None too bright Soraya Evette Billinge was allegedly furious about her husbands hours, so she called officers at the the South West Florida International Airport in Fort Myers from her cell phone.
She allegedly told officers that she didn't want her husband working late at night because she did not like being home alone.
According to the dispatcher, Billinge became frustrated that the police could not help her with her husband's schedule, the police report said.
But when she didn't get the help she wanted, she is accused of saying: "Okay I blow up, I blow up ten planes" before hanging up.
The police report said Billinge called a second time and spoke with a sergeant, but denied making any threat.
Oddly he doesn't work for either the Port Authority or the TSA, so it turns out she'd rung the wrong people anyway.
Either way she was arrested and charged with making a threat to bomb.