Cheerleader coach Ashley Zehnder romped with teen

HOUSTON, TEXAS -- Gimme an S! Gimme an E! Gimme an X! What's that spell? SEX. A 17-year-old male member of the cheerleading squad was no doubt singing that ditty after he snagged sexy biology teacher Ashley Zehnder, 24. Our heroic young teacher was also the asst. coach of the cheerleading squad as well. YAY TEAM! Cops say the testosterone-driven teen shared a sexy nude snap that Zehnder had sent him and couldn't resist sharing with a pal. Our plucky young teacher complained to the administrators at Pasadena High School. But a quick check revealed that the ready to bang biology teacher was having torrid trysts with cheering protege.
The Kent State graduate is out on bail. She does look perky. MORE FROM SMOKING GUN

Sex with teddy bear led to thief being nabbed

If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise, especially if you live in Blackburn, England.
Paul Mountain was identified as a burglary suspect after having sex with a teddy bear and leaving his semen inside the toy.
Cops collared him after matching his DNA.
The 38-year-old told a court that he felt "an overwhelming need" for sexual relief as he came down from an amphetamine high.

Teacher Nicole Dufault's oral sex video blackmail

MAPLEWOOD, NEW JERSEY -- Ms. Dufault [call me Nicole] knows how to P.A.R.T.Y. A New Jersey high school teacher may have been blackmailed with a raunchy video showing her giving oral sex to a 15-year-old student while another filmed the action, according to her lawyer.
“We haven’t received the specifics, but we received some feedback to the effect of blackmail, coercion,” lawyer Timothy R. Smith said. “It seems at this point in time that the information we are receiving is legitimate. It’s something we’re obviously taking very seriously.”

Wisc. duo had sex in back of cop car - on way to jail

GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN -- Love always finds a way -- even in the darkest hours. A pair of Wisconsin lovebirds arrested for allegedly drunk driving decided to have sex in the backseat of the cop car on the way to jail. Cops in the cheese state say Travis 'The Machine' Husnik, 33, and Heather Basten, 29, were pulled over for drunk driving in Oconto County. Eventually, the disgusted cop told Travisto pull his pants up.
"At a minimum, the mildest word that I can think of, the most favorable word I can think of, is your conduct is completely disrespectful to the officer," Judge Jay Conley said later in court.
"The process of being arrested is supposed to be somewhat unpleasant ... and you end up having a tryst. Incredible." MORE IN THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Shelley Dufresne ringleader in teacher threesome

UPDATE: KENNER, LOUISIANA -- Further to the teacher group sex story from yesterday: Cops now say that the 16-year-old boy who had the three-way with English teachers Rachel Respess, 24, and Shelley Dufresne, 34, had sex with them until the wee hours of the morning -- simultaneously.
"At the apartment, the boy told police, he had sex with both women. While Respess was having intercourse with him, Dufresne began intimately kissing (Respess) in an attempt to arouse all parties involved, all who were complete(ly) disrobed."
MORE PIX AFTER THE BREAK.

Teacher Sean Shaynak's lurid sex with teen harem

He was supposed to be teaching them maths and physics but perverted Sean Shaynak was much more interested in sex-ed with several of his female students, according to New York prosecutors.
In a 36 count indictment, they allege that the 44-year-old father of a nine-year-old daughter:

• Slept with several female students and gave straight A's to one, even though she did no work.
• Took a teen to gay sex club and made her watch as he was "serviced" by other men. 
• Forced himself on a student after she resisted his advances. 
• Plied a girl with so much booze that she passed out at his home.
• Asked a girl to have lesbian sex with another student.      

Sex romps with dirty dentist caused hair growth

HOUSTON, TEXAS -- The former secretary for an allegedly twisted Texas dentist says the tooth of the matter is that if she didn't have sex with him he would ruin her. Not only that, Jamie O'Brien's lawsuit said that the dirty dentist, Dr. Jody D. Cremer [really] allegedly recorded the secret trysts while he did the fillings. These sex sessions caused her to grow what she called "unsightly body hair" when the testosterone gel he used to juice his "little erect penis" rubbed off on her.

