SHE was so wasted that she was seeing little blue men and couldn't remember her own name.
This was after she'd smashed her car up.
But then Sarah Boushey, came up with a novel excuse for her horrific drunk driving - she'd been watching "The Smurfs" movie with her daughter.
Worse still, it was her four-year-old who filled in the blanks - like her name - bluntly telling cops: "she's drunk."
San Francisco cops found the incoherent 42-year-old had a blood alcohol limit of more than three times the legal limit, which probably had something to do with the half-empty bottle of vodka in her purse.
San Francisco DA Steve Wagstaffe told SF Weekly: "I'm not a big fan of the Smurfs, but not enough to drink like that."