DEADBEAT KENNY KEENE LEFT SON IN CAR TO GO TO BAR

DEADBEAT

A DEADBEAT dad left his autistic six-year-old son in the car, so he could go to a bar has been charged with child endangerment.
Booze hound Kenny Keene was busted after cops found the boy on the backseat of his car outside a Scottsdale, AZ home.
A concerned member of the public had called them in after allegedly watching the boy sleep for 20 minutes, during which time no one came to check on the child.
When cops arrived there was no sign of Keene and the boy was sleeping on the backseat of his car.
They told KSAZ that it wasn't hot outside and that when they arrived after 9 at night the windows were cracked with enough space "sufficient for someone with an average sized arm to reach into the vehicle."
That's where the charge of endangerment of a minor comes in.

GIRLS GONE WILD FOUNDER JOE FRANCIS SURRENDERS

ATTACKER?

GIRLS Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has turned himself in to cops in connection with his false imprisonment warrant.
The sleazy founder of the uber successful video chain which encourages young girls to expose themselves on camera allegedly offered to drive three women he met in a nightclub.
But rather than take them for a spin they say the franchise founder took them to his mansion although they told him they did not want to go there according to TMZ.
Then he allegedly pushed one of the women to the ground during an altercation at his home.
A friend of the girls said: "He started off all nice but when he quickly turned. They were really frightened by the end of it and they couldn't wait to get out of there. It wasn't like he took no for an answer."  

CASEY ANTHONY'S 'MURDER CAR' SCRAPPED

PARTY

"HORRIFIC"

CASEY Anthony's car which prosecutor's claimed 'smelled like death' because she had stored her daughter Caylee's body in it, has been scrapped.
DA lawyer's claimed that she had stored her the tragic toddler's body in the white Pontiac Sunfire, causing a huge stain in the trunk and a "shocking" smell according to Dr Arpad Vass, a researcher at the famous Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

CITIZEN'S CANE TRACKS DOWN PURSE SNATCHERS

LOWEST OF THE LOW

A CITIZEN'S cane helped cops track down a pair of purse snatchers after she used it to whack their car when they made their getaway.
Cops in New Castle, PA, said the dents left in the car by the 89-year-old woman helped them track down the vehicle and bust the crooks.
Police Chief Thomas Sansone says the 89-year-old and her 82-year-old friend were accosted outside a pizza shop Sunday, by 27-year-old Jerry Brown Jr who grabbed the purse.

I WASN'T DRIVING, I WAS HAVING SEX: SALEM TRAD

UN-TRAD-ITIONAL

AS novel excuses go, this one was a doozy.
Booze hound Salem Trad, 22, claimed he couldn't have been drunk behind the wheel when his speeding car smashed into a taxi, because he was having sex in the backseat. 
The only trouble for Trad, was that the female passenger testified in court that there definitely hadn't been any backseat coupling, as they returned from his 21st birthday bash.
The third passenger also denied being the driver.
Whatever was happening in that car, it cost Trad $22,000 in court after a Fairfax, VA county court awarded the taxi driver he smashed into, Abdu Omar, substantial damages.

IDIOT SHOOTS 11-YEAR-OLD FOR PLAYING NEAR HIS CAR

NUT JOB NEIGHBOR

A PSYCHO neighbor blasted an 11-year-old girl for playing on his lawn and near his car, cops say.
Nut job neighbor Charles DuBose, 55, had yelled at the group of kids who were playing on his lawn and bumped his car.
But when they carried on playing to close to his Clevland, OH, home he pulled out his pistol and started blasting, smashing 11-year-old Ivhan'e Merrit in the torso.
Her pal Shamarra Hall, 10, told Fox News: "We started running and then that's when my friend Ivhan`e goes 'I got shot, I got shot,' and we thought she was playing until she fell."

MOM LEFT KID IN CAR WITH DEAD BODY TO TAKE DRUGS

DRUGGED

AN evil mom left her 20-month-old son in her car next to her best friend's dead body while she went off to take drugs, cops say. 
Shocked service station staff found the crying toddler in Jessica Ockman's car next to Shelby Fleming's body, after she left it running at a gas pump. 
They found Ockman, 33, unconscious in the restroom, with a lighter and spoon next to her body. 
They also recovered a white plastic box containing marijuana that she'd thrown into a nearby garbage can.
Ockman  is not a suspect in her friends death, which is classified pending the outcome of toxicology tests, but believed to be a drug overdose.  
The toddler was taken to a local hospital for evaluation and neighbors in Metarie, LA say she is now with relatives.
They added that she showed up a couple of days ago claiming she was homeless and asking for money.