PEED OFF MAN LEAVES URINE 'DEPOSIT' AT BANK

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TALK about leaving an unwanted deposit.
Cops say a Florida man urinated into a drive through bank tube after a teller told him, he couldn't purchase a money order.
It then spilled onto the unlucky next customer and into her car, who needless to say wasn't too happy with the service.
The bank employee who had spoken to the man then inspected the tube and also determined the liquid to be urine.
Cops are now hunting for the man who pulled into the St Augustine, FL and got upset when he found out they didn't sell money orders.
According to the tellers he then drove off mumbling.   
Investigators are searching for the suspect, who according to the St Augustine Record could be charged with causing a nuisance injurious to health, a second-degree misdemeanor.

VITALY BORKER THREATENS DEATH FOR GOOGLE POSITION

A CRAZY internet entrepreneur threatened complaining customers with rape and murder so his name would appear more often on search engines, he told the court.Vitaly Borker, 34, ran DecorMyEyes.com, selling glasses and sunglasses, from his home in Brooklyn, NY.
But if anyone complained, he sent vicious threats, e-mailing one client a picture of their home and telling another's workplace their staff member was a gay drug dealer.
He also sent warnings such as ‘I know where you live," to others.

Borker, 34, came up with novel excuse that dozens of complaints by frightened customers helped elevate his website’s position on Google searches. It actually prompted the huge search engine to look at the issue