TWISTED TYRONE BROWN PEED ON ER PATIENT

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A TWISTED pervert sexually assaulted and peed on a woman after she fell asleep in a hospital emergency room, cops say.
Deranged Tyrone Brown's 45-year-old victim, who we are not naming because of the crime's sexual nature, had dozed off because of the strong painkillers, which doctors had given her for a foot injury.
The victim's niece told the Daily News: "She woke up and he was over her rubbing his penis on her mouth."
When she jumped up to get away he began to urinate on her.
"She felt a hot splash," the niece added.

WIFE FOUND JASON GOOD FILM OF HER NAKED MOM

DEAD MAN

TALK about the doghouse! 
Jason Good would probably prefer to be in a den of hungry lions than at home at the moment, after his wife found footage on his cellphone of her mom using the bathroom. 
The 40-year-old pervert's missus was astonished to find a "video of an adult female using the restroom" cops said.
Then she was even more horrified when she realized it was her 57-year-old mom and it had been taken in their Laurel, VA home and she immediately called in the cops.
When officers arrived she directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom" the police statement revealed.

KIM KARDASHIAN SUES PR MAN FOR DAMAGING HER REP

HILARIOUS. Laugh-a-minute fame whore Kim Kardashain has enlisted lawyer to the stars, Marty 'California Law' Singer to be her attack dog against her former publicist who says: 'The wedding was a fake!' Nooooooo. We CAN'T, we WON'T believe it. According to TMZ, the untalented Armenian princess wants a muzzle put on Jonathan Jaxson who is promoting a book that claims the wedding was staged. Although she says she barely remembers him, she does, uh, remember the confidentiality agreement they had. Kim, who was the star of a videotape that included a segment of her being peed on is claiming $200,000 for damaging her rep. MORE FROM TMZ

PEED OFF MAN LEAVES URINE 'DEPOSIT' AT BANK

I P FREELY

TALK about leaving an unwanted deposit.
Cops say a Florida man urinated into a drive through bank tube after a teller told him, he couldn't purchase a money order.
It then spilled onto the unlucky next customer and into her car, who needless to say wasn't too happy with the service.
The bank employee who had spoken to the man then inspected the tube and also determined the liquid to be urine.
Cops are now hunting for the man who pulled into the St Augustine, FL and got upset when he found out they didn't sell money orders.
According to the tellers he then drove off mumbling.   
Investigators are searching for the suspect, who according to the St Augustine Record could be charged with causing a nuisance injurious to health, a second-degree misdemeanor.

SKIER ROBERT VIETZE PEED ON LITTLE GIRL

P***ER

HE REALLY was taking the piste. 

Top skier Robert Vietze got drunk on a Jet Blue flight from Portland to Oregon when he allegedly urinated on an 11-year-old girl. 

The arrogant 18-year-old, who is among the 75 best in the country and had been penciled into for next year's Winter Olympics, apparently got up shortly after take off. 

But instead of hitting the bathroom, he stumbled five rows up and emptied his bladder on the 11-year-girl's leg. 

The girl's father, a Stage 4 cancer patient, caught Vietze midstream and tried to wipe him out.

One witness told the NY Post: "I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face."

STINKY MAN HID IN PORTABLE TOILET AT YOGA FESTIVAL

EURGH

IF they catch him, he will forever be known as "Stinky" or possibly "Weirdo". Quite why he would want to hide in amongst the pee and feces inside a portable toilet tank is unclear but that's exactly what one man did at a Yoga festival in Boulder, CO.
A woman told police she noticed something she thought was a man moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid. Then, after another man spotted the crazy intruder, seemingly covered in tarp, but when he checked he hear the door lock from the inside.
A cop said: "A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw a suspect emerge from the portable toilet. The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces."

URINE REAL TROUBLE NOW: P***ING PROF JUMPS COURT

PEED OFF

A BAFFLING Boffin who was caught peeing on fellow professor's door is in real trouble now after he failed to show for court and a $35,000 bench warrant was issued for him. 
Back in January Maths genius Tihomir Petrov was captured on video peeing on a fellow academic's campus office at the California State University as we reported here.
School officials had set up a hidden camera after finding puddles outside the door which they suspected was urine. 
And they were stunned to watch as the algebraic geometry and algebraic k-theory specialist opened up and peed.