ANGRY SENIOR GIVES COPS PAWS IN KITTEN KERFUFFLE

A VIOLENT senior may have been barking up the wrong tree in a backyard battle over cats and dogs in San Diego.
Cops say the elderly man, 74, stabbed his neighbor, 64, after accusing his dog of harassing the older man's kittens. He then hit the neighbor in the face with a broomstick, came back with a knife and stabbed him in the stomach.
The injuries aren't considered life-threatening and the angry coot was taken into custody. No names. Boooooooo.