DOG SHOOTS OWNER: COPS NOT LOOKING FOR LEADS

THIS dog is literally a pain in the ass for his barking mad owner.
Cops said they weren't looking for any leads in this case because his paws were all over the scene of the crime after he somehow shot the duck hunter in the buttocks. 
The Utah duck hunter was sprayed when the murderous mutt stepped on his shotgun and blasted him.  
The two were in his canoe like boat when the man got out to either set up or collect decoys.
Box Elder County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Kevin Potter told KSL that the man had laid his 12 gauge shotgun across the bow of the boat. 

CHARLES HENRY TEAL: 'HE BEGGED ME TO SHOOT HIM'

TEAL

A MAN accused of shooting his best pal in the head has told cops: "he begged me to shoot him." Charles Henry Teal, 26, told cops he shot Jeffery Scott Bension, 39, in a mercy killing after his pal told him he had terminal cancer. In the affidavit he said that his pal had begged him for several minutes to kill him, before he pulled the shotgun trigger and blasted him in the side of the head. Cops said the two men were friends and had just moved in together after they met in a bar. According to KVAL Bension's body was found near the remote spot near Roseburg, OR, where the shooting took place, by a hunter. It has yet to be established whether he had terminal cancer, but friends told the station that they had always got along well and could not imagine any other motive for the killing.

INDIANA GIRL, 11, SHOT BY SISTER, 14, PLAYING CSI

AN 11-YEAR-OLD girl was blasted in the head with a shotgun by her 14-year-old sister during a game of CSI that went horribly wrong.
The pair were playing a game based on the on the hit TV show when the girl picked up the gun and: "shot pellets in the head area from a 20 gauge shotgun," according to Cass County conservation officer Brenda Louthain. Neither parent was home at the time. 

SHOTGUN AT TACO BELL: JEREMY COMBS GOT NO SAUCE

DUMBASS

DOUCHEBAG of the week goes to the Jeremy Combs. 
He was so annoyed that the Taco Bell server had forgotten his hot sauce that he returned to the Lee's Summit, MO, that he returned with a shotgun to complain. 
Combs admitted that he had purchased several items from the Missouri Taco Bell, only to return home to discover 'the Taco Bell employee had failed to include his…hot sauce, according to The Smoking Gun.
Taco Bell surveillance footage shows Combs in his Ford F-150 truck brandishing the weapon, police say.

Customer service: Combs was said to have become angry after discovering his order was not complete

But Combs denies threatening the employee with a gun and says the item was actually a tire iron.

PROMISED KINKY SEX, THEN TORTURED LOVE CHEAT BEAU

HELL HATH NO FURY

SHE PROMISED him kinky sex and handcuffed him to bed, but then when Sabrina Renee Robinson had him where she wanted him she turned violent and took heavy revenge for him cheating on her. 
Smashing him in the face with the butt of a shotgun, she repeatedly threatened to kill him, and promised to "gut him like a deer." 
Needless to say, her 41-year-old fella, who later admitted his infidelity to cops, might think twice before he cheats again. 
Madera County Sheriff’s Department spokesperson Erica Stuart told