KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION BRAWL EQUALS DETENTION

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THEY'LL get detention for this - police detention.
A spilled cup of punch at a kindergarten graduation ceremony, led to a sidewalk brawl which saw eight people arrested cops say.
Parents at Cleveland's Michael R. White School had been looking forward to a "joyous day" police commander Wayne Drummond revealed.
But as families gathered, a couple of teenagers got into a dispute over some spilled punch and stepped outside to continue it.
The fight quickly escalated, with people picking up sticks and at least one person arming themselves with a hammer.
City schools spokesperson, Roseann Canfora, said none of them were students at the school.  

FOLSOM PRISON BLUES: RACE RIOT AT INFAMOUS JAIL

JOHNNY Cash would not be happy. A violent riot has broken Folsom Prison which he made famous with his infamous record in which two inmates were stabbed multiple times.
More than 150 inmates smashed up the maximum security jail and guards were forced to fire a warning shot and used pepper spray to break up the fight.  
The condition of the two inmates who were stabbed was not immediately known, said Terry Thornton, a spokeswoman for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation.
Several other inmates were taken to outside hospitals, while others were treated at the prison for minor injuries, she said.

JUSTIN BIEBER: CHARGES DROPPED IN MALL FRENZY

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DOUCHEBAG popstar Justin Bieber has agreed to record a public service announcement on cyberbullying so that criminal charges filed against his manager and a record executive after a frenzy at a New York mall will be dropped.
Back in 2009 thousands of squealing fans turned up Long Island clothing store to see the teen pop star sign autographs and overwhelmed cops, stunned by the size of the crowd cancelled the event.
But Def Jam Records executive James Roppo was arrested after police said he refused to help disperse the baying mob, eager to catch a glimpse of the "One Time" singer.  Months later, the NYPD also pressed child endangerment charges against Bieber's manager, Scott Braun.