gabriella Perez (aka. Maria Gabriela Hashemipour) admitted to running up hundreds of thousands of dollars in fraudulent credit card charges of her celebrity clients. She was caught after running up approximately $68,000 in unauthorized charges on a credit card belonging to high-end jewelry designer Loree Rodkin, who later identified Jennifer Aniston, Liv Tyler, Melanie Griffith, Cher, Anne Hathaway and Scott Speedman as also being taken in by the

DARRY'EL PARKER, 4, AND WITNESS MOM MURDERED

INNOCENT
AN INNOCENT four-year old has been found brutally murdered along with her mom who was supposed to testify in an upcoming trial, cops say.
Tiny Darry'el Amani Parker was found near her mother Alicia Lee Avery, who was pregnant with a second child in Baltimore's Welcome Inn motel, where the pair had been living as she awaited her time to give evidence.
Her sister Deniesha Avery called the death tragic and told WBAL TV that she last saw her sister Thursday and hinted that pressure may have been put on the 25-year-old to withdraw her evidence, as she received all sorts of calls from a man during

BABYSITTER JENNIFER CHAPMAN SOLD BOY FOR METH

EVIL
TWISTED
A THREE-year-old boy is fighting for his life after his babysitter 'sold'' him to two men who raped and tortured him, so she could get her hands on drugs, cops say. Evil Jennifer Chapman was supposed to be looking after me toddler, but instead she handed him over to the twisted pedophiles who forced him to drink bleach and hung him from the ceiling with a dog collar.
The poor child's face, eyes and throat were all covered in chemical burns and part of his skull torn off during the horrific assault, by the two men who cops are still looking for. Worse still, when the boy's mother Leana Lauck returned to her Oklahoma City, OK, home and found the

CASEY ANTHONY'S BROTHER 'GROPED HER'

GROPED?
CASEY Anthony's brother Lee tried to 'feel her up' and groped her while she slept, her former fiance told the court yesterday.
Jesse Grund, who was formerly engaged to the one time party mom testified that she also wanted to keep her daughter Caylee away from her uncle. He added that during their time together Lee Anthony was "standoffish" and "sullen" around him.
Asked about the incestuous situation Grund said: "She told me that at one point in recent years that she woke up one night with Lee standing up over her."

HOLLY BOBO, LAUREN SPIERER: CHILLING SIMILARITIES

TWO STUDENTS. Two blondes. Both petite. Both 20-years-old. Two young women in the prime of their lives. Two victims? The disappearance of Indiana University student Lauren Spierer on June 3 has chilling similarities to the mysterious April kidnapping of Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo. They look eerily the same and it is raising frightening questions.
Lauren's mom Charlene said: "I can't even tell you what it's like to get that phone call that your daughter is missing." Holly's mom

DNA USED TO CONVICT AMANDA KNOX 'UNRELIABLE'

AN EXPLOSIVE revelation has come out of Amanda 'Foxy Knoxy' Knox's appeal in Italy: the DNA evidence used to convict her was "unreliable" and likely contaminated, an Italian newspaper reported Wednesday. The leaked review will likely be made public Thursday.
The report was ordered by the judge hearing Knox's appeal. The 23-year-old Seattle native was convicted along with two men in the sickening slaying of her roommate, pretty Brit student Meredith Kercher. It was believed the murder was the result of a drug-fuelled sex game gone awry.
According to the paper: The original case was told Knox's DNA was found on the knife believed to be the murder weapon and traces of Kercher's DNA was found on the blade.

PA. COP KILLER RICHARD POPLAWSKI GETS DEATH

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AMERICA will take vengeance against a Pittsburgh killer who murdered three cops in 2009. Richard Poplawski, 24, was sentenced to die Tuesday for the murders of officers Paul Sciullo II, 36, Stephen Mayhle, 29, and Eric Kelly, 41, on April 4, 2009.
The tragic murders were triggered when Poplawski and his mother started arguing about his puppies peeing on the floor. Things got so intense, she called 911. It took the jury just 90 minutes to render it's verdict.  During the penalty phrase, the killer's attorney trotted out the usual chestnuts: dysfunctional, unloving home life, yada, yada, yada.

