SPEEDER MAKES FAKE 911 CALL TO AVOID TICKET: COPS

NOT SMART

NO ONE likes a speeding ticket, but Jonathan's Rorech's attempt to get out of one really takes the biscuit. Thinking he had a foolproof plan to avoid the fine he called cops from his cell  and reported a shooting in the area. 

"The victim is on the ground," he told them, the Naples News reports.

The call was promptly dispatched to the deputy who immediately dropped the ticket for the more serious offense and he sped to the victims aid, the police report stated. 

And Rorech who was allegedly driving with a suspended license and going 45 mph in a 30 mph zone, drove away thinking he had pulled a fast one on the law. 

 But when he arrived at the scene there was no body, no blood and no one had heard any gunshots.

Realizing something didn't add up the deputy quickly retraced the call and got Rorech's voicemail.

Now instead of just a traffic ticket, he was arrested for making a false 911 call.