Sex with teddy bear led to thief being nabbed

If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise, especially if you live in Blackburn, England.
Paul Mountain was identified as a burglary suspect after having sex with a teddy bear and leaving his semen inside the toy.
Cops collared him after matching his DNA.
The 38-year-old told a court that he felt "an overwhelming need" for sexual relief as he came down from an amphetamine high.

Horse trots into police station, becomes mane event

He wasn't the mane suspect in any of their cases and it appears that he just wanted to be a good neigh-bour. Either way, we pity the officer who was saddled with taking home this horse after it trotted into a British police station.

Quite why the nosey pony thought it was a good idea to trot into the station in the North West of England is unclear, but Superintendent Peter Cowcroft said: "At neigh point did the horse pose a risk to security and appeared to be a well cared for animal.