NATASHA LARSON'S SAUCY CRAIGSLIST CAPER

THAT woman scorned thing? Have it in spades with Natasha 'Naughty Nat' Larson, 35, of Sarasota, Florida. Naughty Nat set up a phony Craigslist ad to send an army of horndogs to her husband's ex-wife, Tracy Wilder. Natasha wrote in the ads: "I am currently dating a decent man but he is lacking some skills in the bedroom. It's nice but I need to be thrown around a little bit and to be dominated. That is exciting for me." Sau-cy! Oh, and in case your desire is to be walked all over, Nat can do that too. She added: "I also like to take charge sometimes but I need a strong man to keep me in check." Then she went on to list Wilder's name, address and phone number.

CREEPY ANTHONY SOWELL: 'I GOT RID OF THEM'

CREEPY TONY
CREEPY Anthony Sowell's admitted to butchering 11 women in two years, telling his girlfriend "I got rid of them," a court heard yesterday. Lori Frazier, who is the niece of Cleveland's mayor Frank Jackson, claimed she didn't believe the accused killer, dubbed 'creepy Tony' by neighborhood kids, despite the foul stench coming from his apartment and often seeing him covered in blood.
The former marine who allegedly lured his victims to his apartment with the promise of drugs before killing them.
Frazier, 31, who admitted to using drugs with the so called psychopath, added that once saw Sowell digging in his backyard, before testifying that she knew Crystal Dozier, one of the women found dead in his home.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

CHRISTOPHER VAUGHN HAD CRIME SCENE STAGING MAG

REMEMBER the man the tabloids called The Family Guy Killer? That's Christopher Vaughn and believe it or not, he has not gone to trial yet for the slaughter of his wife and three children in 2007. When's the trial gonna be? Not sure. Stay posted. But yesterday it was revealed that detectives discovered a magazine article at the 36-year-old Vaughn's suburban Chicago home that was about staging crime scenes and "making the death appear to be a suicide."
It was also revealed that the night before the murders, Vaughn--a private

OLD PERVERT KEITH HOLMES, 81, PINCHED AGAIN

THERE'S no perv like an old perv. Convicted child molester Keith Holmes, 81, is back at it and looking for action with pre-teen girls. The senior sex fiend was busted on the weekend trying to lure a girl, 12, into his car in Palmdale, California.
Cops say a mom spotted the liver-spotted pedo put the moves on her daughter. He asked if she wanted a ride. She said no. The creep creeped alongside her until her brave mom chased him away.
KTLA reported: Luckily for the family - and neighborhood kids - the dirty old man obeys traffic laws and the mom was able to jot down his

TOUGH TEEN CHAZMIA MORRISON'S COURT MAKEOVER

THE TRAMP IS A LADY! One of the alleged teen masterminds of a vicious assault on a singing rival was hammered last week by a Brooklyn judge for surly attitude and trampy ensemble. How bad was it? Judge Patricia Di Mango was so infuriated by her bra baring display and tacky tattoos that she yanked 17-year-old Chazmia Morrison's sweetheart deal. But the teen did a makeover and that pleased the judge who admitted: "You look quite the lady." BROOKLYN TEENS CLEANS UP ACT

MAD MELANY ALEXANDER LEFT ROTTING MEAT IN MAIL

DO NOT piss off Melany Alexander. Melany of Brooksville, FL has stalked, harassed and bothered Jeremiah Blake and wife Jody Molter for months. According to cops, Melany: hacked into his Facebook and emails, causing him to lose $2100 when she began a smear campaign.
She also ran over the copuple's mail box, packed it full of rotting red meat, texted them to look out there window and then smashed into Molter's car. Oh, and she made an obscene gesture too.
Mad Mel also managed to slash his tires and egg his car. Same day, she ran Molter's son off the road.
Melany, of course, denies all.

