Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Killer sues for his right to pornography! YES! YES! YES!

HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT -- A convicted killer is suing Connecticut because --- the state's ban on porn in the big house violates his constitutional right to wank. OK, it's a bit more complicated than that but murderer Dwight 'Pinkie Pie' Pink Jr., 44, claims that guards used the no stroke book policy to deny him an art book called, The Atlas of Foreshortening. The book uses nude models to help aspiring artists draw the human figure.

The state says Stinky Pinkie has not been harmed by the ban. Experts say that because Pink's book isn't according to hoyle porn, like say, Black Bum Busters 5 or Anal Recruiters 2.
And why is a first amendment crusader in the big house? Stinky Pinkie murdered  a 35-year-old father of two  named Scott Rufin who was shot five times in the head with two guns and stabbed in the heart seven times with a sword. MORE ON PORN IN DA BIG HOUSE

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