OHIO BOOZER WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE

TALK about ruff justice! Just ask Ryan James Stephens, 25, of Mason, Ohio. He says a police dog started barking at him in the Cincinnati suburb. So, he does what any sensible person would do: he barks back. And now he's been charged with a misdemeanor.
According to cops, Officer Bradley Walker heard the dog barking uncontrollably while investigating a car crash early Sunday morning. He said Stephens was making barking noises and hissing at the K9 dog inside the police car. But whoa. Walker says cops are barking up the wrong tree. He said: "the dog started it" when asked why he was harassing the K-9. Oh, and cops said Stephens appeared highly intoxicated. You think?
There was no answer to calls to Stephens home. He is to appear April 21 in Mason Municipal Court.