LAUREN SPIERER PAL NOT TALKING TO DETECTIVES

SHHH. That's the tact being taken by a "person of interest" in the sensational Lauren Spierer missing person case. Jason 'Jay' Rosenbaum who told cops he last saw the pretty blonde walking alone and barefoot to her Bloomington, Indiana apartment on June 3 has now clammed up.
He is the last person known to have seen the 20-year-old co-ed from New York, who had spent the evening partying hard with pals. And there has also been some suggestion the petite fashion merchandising student may have been hammering cocaine, OD'd and panicked pals hid her body.
A police source said:"It's very disappointing we have this life and death investigation and this guy isn't saying a thing."
Rosenbaum, 21, along with Lauren's boyfreind. Jesse Wolff, are

STEPHANIE ROBINETTE SPRAYED BREAST MILK ON COPS

WHAT A BOOB
SHE really made a boob of herself with this one. 
Drunken Stephanie Robinette definitely wasn't on her breast behavior at the wedding, when she got hammered and started smacking her husband. 
After hitting him a few times, she ran off and locking herself in the car. 
Lord knows what the bride and groom must have made of it, but at some point someone called the cops about her rowdy behavior. 
But when deputies arrived, she allegedly screamed profanities at them, before removing her right breast from her dress and spraying them with milk.

CASEY ANTHONY IS 'MENTALLY COMPETENT'

'MENTALLY COMPETENT'
CASEY Anthony is mentally competent to stand trial tests have revealed.
The one time party mom's trial was put on hold over the weekend when secret conversations with her lawyers prompted them to ask the judge to examine her.
But according to The Orlando Sentinel, three court ordered psychologists determined that she is mentally competent, so Judge Belvin Perry ordered that the case continue yesterday.
Each was asked to look into Anthony's ability to consult with her counsel with a rational and factual understanding of the proceedings.

JAMES 'WHITEY' BULGER POSED AT OLD ALCATRAZ HOME

POSING HAPPILY
NOTORIOUS Boston mob king pin James 'Whitey' Bulger visited his former Alcatraz prison cell - just weeks after going on his 16-year-run from the FBI. 
Decked out in prison stripes he posed with his pal Theresa Stanley after touring the infamous prison where he, himself was once incarcerated from 1959 to 1963.  Speaking to the  NY Post the family friend who provided the pictures said the fugitive pair took time out from dodging the law to visit the site of Bulger's previous imprisonment almost 40 years before.
They added that the former leader of Boston's incredibly violent Winter

JURORS VISIT ANTHONY SOWELL'S HOUSE OF HORROR

CREEPY TONY
CREEPY Anthony Sowell's house, where he is accused of killing 11 woman and hiding their remains was visited by jurors before opening statements in the potentially explosive case. The alleged serial killer is thought to have lured his victims many who had a history of drug abuse  with the promise of booze or narcotics into his Cleveland, OH home.
Then, prosecutor's assert that when they were wasted, he struck, strangling or beating them to death. 
So far 11 bodies have been identified at his duplex.  
The women disappeared one by one, starting in October 2007 and ending in September 2009. It was thought that showing the jurors the Cleveland, OH home where it's believed the killings took place, would help them gain some perspective for the upcoming testimony.

JOSINAR ARAUJO BLASTS TESTICLES SHOWING OFF GUN

HE'LL think again before he decides to show off his weapon to his girlfriend - in fact he might just decide guns are a bad idea full stop. Josinar Araujo was apparently showing off his gun to his girlfriend, when it went off and blasted him right where it hurts - in the testicles.
Bridgeport, CT cops arrived on the scene and found the 24-year-old literally writhing him agony. A police insider revealed: "Of course there were a few giggles at the station and a few winces too. It must have been extremely painful.

