MUGSHOT MANIA! He fought the law; the law won

Oh, it didn't end as intended. Actually we're not sure what happened but we sure like the headline.

MUGSHOT MANIA! If you've got it, flaunt it, that's me

Oh, she was just lovely once... but after all, age is just a number and in her heart, she remains a girl of 19.

MUGSHOT MANIA: Down from the mount in handcuffs

Religious persecution? Maybe. But we do know that this wizened old traveler had a spot of trouble.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Minnesota blast from the past

If you want to check out some really cool old mugshots and crime photos, we recommend vintag.es. It's wicked! You can spend hours looking at the collection of old photos -- crime and otherwise.
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MUGSHOT MANIA! Capt. Douche finally unmasked!

Yes, the upholder and leading light of all things douche-bag has finally been unmasked by evil government forces. What's next for our hero? Stay tuned!

MUGSHOT MANIA! This crook is hot off the grill

One fashion trend we've never quite understood is the gangsta affection for grills. As B.B. King sang, "the grill is gone."

MUGSHOT MANIA! Next Elizabeth Gilbert discovered

First, there was Elizabeth Gilbert's Eat, Pray, Love about the madcap adventures of an entitled white woman who set off to find herself [with book contract in hand, of course.] Now, we've found the next big empowering book for white women: Hope You Dance.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Hair says she's a little bit country...

And no doubt, the old man is a little bit rock and roll. We heard her hair was a stand-in for Dolly Parton's.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Colorized blasts from the past

 

OK, who says we can't be artsy fartsy. Artist Dana Keller has taken a series of old mugshots from Australia and colorized them. The results, to say the least, are dazzling. More after the jump.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Last time this accountant parties

Mild mannered seems to be the order. We don't know what went wrong exactly but if we had to guess, it would be a couple of sherries after going over the books and then ... WHAMO! RIDE strikes.

Mugshot Mania! Zippy the Pinhead in trouble with law

Someone, somewhere told him, "hey buddy, I really like your haircut." Because, someone, somewhere probably thinks it looks cool.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Next Audrey Hepburn discovered

Can there be any doubt that this misunderstood young woman is nothing less than an Audrey Hepburn in waiting? No, we didn't think so either.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Hippy hair heartache hits hood

"WOW! 2014? Really? Last thing I remembered I had tickets for a Dead show... and wait, my hair is thinning.... NO! I'm balding..."

MUGSHOT MANIA! Sons of Anarchy extra pinched

Nooooo... just kidding. We at Crime Scene USA are big fans of the old minimal resemblance game. And while we're pretty certain dude is NOT a SAMCRO extra, he could be.

MUGSHOT MANIA! No, no! Don't ink the whole head

Like a child who becomes frustrated when the crayon goes beyond the line, it appears the tattooist responsible for our friend Forsaken had his own tantrum. Forsaken. Indeed.

MUGSHOT MANIA! Phil Donahue hits hard times

Yes, the mighty have indeed fallen. It wasn't that long ago that Phil Donahue ruled the daytime airwaves. Now look at him. Sad indeed.

MUGSHOT MANIA: IT'S A GOOD LOOK AND I'M SMUG

And yet, he seemed oddly surprised that despite submitting hundreds of resumes and applications, no one ever called back. Oh, except the costume shop, they were interested.

MUGSHOT MANIA: GOOD-TIME CHARLIE'S GOT THE BOOZE

The party is on. Good-Time Charlie apparently has got the booze. Say what you will, but we like a man who's honest. Knows what he wants. Says what he wants.

MUGSHOT MANIA: PARTY GIRL FROM CENTRAL CASTING

We would totally party with this babe-a-licious bad girl who -- it seems to us -- would rather fight than switch. Bravo, you sweet hellraising hottie.

MUGSHOT MANIA: HE'S GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING

Well, welcome back! Mensa just called and wants its Vice President for Intellectual Affairs back. After Harvard our young Einstein devoted himself to community and curing cancer.