CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

LINDSAY LOHAN DID VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

BUSTED..... AGAIN

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan, did violate her probation, a judge blasted yesterday, before ordering her to take her fifth mugshot in four years.  Packing punch after punch, an unimpressed Stephanie Sautner told the troubled star she had willfully got herself kicked out of the Downtown Center which helps homeless women, by refusing to show up. 
On at least nine occasions the star who clearly thinks the rules don't apply to her had failed to appear, leaving them with no option but to cancel her help. 
Sautner told her: "Probation is a gift as I see it. There is something called looking a gift horse in the mouth," before ordering to work clean up in a morgue for 16 hours between now and her next court hearing in an attempt to mitigate the current situation.

PROSECUTOR: LINDSAY LOHAN 'SHOULD GO BACK TO JAIL'

WHO ME?

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan should go back to jail, after she was booted from a women's shelter where a judge wanted her to spend most of her community service, a city prosecutor has claimed.
City attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said he didn't know why the troubled 57-year-old star had been asked to leave said but said: "We feel that her being terminated from it is a violation."
When she sentenced for violating her probation in a 2007 drunken driving case and a misdemeanor theft case earlier this year, Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear that at least 360 of the 480 hours of service should be spent at the Downtown Women's Shelter.
Praising the Los Angeles center's mission she told the star during one hearing that she thought being at the facility would do Lohan good.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SUPERHERO IN THE DOCK

BRUCE WAYNE HE AINT

HOLY probation Batman!
It's been a bad week for superheros and run ins with the law.
First Seattle based Phoenix Jones, was unmasked in the dock where he was facing charges of pepper spraying a group of people as they left a nightclub, which we reported here.  
And now the so called Petoskey Batman has had his identity revealed after he was sentenced to six months of probation, after he was spotted atop a building wearing his costume.

TEEN MOM STAR JENNELLE EVANS AVOIDS JAIL

CELEB JUSTICE

BRAWLER

IDIOT Teen Mom 2 star Jennelle Evans got a nice dollop of celebrity justice when she was handed a 30 day suspended sentence for viciously beating another girl in a street fight. 
The dumb reality star was caught on camera brawling  with another girl, Brittany Truett, near her North Carolina home. 
But astonishingly she was not charged with assault, but affray, as was her fellow combatant, so the judge gave them both the suspended sentence and fined $100 for their parts in the fight.
After the verdict she arrogantly tweeted: "F*** yes!!!!! I WINNNNNNN."

CASEY ANTHONY 'CONCENTRATING ON THERAPY'

ISSUES

CASEY Anthony is back in Florida and "concentrating on therapy" according to her controversial attorney Jose Baez. 
The 25-year-old party mom has returned to her home state for the first time since she was sensationally acquitted or murdering her daughter Caylee. She was last spotted in Columbus, Ohio trying to blend in by wearing sweat pants and a baseball cap, as we reported here.  
But now according to her legal adviser Jose Baez, she has returned to her home state and is doing the best she can to "go on with her life."

CASEY ANTHONY 'MUST' RETURN TO ORLANDO: JUDGE

CASEY Anthony's time in hiding is over, after a judge ordered her back to Orlando to serve a year of probation for her check fraud conviction.
The one time party mom has been in hiding, since she was sensationally found not guilty of the murder of her young toddler, but now she will have to return to her home state.
Back in January 2010, she admitted to stealing her friend a checkbook from her friend Amy Huizenga - who later testified against her at her murder trial - and writing herself five checks

BROKE LINDSAY LOHAN 'CAN'T AFFORD' COUNSELING

BROKE

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan appears to have finally run out of cash.
Ordered by the court to seek counseling the 53-year-old onetime movie star's lawyer Shaun Chapman Holley told the judge she had been forced to stop because she didn't have the cash to carry on.
He said: "She was seeing someone for psychological treatment at UCLA but had to stop for financial reasons."
He added that her Screen Actors Guild coverage has lapsed due to lack of work, which meant that she had no health insurance coverage. Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't seem at all impressed with the star, although she agreed that it was unsuitable for her to go to group counseling because of the risk of her secrets being sold, she gave her 21-days to find a new therapist.

LINDSAY LOHAN 'DIDN'T' VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

ALLOWED TO DRINK

SHE has more lives than.... well we're not sure what, because she's beaten a cat hands down.
Because astonishingly, former actress Lindsay Lohan did not violate her probation and she is legally allowed to drink.
The one time movie star did reportedly fail an alcohol test on June 13, according to TMZ the day after she held a rooftop party at her Venice, CA home - where she was serving hard time her sentence for violating her probation.
But it turns out she shouldn't have been tested at all because it turns out that the order requiring Lohan to submit to alcohol tests expired back in February.