Monday, June 27, 2011

DNA LINKS MEX YOGA MAN TO SUE MARCUM MURDER

IT WAS once again the DNA wot done it. An FBI affadavit says that DNA found on the knife investigators believe was used in the brutal slaying of American University professor Sue Marcum has been linked to a Mexican man. She was murdered last October, which initially looked like a botched burglary.
According to The Washington Post the complaint charges yoga instructor Jorge Landeros, 41, with unlawful flight.  Marcum, 52, a popular accounting professor, when she met Lan­deros about six years ago when he

SERIAL KILLER ANTHONY SOWELL FACES JUSTICE TODAY

TODAY IS THE DAY. Anthony 'Creepy Tony' Sowell goes on trial for his life in a Cleveland courtroom. Remember Creepy Tony? He is accused of raping, murdering and then dismembering 11 Cleveland women in a bloody two-year stretch between 2007 and 2009. He has pleaded guilty by reason of insanity. Well, no shit.
The prosecution's goodies all lay in the killing ground that was Sowell's backyard. In October 2009, cops found the remains of five of 11 dead women. More women have also come forward alleging that Creepy Tony attacked them. Most of the victims were women who had fallen on hard times and drifted into prostitution. While much of the news regarding Sowell have focused on his sinister deeds, little has previously been known about the man. Born in Cleveland, he joined the Marines and saw the world. After his release

CHRISTIAN CHOATE': 'A VERY SAD, DEPRESSED CHILD'

THAT SOUND you hear is one a thousand asses being covered. The murder of Christian Choate just goes from bad to worse. In a diary, he wrote how he was hungry, thristy and wanted to die.
The 13-year-old boy's body was recovered from a shallow grave in a Gary, Indiana trailer park after years of horrific abuse and being held captive in a dog cage. The details in documents released Friday are heartbreaking to say

MONDAY MUGSHOT MADNESS: DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!

IT'S MONDAY Mugshot Madness. Time to meet Levon T. Sarkisyan of Connecticut. Cops in Farmington say Levon, 27, told them he was acting on divine inspiration--read God--when he kicked in a door and tore the house up. Cheers, Levon!

JEALOUS HUBBY ATTACKS WIFE....WITH A POODLE

ATTACK DOG
AS attack weapons go he certainly chose a novel one.
A barking mad Brazilian man picked up a poodle and smashed his wife in the head with it because he suspected she was having an affair.
The 4-pound dog reportedly died while Carla de Camargo Oliveira, the wife, suffered only minor bruises.
 But astonishingly cops in Sao Paulo did not arrest him because officers deemed that the attack was not highly dangerous to the woman and he was not caught in the act.
However police did say Wednesday that they are urging prosecutors to charge him with assault and battery and cruelty to animals.

OUTLAW BILLY THE KID'S PIC SELLS FOR $2.6 MILLION

HE'S still one the World's best known outlaws more than 100 years since his violent death, but Billy The Kid remains one of the icons of the old west.
And now what is believed to the only surviving authenticated portrait of the gunfighter, who according to legend killed 21 men has sold for more than $2.3 million.
The tintype which went to private collector William Koch shows the outlaw dressed in a rumpled hat and layers of clothes, including a bulky sweater.  One hand rests on a Winchester carbine on his right side and a Colt revolver holstered on his left side.
Organizers at Brian Lebel's 22nd Annual Old West Show & Auction said the image was the most expensive piece ever sold at the event.

LI PHARMACY FIEND DAVID LAFFER ON SUICIDE WATCH

SUICIDE
LI PHARMACY fiend David Laffer is being constantly monitored, under a 24-hour suicide watch as officials are worried that he will try and take his own life before he comes to trial.
The 33-year-old is accused of lining up workers Raymond Ferguson, 45, and Jennifer Mejia, 17,  and customers Bryon Sheffield, 71, and Jamie Taccetta, 33 and executing each one with a bullet to the head.
It's thought he wanted the Hydrocodone tablets because he and his wife Melinda Brady were addicted to the painkillers.
Correction officers said Laffer, who was forced to wear an anti-suicide suit, was chatty at first but quieted down.

MEET STINKY: LUKE CHRISCO IS PORTABLE TOILET PERV

STINKY
Update. MEET stinky, also known as pervert Luke Chrisco - the man who hid in the toilets of yoga festival so he could be "blessed" by their bodily fluids. 
The disgusting 30-year-old climbed into the tank of the portable toilets of the all female Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, CO  and watched as the women relieved themselves. 
Apparently not put off by the smell or the possibility of disease he told KDVR that he even changed toilets mid way through so he could watch more women in a 'busier' one.
 He said: "I was doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy."

