JAYCEE DUGGARD KIDNAPPERS PLEAD GUILTY

THE COUPLE who snatched Jaycee Duggard off the street and held her captive for 18 years have pleaded guilty to kidnapping and sexual assault in Eldorado County, California. Creepy Phillip and Nancy Garrido will both recieve life in prison for their sickening crimes. Jaycee said through a representative that the guilty pleas came as a relief.

She said: "I'm relieved that Phillip and Nancy Garrido have finally acknowledged their guilt

THE MASSACHUSETTS POWER SAW MASSACRE

A SAW wielding maniac killed his wife and then turned the weapon on himself. Horrified cops watched as Keith Lincoln, 49, "pick up a saw, inflicting serious injury to one of his legs."
Rushing into the Plymouth, MA home they attempted to save him, but he was pronounced dead on arrival.
It was then they found another body believed to be his wife Jettie, but her body was too badly mangled to identify, and two dead dogs all carved up with the saw.

COURT KEEPS KILLER CHRISTA PIKE ON DEATH ROW

A TENNESSEE appeals court has shot down convicted killer Christa Gail Pike's efforts to have her death sentence overturned. The court ruled that Pike--at one time the youngest American woman on death row--failed to show her defence team botched the 1996 murder trial or save her from the death penalty. Pike murdered love rival Colleen Slemmer in January 1995 when she showed an interest in the curly-haired killer's 17-year-old beau, Tadaryl Shipp. They and another woman lured Slemmer to a remote spot on the campus of the University of Tennessee and sliced her hundreds of times with box cutters and a meat cleaver before finally, they bludgeoned her death with a rock.
For good measure a pentagram was carved into her chest and the macabre Pike carved a piece of Slemmer's skull as a souvenir. We've interviewed Christa

NUT KILLED WIFE OVER CABLE IN HOSP. ROOM: COPS

THE CABLE guy is going off the air if cops in New York have their way. The boob-tube loving Staten Island headcase who killed his wife for not paying for cable while he was in hospital has been formally charged. Blanche Scala, 59, was killed Nov. 27 after her husband Thomas hit her at their home. Originally he was charged with assault but now that's been upgraded to criminally negligent homicide.
Scala was pissed at his wife for not visiting him or, most particularly, paying for premium cable during his latest stay. He began tossing objects, including an ashtray that dinged her in the head. She tried to

PARIS HILTON PARAMOUR PUMMELLED IN COURT MELEE

NOOOOO. Heirhead Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were attacked outside a Van Nuys, California courthouse yesterday. The two had just testified against Nathan Lee Parada, the knife-wielding intruder who broke into her Los Angeles mansion last summer. As the dopey duo left court, they were attacked by another one of her stalkers (we know, why?) by the name of James Rainford. That's when all hell broke loose. See the video clip above or check out the New York Post's coverage.

SWEATLODGE SELF HELP GURU: 'I AM GOD'

KILLER?

SELF-help guru James Ray told participants "I am God" during the ill fated sweat lodge ceremony which killed three people, a court heard yesterday.
The best selling author of 'The Secret' and other self help books is accused of manslaughter for the deaths at his "Spiritual Warrior retreat. Prosecutor's allege he lodge, made of willow trees and branches, and covered with tarpaulins and blankets was heated to a perilously high temperature, causing the participants to suffer dehydration and heatstroke.
Amayra Hamilton who owns the Angel Valley Retreat Center where it was located claimed she heard Ray say: "I am the Alpha and the

LONG WAY DOWN: MAN SURVIVES GRAND CANYON FALL

200FT

TALK about lucky.
A 21-year-old man survived after apparently driving his car off the Grand Canyon and falling more than 200 feet.
The 21-year-old who has not been named was spotted by a park visitor early Monday and told him that he'd careered off the side of the south rim by accident.
Astonishingly, despite his car hitting a tree, he managed to get himself out and climb up the side of the ridge, where he was found, with non life threatening injuries. 
National Park Service officials say they're investigating the incident.

MAKE MINE A DOUBLE: TWO DUI'S IN ONE NIGHT

NOT SMART

MAKE mine a double. Wilbert A. Elvy clearly didn't get the message after being pulled over early Tuesday morning for drunk driving. 
The sauced 46-year-old was spotted weaving around Poughskeepie, NY streets by state troopers who quickly pulled him over.
He blew 0.14 percent 0.6 over the legal 0.8 limit and was hauled into the station. Then he was released to a sober passenger who was supposed to drive him home. 
But just twos hours later the same state troopers who picked him up the first time noticed the same SUV weaving and crossing over the streets center line and of course, they promptly stopped it. 

MORON HUMMER DRIVER MOWS DOWN DUCKLINGS

AT LEAST for a day, 19-year-old Ann Arbor, Michigan Hummer driver Dillon Pearce is the biggest dick in America. Why, you ask? Well, the big man ran over ducklings in a McDonald's parking lot. According to cops, Dillon The Dick was waiting for his order at the drive-through when a passenger got out and tried to pick up one of the fuzzy little ducklings that were walking in the parking lot with their mom.
The ducklings are regulars at the McDonald's and employees told the man to stop. Dillon, slighted, took matters into his own hands and ran over the ducklings on purpose, killing at least four of the birds.
Cops were called and the biggest prick in America was arrested.
"I think it sounds like a typical Hummer owner to me," said Catherine Wagner,