MUGSHOT MANIA! It seemed like a good idea

We always wondered what happened to the tattooed manhunter from Papillon, you know the guy. Well, it appears that the police in Nowheresville, USA have found him. Welcome back, says we.

MUGSHOT MANIA: IT'S A GOOD LOOK AND I'M SMUG

And yet, he seemed oddly surprised that despite submitting hundreds of resumes and applications, no one ever called back. Oh, except the costume shop, they were interested.

MUGSHOT MANIA! DEBATING TEAM CAPTAIN NABBED!

THAT'S quite the head. Where did you get it? Who did the work. Sure looks nice. Hard to believe you were captain of your high school's debating team.

MUGSHOT MANIA! HOT? THIS PERP IS JUST ON FIRE!

HIS face says a lot. Really it does. It's almost like a walking talking existential play. Hot? Dude is totally ironic.

MUGSHOT MANIA! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FACE TAT'

ARE we missing something? It appears so. For the life of us we just can't get our heads around getting our face tattooed. If you're a crook, it's easy for cops to ID you. And academia will not embrace your thesis either...

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! TATTOOIST'S FAVORITE

LET'S FACE IT: Dude's tattoos look, shall we say, on the cheap side? Mom always told us if something was worth doing it was worth doing right. Buddy's tat artist gets a big fail. So does buddy.

IT'S CANADA DAY: GREAT WHITE NORTH MEATHEADS

YEP. There's meatheads in the Great White North too! Even on Canada Day. Dude with the finger, clearly knocking hell out of life's ballpark was attending the funeral of Cory 'He's Turning his life Around' Armstrong, 21, gunned down in a police dope raid. Old story: I fought the law. The law won. Happy Canada Day! TURNING HIS LIFE AROUND