DOG SHOOTS OWNER: COPS NOT LOOKING FOR LEADS

THIS dog is literally a pain in the ass for his barking mad owner.
Cops said they weren't looking for any leads in this case because his paws were all over the scene of the crime after he somehow shot the duck hunter in the buttocks. 
The Utah duck hunter was sprayed when the murderous mutt stepped on his shotgun and blasted him.  
The two were in his canoe like boat when the man got out to either set up or collect decoys.
Box Elder County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Kevin Potter told KSL that the man had laid his 12 gauge shotgun across the bow of the boat. 

MTV STAR EBONY JACKSON-RENDON'S KID TAKEN AWAY

BAD PARENTS

IN HAPPIER TIMES

ANOTHER day, another idiot MTV mom in trouble - but this time the star's of 16 and Pregnant have had their child taken away.
Ebony Jackson-Rendon and her husband Joshua, both 19, were found living in a home filled with feces, flies and maggots, cops say.
Jacksonville police Capt. Kenny Boyd, said the Jacksonville, AK, home was in "deplorable" condition, with human and animal feces on the floors and walls in each room.
He added: "The house was full of flies, with collections of maggots in a number of areas."

BETTY PELTIER STOLE AUTISTIC BOY'S THERAPY DOG

TODAY, Betty Peltier, 58, will go down as the Meanest Woman in America. Peltier of the Chicago suburbs is accused of stealing an autistic boy's therapy dog--then phoning about the $1,000 reward. Peanut apparently slipped out of the family home earlier this summer while the family ran errands. A neighbor told cops she saw a woman drive by and scoop the dog up. After offering a $1,000 reward for Peanut’s safe return, Monica Hildalgo said she received several calls from Betty Peltier inquiring about the money. Cops arrested the miserable old bitch when she tried to return the 3-year-old dog. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, she faces a misdemeanor theft charge.