GEEK NEWS: DRAGONCON'S KRAMER CAUGHT WITH BOY

GARGANTUAN of Geek Edward Kramer who has longed claimed to be too ill to face the music for sexually molesting young boys bedazzled by his collection. Funny, how do you end up in a hotel room with a 14-year-old when you're that sick? The founder of DragonCon was charged with reckless endangerment of a child and apparently claimed he was the boy's guardian (fox in the henhouse, anyone?) His lawyer was "flabbergasted."

JACKIE KOKER, REBECCA BERMUDEZ BUSTED FOR MOLESTATION, BESTIALITY

INDIANA appears to be hitting the ball out of the sick crime ballpark these days. Just look at Rebecca Bermudez, 40, and Jackie Koker, 44. They're charged with child molestation AND bestiality. The pair are charged with engaging in sex acts with a pit bull and encouraging a 5-year-old girl to do the same. Bermudez allegedly molested the girl while the ever faithful Koker watched. They also engaged in sex in front of the terrified child--to, uh, teach her about human reproduction, so they say. The little girl told someone about what happened and cops busted