WOMAN BITES OFF ATTACKER'S TONGUE

THAT bites - at least for the attacker of one woman. As she left church in Gerard Michael Landon, 46 approached his victim, who is in her fifties and asked her for a hug. When she refused, he wrestled her to the ground into some bushes and tried to sexually assault her, starting by pushing his tongue into her mouth. So she reacted in a natural way, by biting down onto his tongue and taking a huge chunk of it off.
Needless to say he stopped and ran off, leaving her in the Stamford, CT alleyway.Sgt Paul Guzda told The Stamford Advocate: "It was a substantial piece of his tongue. About an inch worth."

Sunday, June 26, 2011

MYSTERY DELAY IN CASEY ANTHONY MURDER TRIAL


SATURDAY'S Casey Anthony Show was over almost as soon as it began. Judge Belvin Perry said after meeting lawyers that the day's testimony would be scratched.
Legal analyst Linda Kenney Baden said: "Obviously it's big, and obviously it's troublesome and obviously it's something that can't be disclosed." Relations between the defence and prosecution have been less than collegial with the D throwing out some fairly wild theories. Meanwhile, the prosecution has been criticized for overtrying the case (smell expert, anyone?) Party Mom Casey Anthony, of course, as even

CRIME BRIEFS: HOLLY BOBO SEARCH; LI VICTIM BURIED

Gunned down: Jaime Taccetta, seen here with her daughter Kaitlyn, was one of four slain in the Long Island pharmacy murders.* HOLLY BOBO'S MOM BEGS FOR HER RELEASE: It's been more than two months now and still no sign of pretty blonde Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo. Have the cops dropped the ball? The TBI says no but there has been NOTHING new in weeks. Yesterday, a motorcycle run in the 20-year-old's honor was held. Her heartbroken mom said: "To whoever has our daughter, I'm asking you to please do the right thing and let her come home." STILL NO SIGN OF HOLLY BOBO.
* VICTIM OF PILLHEAD DAVID LAFFER BURIED IN WEDDING DRESS: In a Long Island church Saturday hundreds sobbed for Jaime Taccetta--buried in her wedding dress. The pretty young mom, 33, was one of four victims executed in cold blood last Sunday in a Medford, New York pharmacy. The mom of

HEARTLESS KILLER WHITEY BULGER'S CHILLING SMILE

BIG COVERAGE on notorious Boston gangster James 'Whitey' Bulger. CNN offers the above backgrounder on the man who who Beantown with an iron fist leaving corpses in his wake. Bulger was finally captured last week. ALSO, a terrific column by Peter Gelzinis in the Boston Herald. We've always thought Gelzinis was one of the best city columnists in the country. Check out the prose:

HUNDREDS SEARCH FOR MISSING LAUREN SPIERER

WHERE'S Lauren Spierer? Three weeks after her bizarre disappearance after partying in Bloomington, Indiana no trace has been found of the New York native, 20. A wide variety of rumors have emerged and cops remain tight-lipped. A wide array of rumors have also emerged, including suggestions the pretty blonde OD'd after hammering cocaine all night--she does have a heart condition--and her pals panicked and hid her body. A boyfriend remembers nothing of June 3 where he partied till the week hours with Lauren.
Saturday saw hundreds of volunteers scour rural areas around the university town. It is not known if anything was found that brought detectives closer to finding the fashion marketing student.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

STINKY MAN HID IN PORTABLE TOILET AT YOGA FESTIVAL

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IF they catch him, he will forever be known as "Stinky" or possibly "Weirdo". Quite why he would want to hide in amongst the pee and feces inside a portable toilet tank is unclear but that's exactly what one man did at a Yoga festival in Boulder, CO.
A woman told police she noticed something she thought was a man moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. Then, after another man spotted the crazy intruder, seemingly covered in tarp, but when he checked he hear the door lock from the inside.
A cop said: "A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces."