THEY CALLED him 'The Duke'. Or Dirty Paul. Or self-love LaDuke. You get the picture. A 75-year-old suburban Chicago teacher name Paul A. LaDuke loved his students. So much so that he made a handwritten admission that for the past 10 years he masturbated in class while fantasizing about the nubile lovelies. The Duke was busted for a Veteran’s Day incident witnessed by two students at the Schaumburg Christian School. While his students were working on an assignment, LaDuke placed an apron around his waist, unbuckled his pants below his hips and began masturbating behind a podium.
LaDuke is married and has grandchildren and great-grandchildren, according to his attorney, Irving Seidler. The shyster says: "I believe he has dementia or perhaps early stages of Alzheimer’s."