AMANDA KNOX OFFERED $20K TO STAR IN PORN FILM

Group sex anyone? Anyone?

A major purveyor of porn wants convicted sex killer Amanda Knox to become a XXX-Rated titan in the skin business, according to published reports.
Knox-- AKA Foxxxy Knoxy -- was recently convicted with her former boyfriend and another man in the bloody 2007 murder of her British roommate Meredith Kercher during what cops say was a sex game gone awry. Now, Monarch Distribution wants to make the 26-year-old Seattle woman a sex-rated star.

CHEERLEADER PIMP MONTIA MARIE PARKER'S SEX PLOT

GIVE ME AN H! GIVE ME AN O! A Minneapolis cheerleader is accused of prostituting a younger student and creating a raunchy online ad to rake in some extra cash. Montia Marie Parker, 18, faces charges of sex trafficking and promoting prostitution. A senior at Hopkins
 High School, plotting Parker set up a Backpage.com ad for a 16-year-old girl and even drove the teen to an apartment where she performed oral sex on a man for $60-- then pocketed the dough. The girl's mom alerted cops after reading raunchy text messages between

GERARDO PEREZ PINCHED FOR SEX WITH PIT BULL

Gerardo Perez may quite literally be a horndog. Chicago cops say the 50-year-old had sex with a pit bull while visiting  an animal care facility. It is enough to give paws.
The Chicago Tribune said Perez was taking a group tour of the care facility when he was discovered by employees with a white and grey pit bull -- not exactly the pooch of passion -- on his hands and knees alongside the dog and appeared to have just had sex with the animal. Police say canine copulator  made "inculpatory statements" regarding the sexual conduct with the dog to other employees on the scene. Bail was set at $80,000 -- a lot of milkbones.

LUIS BRIONES DROVE DRUNK WHILE HAVING SEX: COPS

Luis 'The Lothario' Briones sure knows how to show a woman a good time. Cops say the 25-year-old New Mexico Casanova was driving his Ford Explorer while drunk [bad enough] and having sex with a woman at the same time. But then lusty Luis crashed the SUV near Albuquerque and his naked playmate was thrown from the vehicle. Our hero was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out. His naked
nympho suffered deep cuts to her face and head, the Albuquerque Journal said.  Not in enough trouble, George Clooney of the Burger King set tried to drive away and leave his naked pal high but probably not that dry. A witness snagged his keys from the ignition as big libido Luis tried to hide behind cactus from cops. He's charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

GHOST CAMCORDER CATCHES MOM & SON INCEST

HE set up the camera to catch ghosts, but he reviewed the footage, he found something altogether more shocking - his girlfriend, sleeping with her own 16-year old son.
After months of strange noises and bumps in the night, the man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, decided to search for definitive evidence of the supernatural in his old home in Hobart, Australia.
So he began recording parts of the house overnight, analysing the footage each day for ghostly figures.
But then one day he forgot to switch the machine off, when he set off for work.

JOHN ROBERT MESTER JAILED FOR SEX WITH HORSE

JOHN ROBERT MESTER was not going to take neeeiiigh for an answer in his amorous adventures involving a horse. The Michigan man, 62, was pinched in June having sex with a horse on his neighbor's property. Now, according to the DETROIT FREE PRESS our bestial bad boy is, uh, getting counseling. And he acknowledges that, maybe, he needs some help.
At a sentencing hearing Monday, he told the Judge: "I know I have some psychological issues. I know my actions are (in)excusable."
He got  90 days in jail and five years of probation. He was also ordered to pay more than $4,200 in restitution to his neighbor, Cindy Heistand, who runs a horse boarding business on her property.
Earlier, he was pinched having sexual intercourse with a pony. He got 30 days in jail.

KINKY COUPLE STOLE COP CAR SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX

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PRATT BY NAME

A KINKY couple were caught in the act after stealing a cop car so they could have sex. 
Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, jumped into the unmarked police car after they saw the keys in the ignition.
But the Civic was actually part of a police sting and was armed with video GPS surveillance and had been left unlocked by Lake Worth, FL Sheriff's on purpose. 
Officers quickly caught up with Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, but when they asked them why they'd taken the car the response shocked them. 

PEDO PASTOR MATHIAS ANDERSON: 'SEX WITH CHILD'

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A PERVERT pastor has been busted for having sex with a teenage girl for two years, from the age of 12 up.
Mathias Anderson, who founded the New Wine Ministries allegedly began the relationship with the girl, who is now just 14-years old after meeting her and her mom at a women's shelter run by the church.
Her mom had suspected something was going on for a while but she initially refused to press charges after reporting the pastor to cops in October 2010.
But recently she found e-mail messages as well as several calls between the pair listed on her daughter's cell phone records.
This was after the family moved to Murrieta, GA when Anderson, 41 told them to leave the congregation without providing a reason.

MOM WHO TRIED TO SELL DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY GUILTY

AN EVIL mom who hawked her 13-year-old daughter's virginity for $10,000 and made her model in her underwear in front of potential buyers, has pleaded guilty to sexually exploiting the teen.
Cops say the woman who has not been named to avoid identifying the girl, forced her to model twice in her bra and underwear in front of a potential buyer.
Initially the girl agreed but later changed her mind.
Her mom also tried to sell sexually explicit pictures of the girl to another man, but she was busted when her boyfriend found text messages about the sale of the girl’s virginity on the woman’s cellphone which he turned over to police.

PREGNANT TEACH BRITANNY LARSON: STUDENT SEX

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A PREGNANT teacher has been busted for having sex with a student at a boarding school for kids with special needs. 
Brittany Larson allegedly slept with the 16-year-old boy at the Devereux Glenholme School in New Milford, CT, which caters for young people who have been diagnosed with Asperger's, ADHD, OCD, and Tourette's syndrome, between the ages of 10 and 18.
School officials are said to have learned of the allegations and contacted police, after hearing she had sex with the student, 16, on school grounds, according to the Hartford Courant.
They quickly moved in to arrest the 27-year-old, who's first child is due in mid December according to an online baby registry. 

REBECCA DELAGARZA HAD STUDENT LES AFFAIR: COPS

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A FORMER Texas gym coach has been charged with having a lesbian affair with one of her 14-year-old students. 
Rebecca Delagarza, 26, allegedly had steamy sex encounters with the girl in her office and the storage area of the school locker room, the victim admitted to cops. 
And during their eight month affair she exchanged more than 22,000 texts with the girl, one of which was found by the girl's mom, who reported her to cops. 
In addition, some of the school’s employees reportedly told police that the girl spent an extensive amount of time in Delagarza's office. 
Delagarza was slapped with two charges of having an improper relationship with a student and two charges of sexual assault of a child.

UPDATE: SEX TEACHER DEBRA LAFAVE'S PROBATION ENDS

UPDATE: A Tampa judge had granted Debra Lafave her wish: an early end to probation. The victim's family objected. She did two years house arrest and part of her original plea deal was that there would be no early end to the 7 years probation she agreed to. MORE ON DEBRA LAFAVE'S SOFT JUDGE
 EARLIER: About six years ago, Debra Lafave burst onto the national stage like a brief, shimmering light. The troubled teacher who had developed a habit of boinking students agreed to three years of house arrest followed by 7 years probation. Debs had banged a 14-year-old boy in her classroom, home

HORNY HOCKEY MOM KATIA DAVIS PUCKED SON'S TEAM

HORNY hockey mom Katia Maria Davis sure knows how to score. The 44-year-old California woman allegedly plied her son's teammates with booze and then had sex with at least two of them. Davis was sent to the penalty box last Wednesday at her home in Laguna Nigel, Calif on suspicion of having sex with a minor under 16 and committing lewd acts with a minor younger than 14. Game misconduct!  OC Sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino said: